Kelly Hall's Bachelorette Party in Vegas this weekend...prolly NSFW....

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Any of you that said one first have fricking age related macular degeneration or something. She has an arse like my buddy chuck. she's making that bikini bottom look like hanes government briefs

Five with the hydrogen wedgie is next worst. The only meal she ever missed is breakfast this morning and her colon is trying to devour that bottom now. she looks like she'll be the worlds shittiest stepmom in six years. her farts smell like slavery

Next down is three. squarepants. looking like she wipes with brawny paper towels. Shes the reason the photo is cropped. so you dont see her rugby cankles. she's on 3 bowling leagues and pitches a 104 mph softball

And then there was two. Rhonda. who's seen more purple meat since grade school than the nurse at the health dept. Decent body still, but looks like ray romano in the face and laughs like ray liotta

Which brings us to four. Petite. excellent hind quarter. if you stare through that gap long enough you see the horrified expression on the dude in front of her as he stares at her 17" c section scar. it looks like she had a colostomy bucket at one point. but at 28 with 3 kids and a set of disgruntled banana titties, she's still got it



Man get these gravel ponies the frick outta here. Gimme something I can use

I would lick each and everyone's arse hole after a taco bell shite. Then was it down with their douche water.

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