re: Arguments against Gay marriage

I believe that I might have come up with a compromise to this whole problem that will make everyone happy! People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word "marriage" corrupted. So how about we let gay people get married, but call it something else?


Homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but, instead of referring to them as "married", they can be... butt buddies.

Instead of being "man and wife", they'll be... butt buddies. They won't be "betrothed", they'll be...butt buddies. Get it? Instead of a "bride and groom", you'd be...Butt Buddies