re: Describe your perfect day

wake up at about 9am

coffee and marlbro while sitting on the porch in exactly 62 degree weather

I go inside and megyn kelly personally reads me the news stories of the day then gives me a BJ afterwards


Client I put in a proposal for 2 months ago in a 15k project decides he's ready to go forward and wires me the entire project amount before we start the project

Go to the race track, horse I've been waiting on to hit the track for 6 months comes back and he's 25 to 1, I put the 15k from the proposal on his nose, I win $390,000 dollars


Go the nearest strip club that night with said 390k and snort lines of blow with every stripper in there. notice the bitch that cheated on me with my roomate 5 years ago is there stripping, looking ran down/through, is giving handjobs for 20 dollar tips, looks at me and at that very moment realizes how big of a mistake her fricking my roommate was


While I was at the strip club I saw Idris Elba in the club and I told him how much I liked him in the wire, he told me man we got like, 2 fricking seasons of new episodes that we never showed anyone I got the in the trunk of my car do you want to see them? I say, does a whore like dick? Who doesn't want to see previously never viewed episodes of the wire


The whole strip club crew including Elba roll by my house to finish drinking, smoking weed and watching season 6


Check the rant before I go to bed, see that Auburn fired Gus for sleeping with 3 prostitutes


go to bed