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Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:02 pm to UMTigerRebel
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:02 pm to UMTigerRebel
If it's a woman, she's got split ends like a sunuvabitch and if it's a man, he has a thick goatee and hat hair. It's like clockwork.
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:03 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:03 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
This is all true. The woman is usually in need of a root touch up too. 
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:08 pm to hg
You're welcome.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:17 pm to hg
About time
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:21 pm to LewDawg
Dayum that it a Gap I would love to mind 
Posted on 2/23/15 at 7:03 pm to ABearsFanNMS
Would you rather:
A) Eat stank puss every evening
B) Stub your toe pretty hard every morning. Not hard enough to break the skin or cause a bruise, but hard enough to seriously hurt and possibly ruin your morning routine
A) Eat stank puss every evening
B) Stub your toe pretty hard every morning. Not hard enough to break the skin or cause a bruise, but hard enough to seriously hurt and possibly ruin your morning routine
Posted on 2/23/15 at 7:13 pm to Tornado Alley
A
Posted on 2/23/15 at 7:14 pm to Tornado Alley
Depends on how stank it is. I'm leaning stank.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 7:16 pm to Tornado Alley
Hmmmm, in regards to the stank pussy, how hot is she? Plus you know stank is a relative term, one man's idea of stank is another's "who gives a shite I making a run for the border"!
Posted on 2/23/15 at 7:17 pm to Tornado Alley
B, all day, er day.
You can't brush the rotten crotch out your mouf. All up in your teeth and nostrils and on your tongue. Peee-yew.
You can get used to the pain of a stubbed toe and take ibuprofen.
You can't brush the rotten crotch out your mouf. All up in your teeth and nostrils and on your tongue. Peee-yew.
You can get used to the pain of a stubbed toe and take ibuprofen.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 8:20 pm to Tornado Alley
Give a rating on the level of stank and her level of hot
But more than likely B
But more than likely B
Posted on 2/23/15 at 8:29 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Also complete side note, but I just went to get groceries with my roommate... Standing in line checking out (like in front of the cashier) he asks me if he got the right salad dressing... Like I have a clue
So we banter back and forth cause we are both idiots and it's just a random roommate convo and our cashier is like making little comments trying to join our convo in kind of a flirty way
Then, she pumps the brakes on herself and is like, oh I'm sorry... Are you two.... Together???
Today.... I was mistaken for a gay man... Smh
So we banter back and forth cause we are both idiots and it's just a random roommate convo and our cashier is like making little comments trying to join our convo in kind of a flirty way
Then, she pumps the brakes on herself and is like, oh I'm sorry... Are you two.... Together???
Today.... I was mistaken for a gay man... Smh
Posted on 2/23/15 at 8:38 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Ouch, you may want to wear some mosey oak or carhart crap the next time y'all go grocery shopping!
Posted on 2/23/15 at 8:44 pm to ABearsFanNMS
I was in jogging pants and a Southern Tide tee... Nothing about me hinted at gay other than my talk of salad dressing..... This has been a weird week allllllready
Posted on 2/23/15 at 8:48 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Did the sentence go something like "I want to try a new salad dressing the next time I'm tossing."
Posted on 2/23/15 at 8:49 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Thats when you wrap her up, give her the best kiss of her life, then say does that answer your question? Got to prove your manhood when it is questioned
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:04 pm to UMRealist
come to think of it...... Haha no but that'd have definitely been a hint.... And she wasn't too attractive... My mouth and her mouth weren't getting too close
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:11 pm to UMRealist
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:12 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Well?!?!?! The suspense is killing me? What fricking dressing did you decide on, fagatron 3000?
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