re: Whose Dick Do You Ride? Whose Dick Do You Wish You Could Ride?

I don't need your answer, I already know it.

Texas rides the dick of each and every team that plays the SEC or A&M to protect the influence of Texas and your nine dwarfs in this state. You also ride the dicks of every major top 10 powerhouse program in the country that is not SEC because you imagine them to be your peer (even though you have had as many national titles the last 30 years as Georgia Tech). Your dysfunctional conference prevents you from having divisions without adding some wet shite in a bag programs, so you can't even answer the second part of my question at all. Boring.

Honestly even if you didn't play my game I gave you enough good material for a better troll than that. Pretty disappointed in you tonight.