10 Things to Never say to a Alabama Fan

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6. Dreamland is overrated

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this is known

I came into this with extremely low expectations. Somehow, I was still disappointed.

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10 Things to Never say to a Alabama Fan

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10 Things LSwho fans are always asking and regret.

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1. Will Alabama beat us 4 straight years? Yes
2. Did Alabama beat us in our house 1969-1999 at our house. Yes
3. Did Alabama beat LSU in the BCSNCG. Yes 21-0.
4 Did Shaun Alexander in his freshman year rush for 284 yards and 4 TDs against our Tigers? Yes he did.
5. Does Alabama hold an overwhelming advantage in the Series. No doubt about it. 49-24-5. LSwho fan. Sorry I ask.
6. Is Les Miles a better Coach than Nick Saban? NO, Scooter not even close. Coach Miles eats grass and Coach Saban is the LawnMower.
7. Did Les Miles cuss after finding out he would face Alabama instead of Oklahoma St. for the 2011 NC? Yes The F-Word on ESPN. ESPN could not show it enough times.
8. Who owns the Series Record in Tiger Stadium? Lets just put it this way most people call Tiger Stadium Bryant Denny West.
9. Who has the most obnoxious drunk fans who get tea bagged. Yep Lsu.
10. LSu fan: Will we beat Alabama in the near future? NO.

I have said 7 of those 10 things to an Alabama fan over the years and his reaction each time has been hilarious.

Can you watch my goat while I run a few errands?

Terrible list.

1-4, 6, & 7 get said to them all the time.

these are all fine things to say to bama fans, and repeatedly