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Egg Bowl / Miss State Hate Week
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 pm
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 pm
Thought we needed to get something going. Here's a nugget from Red Cup Rebellion.
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Obviously more to come.
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Obviously more to come.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:08 pm to Less Cowbell
101 Reasons Why Ole Miss Fans Hate Mississippi State
1. They’re Mississippi State.
2. Dak Prescott.
3. Dan Mullen.
4. Foul mouth Rick.
5. The term O.M.A.H.A.
6. Brett Favre’s nephew went to school there.
7. Cowbells.
8. They don’t know if they’re a bulldog or cow.
9. Their jokes are always three months old.
10. They say things like, “dude, Ole Miss always cheats.”
11. They steal phrases. (“TSUN” and “Hail”)
12. Obesity.
13. Jackie Sherrill.
14. They’re more focused on Ole Miss Sports than Mississippi State Sports.
15. They think The Immaculate Deflection was an Illuminati conspiracy.
16. They live in the past.
17. The color maroon.
18. CLANGA! CLANGA!
19. Their attendance records are put on t’shirts.
20. Their renovations in David Wade Stadium involves couch seating.
21. They always think their teams are national championship contenders.
22. Scientology.
23. Bad breath.
24. Baseball players who expose their chest in the dugout.
25. The 1985 Houston Astro jersey replicas.
26. They think Mississippi is their state.
27. Billboards are a major attraction in Starkville.
28. They refer to Starkville as Stark Vegas.
29. Highway 82 is a POS.
30. They think every football player that comes through Starkville is a Heismen Trophy candidate.
31. They think @EMsStTE on Twitter is a MSU fan page.
32. Copying the grove (the junction).
33. Starting fights before football games.
34. Copying the walk of champions (dog walk).
35. Their players have farm related nicknames.(Pig/Porkchop)
36. The best academics product produced by the university is cheese.
37. Students still wear wranglers and roper boots.
38. MSU fans constantly talk about how they don’t talk about Ole Miss.
39. MSU has lost over 60 times to Ole Miss in the Egg Bowl (won 41 times), but they don’t think they will ever lose again.
40. MSU fans wear camo more than the schools colors.
41. Best restaurant in Starkville is Applebee’s.
42. The most obnoxious fan base to never won a national championship in any sport.
43. They act like all their players are angels.
44. They abbreviate everything.
45. They really think they can beat Ole Miss every year, no matter their win record before.
46. Excuses plague their fan base.
47. They don’t talk in public.
48. They don’t drink.
49. They’re trollers.
50. Bully is name of their mascot.
51. They don’t know how to count.
52. They’re Mississippi State.
53. None of their current coaches are from the south.
54. The cowbell is their only authentic tradition.
55. Half of their fan base is both an Ole Miss and Mississippi State fan.
56. Their forums are trash.
57. They can’t spell (“whenning”).
58. They get pissy when their recruits flip to Ole Miss.
59. They go through more uniform changes than Oregon.
60. Every Mississippi State fan that is reading this is saying, “Ole Miss does the same shite.”
61. They’re more worried about what Ole Miss is doing in the postseason when they are sitting at home.
62. They’re the first to criticize towns of opposing teams.
63. Southern Miss is their 2nd rival.
64. The tailgating area at Ole Miss is the Grove, a field of beautiful grove tree orchards. The tailgating area at Mississippi State is the Junction, a parking lot.
65. Their fight chant is uncreative. You simply yell, “maroon!, white!”
66. Their school color maroon is one of the least appealing colors available to the human eye, it looks like a less-than-palatable mixture of period blood and shite mixed together.
67. Their feelings get hurt when LSU is referred as a rival to Ole Miss.
68. They always refer Ole Miss as a racist university, but didn’t admit minorities and women until 48 years after Ole Miss started admitting both.
69. They think they’re smart.
70. The Bulldog Deli is filthy.
71. State fans believe their win records do not date back past the year 2007.
72. WE HATE STATE SO MUCH WE WERE WEARING OKLAHOMA STATE AND UCLA T’SHIRTS LAST YEAR.
73. Dan Mullen looks like Randy Quaid.
74. They’re cry babies and snitches.
75. Rafael Palmeiro used his Viagra commercial pay to build a bad arse work-out facility for them.
76. Two years ago, when they started the football season 7-0, they really thought they were going to the Sugar Bowl.
77. Matt Wyatt.
78. They think their baseball program was formed by God, but He has never allowed them to obtain a national championship.
79. They brag about going to the College World Series more than Ole Miss, but have a 10-18 record in Omaha.
80. Their marching band only knows one song.
81. Mario Austin.
82. Walter Sharpe.
83. We hate the State fan that actually tattooed “Go to Hell Ole Miss” on their belly. The H looks like an M.
84. They insult top talented recruits by sending them offers in the mail written in crayon.
85. Number 84 really happened.
86. Their football coach is obnoxious.
87. His wife is obnoxious.
88. Their kids are obnoxious.
89. They laugh at Ole Miss when something happens to Ole Miss, but are quiet when the same thing happens to them. Happens all the time.
90. OMFG. Eric Moulds. Where is he now?
91. They use to call themselves A&M.
92. They talk about an Egg Bowl win in football after losing a game in a baseball season.
93. They think Ole Miss pays its players.
94. Sylvester Croom.
95. Adult MSU fans yell at Ole Miss fans’ kids.
96. They will pay more attention to an Ole Miss loss than a MSU win.
97. They host family reunions at sporting events.
98. They can’t put championship banners up in their stadiums, so they put up attendance records instead.
99. Jackson, MS loses property value for being two hours away from Starkville.
100. They misspell the word “dog”. Intentionally.
101. Their fans stick around for days in Oxford when their team plays Ole Miss on the road.
1. They’re Mississippi State.
2. Dak Prescott.
3. Dan Mullen.
4. Foul mouth Rick.
5. The term O.M.A.H.A.
6. Brett Favre’s nephew went to school there.
7. Cowbells.
8. They don’t know if they’re a bulldog or cow.
9. Their jokes are always three months old.
10. They say things like, “dude, Ole Miss always cheats.”
11. They steal phrases. (“TSUN” and “Hail”)
12. Obesity.
13. Jackie Sherrill.
14. They’re more focused on Ole Miss Sports than Mississippi State Sports.
15. They think The Immaculate Deflection was an Illuminati conspiracy.
16. They live in the past.
17. The color maroon.
18. CLANGA! CLANGA!
19. Their attendance records are put on t’shirts.
20. Their renovations in David Wade Stadium involves couch seating.
21. They always think their teams are national championship contenders.
22. Scientology.
23. Bad breath.
24. Baseball players who expose their chest in the dugout.
25. The 1985 Houston Astro jersey replicas.
26. They think Mississippi is their state.
27. Billboards are a major attraction in Starkville.
28. They refer to Starkville as Stark Vegas.
29. Highway 82 is a POS.
30. They think every football player that comes through Starkville is a Heismen Trophy candidate.
31. They think @EMsStTE on Twitter is a MSU fan page.
32. Copying the grove (the junction).
33. Starting fights before football games.
34. Copying the walk of champions (dog walk).
35. Their players have farm related nicknames.(Pig/Porkchop)
36. The best academics product produced by the university is cheese.
37. Students still wear wranglers and roper boots.
38. MSU fans constantly talk about how they don’t talk about Ole Miss.
39. MSU has lost over 60 times to Ole Miss in the Egg Bowl (won 41 times), but they don’t think they will ever lose again.
40. MSU fans wear camo more than the schools colors.
41. Best restaurant in Starkville is Applebee’s.
42. The most obnoxious fan base to never won a national championship in any sport.
43. They act like all their players are angels.
44. They abbreviate everything.
45. They really think they can beat Ole Miss every year, no matter their win record before.
46. Excuses plague their fan base.
47. They don’t talk in public.
48. They don’t drink.
49. They’re trollers.
50. Bully is name of their mascot.
51. They don’t know how to count.
52. They’re Mississippi State.
53. None of their current coaches are from the south.
54. The cowbell is their only authentic tradition.
55. Half of their fan base is both an Ole Miss and Mississippi State fan.
56. Their forums are trash.
57. They can’t spell (“whenning”).
58. They get pissy when their recruits flip to Ole Miss.
59. They go through more uniform changes than Oregon.
60. Every Mississippi State fan that is reading this is saying, “Ole Miss does the same shite.”
61. They’re more worried about what Ole Miss is doing in the postseason when they are sitting at home.
62. They’re the first to criticize towns of opposing teams.
63. Southern Miss is their 2nd rival.
64. The tailgating area at Ole Miss is the Grove, a field of beautiful grove tree orchards. The tailgating area at Mississippi State is the Junction, a parking lot.
65. Their fight chant is uncreative. You simply yell, “maroon!, white!”
66. Their school color maroon is one of the least appealing colors available to the human eye, it looks like a less-than-palatable mixture of period blood and shite mixed together.
67. Their feelings get hurt when LSU is referred as a rival to Ole Miss.
68. They always refer Ole Miss as a racist university, but didn’t admit minorities and women until 48 years after Ole Miss started admitting both.
69. They think they’re smart.
70. The Bulldog Deli is filthy.
71. State fans believe their win records do not date back past the year 2007.
72. WE HATE STATE SO MUCH WE WERE WEARING OKLAHOMA STATE AND UCLA T’SHIRTS LAST YEAR.
73. Dan Mullen looks like Randy Quaid.
74. They’re cry babies and snitches.
75. Rafael Palmeiro used his Viagra commercial pay to build a bad arse work-out facility for them.
76. Two years ago, when they started the football season 7-0, they really thought they were going to the Sugar Bowl.
77. Matt Wyatt.
78. They think their baseball program was formed by God, but He has never allowed them to obtain a national championship.
79. They brag about going to the College World Series more than Ole Miss, but have a 10-18 record in Omaha.
80. Their marching band only knows one song.
81. Mario Austin.
82. Walter Sharpe.
83. We hate the State fan that actually tattooed “Go to Hell Ole Miss” on their belly. The H looks like an M.
84. They insult top talented recruits by sending them offers in the mail written in crayon.
85. Number 84 really happened.
86. Their football coach is obnoxious.
87. His wife is obnoxious.
88. Their kids are obnoxious.
89. They laugh at Ole Miss when something happens to Ole Miss, but are quiet when the same thing happens to them. Happens all the time.
90. OMFG. Eric Moulds. Where is he now?
91. They use to call themselves A&M.
92. They talk about an Egg Bowl win in football after losing a game in a baseball season.
93. They think Ole Miss pays its players.
94. Sylvester Croom.
95. Adult MSU fans yell at Ole Miss fans’ kids.
96. They will pay more attention to an Ole Miss loss than a MSU win.
97. They host family reunions at sporting events.
98. They can’t put championship banners up in their stadiums, so they put up attendance records instead.
99. Jackson, MS loses property value for being two hours away from Starkville.
100. They misspell the word “dog”. Intentionally.
101. Their fans stick around for days in Oxford when their team plays Ole Miss on the road.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:11 pm to Less Cowbell
That's a good fricking list right there.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:20 pm to Less Cowbell
Wow that's a big list
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:16 pm to Less Cowbell
They're a land grant school.
Enough said.
Enough said.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 12:21 am to Henry Jones Jr
That is how come Matt on HeadtoHead Radio loves doing the Land Bank Ad every day.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:10 am to Less Cowbell
Don't you have to really care about something in order to actually hate?
Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:11 am to Less Cowbell
That list is embarrassing
Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:17 am to Less Cowbell
This new influx of ole miss posters is Randyish in nature
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:58 am to Less Cowbell
Just out of curiosity, wtf is Double Decker? Bulldog Bash is pretty damn hard to top.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 11:48 am to pivey14
Square is full of bands with a craft show feel.. Walk around listen to music drink.. I prefer bulldog bash honestly.. I think double decker is overrated
Posted on 11/25/14 at 11:50 am to Col reb 2011
That's what I figured. May have to check that out one year.
This post was edited on 11/25/14 at 11:50 am
Posted on 11/25/14 at 12:29 pm to Col reb 2011
Last time I went it was the same weekend as Sigma Nu's crawfish shindig, not sure if they line up every year but I had a blast.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 3:14 pm to pivey14
quote:
Posted by pivey14
Just out of curiosity, wtf is Double Decker? Bulldog Bash is pretty damn hard to top.
It seems to be the one week of the year that every OM person I've ever known wants to get married in Oxford for.
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