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Teledildonics: Have you? Would you?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:39 am
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:39 am
Also known as Cyberdildonics. Sex toys that allow another human (or a computer) remote access to the device via Internet or Bluetooth.
I...I suppose it's not that...
Ok, first, Teledildonics has got to be a top 10 word all time. The idea seems intriguing, but if the machines ever do decide to take over, it will be with a robo-pussy, and I don't want to be that vulnerable when it happens.
I...I suppose it's not that...
Ok, first, Teledildonics has got to be a top 10 word all time. The idea seems intriguing, but if the machines ever do decide to take over, it will be with a robo-pussy, and I don't want to be that vulnerable when it happens.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:44 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Telefleshlightllumination?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:58 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Combine this and chat roulette to let strangers control your sex toy.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:15 am to DMagic
Mother of god. The cam whores would never be the same.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:02 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I would rather be having sex when I die even if it is with metal parts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:55 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
No and no
Can you imagine the trolling that would go on
Can you imagine the trolling that would go on
Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:58 pm to LanierSpots
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Can you imagine the trolling that would go on
Well now I'm kinda looking forward to it.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:04 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I jack it to my wife over FaceTime and make sure the map of Hawaii lands on the front facing camera. Is that kinda the same thing?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:07 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I used to have a VHS tape of this how-to sex series and there was one segment on sex toys. One of the toys was remote control panties. You had to be within like 5 feet of them, but the panties had a little vibrator in the crotch. They showed a couple using it at a restaurant and she seemed to really enjoy the chicken fricassee.
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