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Posted on 11/12/14 at 9:23 am to 14&Counting
Here is a public service announcement to everyone with low post counts.
I was just informed that your credibility is determined by the more hours you spend posting online while living with you mom and her first cousin you call dad in the two story mobile home wearing your stained boxers while sitting next to your life size blow up doll of Roseanne Barr and wiping the Cheetos cheese off your chest hair and pilling up the Pabst Blue Ribbon cans on top of your 19" TV with aluminum foil wrapped rabbit ears as your ashes from the Marlboros make your shag carpet look clean.
Now I get it why all the posters from MS have such high post counts. That helps now that I understand how to up my online cred!
I was just informed that your credibility is determined by the more hours you spend posting online while living with you mom and her first cousin you call dad in the two story mobile home wearing your stained boxers while sitting next to your life size blow up doll of Roseanne Barr and wiping the Cheetos cheese off your chest hair and pilling up the Pabst Blue Ribbon cans on top of your 19" TV with aluminum foil wrapped rabbit ears as your ashes from the Marlboros make your shag carpet look clean.
Now I get it why all the posters from MS have such high post counts. That helps now that I understand how to up my online cred!
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