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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:37 am to td01241
it's so funny to see Auburn fans bitch about bad luck when, prior to this game, they'd had the most amazing run of luck in CFB history.
Last year:
They beat us because of a horrible missed horse collar that's probably called 75-80% of the time (this hardly counts as a miracle, but it still marked the beginning of their run).
They beat Georgia on that tipped 4th & a mile pass that probably falls incomplete 99.5% of the time, if not more often.
They beat Alabama after Bama missed a bevy of FGs and a kick six play that's so rare that you can't even describe it with percentages. It's not in the top .1 percent or whatever because it's never happened before and it probably will never happen as long as everybody on this board is alive. It stands completely alone.
This year, they beat Ole Miss because an excruciatingly painful freak injury happened on the one yard line and caused a fumble. That's pretty freaking rare too.
So yea. Ignoring all the missed holds that would have widened our margin, Auburn probably lost because of a bad snap, an unbelievably rare play. But, even though I don't believe in Karma or other supernatural shite, that play did feel like the universe was knocked back into normal alignment after 14 months of inexplicable black voodoo magic or something.
Last year:
They beat us because of a horrible missed horse collar that's probably called 75-80% of the time (this hardly counts as a miracle, but it still marked the beginning of their run).
They beat Georgia on that tipped 4th & a mile pass that probably falls incomplete 99.5% of the time, if not more often.
They beat Alabama after Bama missed a bevy of FGs and a kick six play that's so rare that you can't even describe it with percentages. It's not in the top .1 percent or whatever because it's never happened before and it probably will never happen as long as everybody on this board is alive. It stands completely alone.
This year, they beat Ole Miss because an excruciatingly painful freak injury happened on the one yard line and caused a fumble. That's pretty freaking rare too.
So yea. Ignoring all the missed holds that would have widened our margin, Auburn probably lost because of a bad snap, an unbelievably rare play. But, even though I don't believe in Karma or other supernatural shite, that play did feel like the universe was knocked back into normal alignment after 14 months of inexplicable black voodoo magic or something.
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