We will be very good this year

We will kick an optimal amount of arse. It will be fun. And I'm usually a pessimistic Munsonite Dawg fan. I told anyone who would listen last summer that there's no way we were beating Clemson. In 2011 I thought that we would suck miserably. And we ended up playing in the SECCG.

The offense will be on the same level as last year imo. And the defense will be radically better. Even if Grantham came back, our defense would've been a lot better this year. But with Coach Pruitt, our defense is about to take off through the roof.

We will beat the living brake shite out of Clemson. By at least 3 touchdowns. Auburn also has a special arse whooping reserved for them. The only toss-up game imo is South Carolina. They have the country's longest homefield winning streak, and last time we played there the game was over by the second quarter. But anyone Cock who thinks that they won't take a step back without Connor Shaw and the DLs and CBs that they lost from last year is just being a delusional Cock homer.

We will have our best pass rush since at least 2003. Maybe ever. Jordan Jenkins will be suplexing people. Floyd will make big plays. And Ray Drew will be a grown-arse man amongst teenagers.

I'm ready. The withdrawals are getting awful. I'm not getting any younger and it's not good to wish time off of your life, but I wish that I could fast forward to this exact time next month.