Started By
Message

re: OT: Freshman bars

Posted on 6/29/14 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 6/29/14 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Whatever fraternity I join could help with that right?


Sure. That said I was a GDI transfer and still found one. Just ask around. You'll make plenty of friends and everyone always has a guy. Just like scoring bud.
quote:

I'm thinking about renaming myself Max Steelflex


Excellent idea. I went with my IRL name and then put an old address I had in FL. If I could do it over again I'd get Carlos Spicyweiner.

And don't be some jizzlicker and pay $200 for a fake like some of my idiot friends did. Also, some (actually, been so long now I don't know if this problem still exists or not) fakes have a key hologram. The Florida ones. Those are the easiest fakes spotted. But some places really don't care they just don't want shitty fakes or non-fakes.

The best fake, though, is getting an old real ID. Whether that's gonna be your big or whatever queer arse name they have for the brother that is your main brother or someone else those are hard to turn down.

And get this shite quick. Hate for you to miss out on all the freshman sorostitutes that first week or whenever it is.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter