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Worst bourbon ever?
Posted on 12/14/13 at 2:20 am
Posted on 12/14/13 at 2:20 am
m my past drunk some heavn hill and that was terrible. But this ancient age is cray, Hopeully no hangoer tomorrow lol
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Posted on 12/14/13 at 4:44 am to Gcockboi
lol wut?
Sorry you got old
Sorry you got old
Posted on 12/14/13 at 6:54 am to Gcockboi
To be direct, if a bourbon doesn't have a cork it isn't truly a good bourbon. The one exception being Maker's Mark.
Posted on 12/14/13 at 2:15 pm to Gcockboi
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But this ancient age
When I saw this thread the first thing I thought of was Ancient Age
quote:
Hopeully no hangoer tomorrow
Keep hoping.
Posted on 12/14/13 at 2:36 pm to Gcockboi
The worst is Kentucky Gentleman. 
Posted on 12/14/13 at 8:09 pm to Gcockboi
Old Crow
Posted on 12/14/13 at 8:58 pm to Gcockboi
There is no distinguishing between heaven hill, Kentucky gentleman, old crow, and Evan green. None of them should exist.
Posted on 12/14/13 at 9:18 pm to Gcockboi
Kentucky Dale
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Posted on 12/15/13 at 1:54 am to Gcockboi
Fighting Cock is by far the worst thing with a whiskey label on it.
Posted on 12/15/13 at 10:06 am to Gcockboi
Kentucky Gentleman is an a-hole.
Fighting Cock is terrible, though I always have some on hand during football season just for the novelty of it.
and I don't get the hate for Elijah Craig. Makes a decent Manhattan, same with Ezra Brooks.
Fighting Cock is terrible, though I always have some on hand during football season just for the novelty of it.
and I don't get the hate for Elijah Craig. Makes a decent Manhattan, same with Ezra Brooks.
Posted on 12/15/13 at 11:30 am to Gcockboi
As already stated several times, heaven hill, is by far the worst
Posted on 12/15/13 at 5:50 pm to Gcockboi
4 roses. Mother of GOD. Thats some shite.
Posted on 12/15/13 at 8:41 pm to Gcockboi
Isnt Heaven Hill actually just grain alcohol with bourbon flavoring added?
Posted on 12/15/13 at 10:47 pm to Gcockboi
Not exactly bourbon but in my broke 18-20 age range I drank way too much R & R. That square bottle had the hangover that felt like death that I experienced way too many times.
Burnettes Vodka was the worst clear liquor
Burnettes Vodka was the worst clear liquor
Posted on 12/16/13 at 3:12 pm to Gcockboi
This is the answer you seek.
I have a CSB to support my claim. Back in my teenaged days me and a buddy paid his brother to get us some booze. He shortchanged us and got the cheapest shite they had and pocketed the rest. He got a fifth of this JTS Brown bullshite. We gave him a bit of a hard time but we started drinking it anyways. So we wind up at this whore's house that lived down the road a few miles. I grew up out in the country about 20 miles from any decent sized town, so getting hammered and hitting the backroads is pretty common entertainment.
We pick up this whore and her whore friend. Her friend passes out (she was a tiny girl didn't have much tolerance) leaving me out in the cold empty dicked, so I thought. The bigger whore wants a devil's 3-way. I'm driving my old Ford pickup, got a passed out girl slobbering on my shoulder, the whore's reaching across her trying to get into my pants and somehow my buddy has contorted himself into entering one of her holes. I'm not sure which.
All of a sudden I have to pull over and puke. The whiskey has done maximum damage. I get out and start heaving hard. The kind of puking that strains your stomach muscles and pulls your diaphram and feels like your tonsils may come out through your eyes. It felt like my face was peeling off and I had black eyes and broken blood vessels in my eyes.
That happened at least 18 years ago. This summer while cleaning out the well house looking for camping supplies that had been packed away I found that damn bottle of JTS Brown with about 1/4 of it left stashed on a shelf. I've considered calling my friends that drank it with me that night to finish the job, but I'm not sure either of us are man enough to do it.
I have a CSB to support my claim. Back in my teenaged days me and a buddy paid his brother to get us some booze. He shortchanged us and got the cheapest shite they had and pocketed the rest. He got a fifth of this JTS Brown bullshite. We gave him a bit of a hard time but we started drinking it anyways. So we wind up at this whore's house that lived down the road a few miles. I grew up out in the country about 20 miles from any decent sized town, so getting hammered and hitting the backroads is pretty common entertainment.
We pick up this whore and her whore friend. Her friend passes out (she was a tiny girl didn't have much tolerance) leaving me out in the cold empty dicked, so I thought. The bigger whore wants a devil's 3-way. I'm driving my old Ford pickup, got a passed out girl slobbering on my shoulder, the whore's reaching across her trying to get into my pants and somehow my buddy has contorted himself into entering one of her holes. I'm not sure which.
All of a sudden I have to pull over and puke. The whiskey has done maximum damage. I get out and start heaving hard. The kind of puking that strains your stomach muscles and pulls your diaphram and feels like your tonsils may come out through your eyes. It felt like my face was peeling off and I had black eyes and broken blood vessels in my eyes.
That happened at least 18 years ago. This summer while cleaning out the well house looking for camping supplies that had been packed away I found that damn bottle of JTS Brown with about 1/4 of it left stashed on a shelf. I've considered calling my friends that drank it with me that night to finish the job, but I'm not sure either of us are man enough to do it.
Posted on 12/16/13 at 3:16 pm to Gcockboi
I used to drink Kentucky Tavern and Kentucky Deluxe straight out of the bottle back in college
shite is horrible
shite is horrible
Posted on 12/17/13 at 5:00 pm to Gcockboi
Beam's Eight Star is by far the finest. Look at dem stars.
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