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On today's episode of "That Totally Happened"
Posted on 12/1/13 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 12/1/13 at 7:56 pm
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night is that I took my 8th grade son to his first trip to the roach motel and he got to see up close and personal what "life as a shamecock" looks and smells like. It started with several fistfights during pregame tailgating over behind Bojangles complete with 3 Gamecocks on 1 Clemson fan in one fight and 2 sucker punches in the other 2. Then we went with some friends over to a field called "Memorial" and it was literally like Mardi Gras and actually would have been fun if not for the "classy coeds" that cursed him, told him that Clemson Sux, that he sucked, that his dad sucked, flipped him off, grown college guys "accidentally" bumping into him REPEATEDLY and then staring him down and taunting him when he looked their way, threw beer on him and tried to start a fight with me. Then we went into the game and there was a cock fan sitting behind us who was so drunk that he was puking all over himself, our seats and those around us and was finally escorted out of the stadium. Then at halftime and I SWEAR this is true, we went to the mens room and there was a cock couple in the bathroom stall trying to make a little baby cock!! We could all see 4 feet under the stall so a guy used his cell phone to record the event over the stall door and the Police had to come in and stop their cock love (hahaha, yes, pun intended!) and wait for them to get dressed to be arrested when they exited the stall. This happened in the South Upper mens room , section 902. Then as we were leaving the game we were again taunted and jeered, cursed and flipped off by kids, coeds, adults and even grabdparents... Needless to say my son recommitted on his desire to go to Clemson and play football for the Tigers in a few years. He is not real interested in booze, or the trashy Cock coeds he met. Even though we lost the game (WHICH SUCKED, AGAIN), it was an invaluable life lesson for him and he clearly sees why it is so easy to have disdain for them. I told him he got a masters degree in white trash 101 and he agreed.
And they all eat this shite up
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Posted on 12/1/13 at 8:06 pm to CNB
It is full meltdown in TaterTown. They are at each others throats and e'rybody is an alter or a "coot in hiding" too funny. 
Posted on 12/1/13 at 8:49 pm to CNB
Mother of God.
Glad I haven't gone over there. Even though I know it's bs it still gets under my skin
Glad I haven't gone over there. Even though I know it's bs it still gets under my skin
Posted on 12/1/13 at 9:28 pm to CNB
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Then we went with some friends over to a field called "Memorial" and it was literally like Mardi Gras and actually would have been fun if not for the "classy coeds" that cursed him, told him that Clemson Sux
I did see one incident where a drunk college chick (with her friends of course) walked passed a lone Clemson girl and knocked her hat off and kept walking. As we walked by one of my friends (a Gamecock fan) pointed out who it was because we agreed how shameful that was.
Incidentally the only person that gone in my face after the UGA loss was a drunken UGA college girl who soon pulled away by some guy friends who apologized to us.
Just don't think the 100lb ladies can hold their liquor too well.
Posted on 12/1/13 at 9:54 pm to CNB
Sheesh, they are so pathetic.
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:04 am to CNB
CNB how bad are your trolling the taters over at tigletnet anyways?
Posted on 12/2/13 at 12:57 pm to CNB
Tigernet is absolutely pathetic. There is also a thread saying a female gamecock fan took a dump on some innocent tigers windshield.
So typical of those losers.
So typical of those losers.
Posted on 12/2/13 at 3:26 pm to CNB
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Needless to say my son recommitted on his desire to go to Clemson and play football for the Tigers in a few years.
saddest part of that entire story
Poor kid
Posted on 12/2/13 at 3:57 pm to A$AP Cocky
His son better not visit any other schools, else Dabo will pull his future offer that may or may not happen.
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Posted on 12/2/13 at 9:23 pm to CNB
In 2011, I had a Clemson co-worker attend the game and tell me some guy in the student section threw an un-opened beer and hit his wife in the face giving her a black eye while they were walking up the ramp. You think that would be something you would take a picture of and report, but I never recall seeing a pic... Probably because the story was ludicrous and fabricated as a means of pouting.
Posted on 12/2/13 at 11:43 pm to UpstateCock2007
quote:Huh, I didn't realize USC was letting alcohol into the student section. Sure wish I wouldda known that...
some guy in the student section threw an un-opened beer
Posted on 12/3/13 at 12:16 am to UpstateCock2007
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Probably because the story was ludicrous and fabricated as a means of pouting.
Understatement of the century and thats saying something.
1. Never have I ever seen beet smuggled into the student section
2. It would be one hell of a throw to hit a person on either ramp from the student section- let alone a. hitting an opponents fan and b. hitting them in the face.
3. He was a Clemson fan and bitter about the loss
4. If he was a man he'd have found out who throw the bottle/can (wtf? beer in the stadium?????) and reported them/beat their arse (I'm assuming report them since he sounds like a grade A bitch in fabricating this story)
tl;dr
Clemson fans relish in depicting Columbia and in particular Williams-Brice as some dystopian setting that rivals A Clockwork Orange.
The vast majority of their stories are complete bullshite. In particular the ones from the past 5 years
Posted on 12/3/13 at 6:17 am to Cockopotamus
Y'all feel exactly how I felt upon hearing that story. When teams lose and their fans are sore losers, they have to dig deep to find something to hang their hat on to make them feel secure. Clemson is the best example of this in all of college football. Dabo builds them up to be some great football powerhouse and prestigious university that when they get beat, they don't know how to handle a fall from such a tall peak. It's the Clemson way!
Posted on 12/3/13 at 7:27 am to UpstateCock2007
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It's the Clemson way!
no doubt. It's a very pathetic trait.
UGA fans need an honorable mention in this thread. I remember after that 35-7 beatdown, some posters came on here making these kind of stories up about their experience. I think deeprig was the one with the most traumatic fake experience.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 7:46 am to CNB
My favorite so far
I think they are trying to start the "I don't want to play SC anymore train."
I think they are trying to start the "I don't want to play SC anymore train."
This post was edited on 12/3/13 at 7:47 am
Posted on 12/3/13 at 7:52 am to Mr.Sinister
Have we....made their arse quit?
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:17 am to JimMorrison
Their sentiment reminds me of how some of me and my friends sounded after the Fight game in '04. I didn't figure there was a way we would ever beat those SOBs again, and I was sick of it. Bowden had such a firm chokehold over that series, I didn't think it would ever be released.
My, how times have gloriously changed.
My, how times have gloriously changed.
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