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re: An open letter to Muschimp!
Posted on 11/25/13 at 6:16 am to Buck2Lindsay
Posted on 11/25/13 at 6:16 am to Buck2Lindsay
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Dear Will,
Times are tough, huh? It's really got to suck to have the nation laughing at you, right? Do you regret running your dick sucker off about your alma mater? You should, because you're not cut out for this head coaching thing. But in the spirit of Coach Richt we'll give you a second chance. Just a few conditions have to be met first.
1. You will publicly bow to Richt and kiss his ring, and apologize to the UGA faithful.
2. You will strip down to your white tightys and walk down Broad St. that's lined with people throwing rotten food/trash at you. You will be sucking your thumb the entire time.
3. At the end of the walk you'll reach the Archs. This is where you'll be flogged in front of your wife and children. Dooley has requested to show some mercy so we'll let you clinch your teeth on his nut rag. Afterwards you'll be tarred and feathered.
4. You will volunteer you wife to the defense so they can run train on her.
If you meet these conditions you'll have some form of employment with the university.
I realize this is all in good fun, but the idea of #4 is disgusting. Let's keep it somewhat civil and not act like a UF fan.
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