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Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:25 am
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:25 am
All the A and M fans I talked to yesterday pretended to not know anything about their jizz jars. What gives? 
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Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:27 am to catfish60
It's a secret cult, kind of like the Free Masons, but we frick sheep and dudes in the arse.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:28 am to catfish60
I saw more UK fans than A&M FWIW.... chilled with a couple UK fans in town for the football game before I moved to the PMAC. I thought A&M fans traveled well...
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:39 am to catfish60
....and, I am trying to picture how that conversation went.
Perfect Stranger LSU Fan:
"Hey Aggies. Is it true that y'all sit around naked, jackin' off, and everybody cums in a jar? Is that what y'all really do?"
Perfect Stranger Aggie:
"Ummmm. What?"
LSU Fan:
"Your dicks. Y'all yank on them until semen shoots out. And when it does, y'all collect them in mason jars. Is that true?"
Aggie:
"What the frick? Why are you asking about my dick?"
Perfect Stranger LSU Fan:
"Hey Aggies. Is it true that y'all sit around naked, jackin' off, and everybody cums in a jar? Is that what y'all really do?"
Perfect Stranger Aggie:
"Ummmm. What?"
LSU Fan:
"Your dicks. Y'all yank on them until semen shoots out. And when it does, y'all collect them in mason jars. Is that true?"
Aggie:
"What the frick? Why are you asking about my dick?"
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:44 am to catfish60
This is prob going to come as a surprise to you; but people don't know what you're talking about because ....
... they don't know what you're talking about
(it's not really done)
... they don't know what you're talking about
(it's not really done)
Posted on 11/23/13 at 7:49 am to catfish60
So you are admitting that you are so obtuse that you publicly referenced a Rant inside joke as if it were real and expected random strangers to know what you were talking about?
Congratulations for being extremely awkward and coming off like a sex predator!
Congratulations for being extremely awkward and coming off like a sex predator!
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:01 am to catfish60
The ones with the ring on the left hand know about jizz jars. It's our secret society. Weekly gatherings under campus
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:04 am to catfish60
I just can't stop laughing.
Dude went up to perfect strangers likely while WEARING LSU GEAR, and asked about their semen.
Way to represent, bro.
Dude went up to perfect strangers likely while WEARING LSU GEAR, and asked about their semen.
Way to represent, bro.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 8:42 am to catfish60
jizzin in jars at Texas A&M is about as real as LSU winning the National Championship this year, it just aint happening... 
Posted on 11/23/13 at 9:21 am to catfish60
Guys, here in BR for the game. Most LSU fans have been pretty cool to hang out with, except this one guy yesterday that kept asking me about masturbation and "jizz jars". Weird. Oh well...
frick LSU
Oh well... frick LSU
Posted on 11/23/13 at 9:59 am to catfish60
PLEASE let OP be telling the truth.
That he believes the tripe about a&m on here enough to ask that shite irl
That he believes the tripe about a&m on here enough to ask that shite irl
Posted on 11/23/13 at 10:12 am to catfish60
that's like asking a LSU fan where to get the best corndog 
Posted on 11/23/13 at 10:13 am to catfish60
quote:
All the A and M fans I talked to yesterday pretended to not know anything about their jizz jars. What gives?
They missed that newsletter.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 1:19 am to catfish60
You know, LSU only needs to submit ONE application to A&M to possibly attain rival status. Like a cock pushup, one is all you need. That's it. Ok?
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