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"The Devil Went Down To Texas"
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:26 pm
Stolen from reddit, on mobile so copy and paste as is. Hence the all caps.
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"THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO TEXAS"
NICK SABAN WENT DOWN TO TEXAS, HE WAS LOOKIN' FOR REVENGE
HE WAS IN A BIND 'CAUSE HE HAD FELL BEHIND, HE WAS WANTING TO AVENGE
WHEN HE CAME ACROSS THIS YOUNG MAN PLAYIN' SOME FOOTBALL AND THROWIN' IT HOT.
AND NICK SABAN JUMPED UP IN KYLE FIELD AND SAID "BOY, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT."
"I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT, BUT I'VE GOT BALL PLAYERS, TOO.
AND IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE A DARE I'LL MAKE A BET WITH YOU.
NOW YOU PLAY PRETTY GOOD FOOTBALL BOY, BUT GIVE ALABAMA THEIR DUE.
I'LL BET A CRYSTAL BALL AGAINST YOUR TEAM, CAUSE I THINK WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU."
THE BOY SAID, "MY NAME'S JOHNNY, AND IT MIGHT BE A SIN,
BUT WE'LL TAKE YOUR BET; AND YOU'RE GONNA REGRET 'CAUSE WE'RE THE BEST THERE'S EVER BEEN!"
JOHNNY, THROW ON UP YOUR PADS AND SHOW YOUR AGGIE PRIDE.
'CAUSE HELL'S BROKE LOOSE IN TEXAS AND NICK SABAN HAS THE TIDE.
AND IF YOU WIN YOU GET THIS SHINY FOOTBALL MADE OF GLASS,
BUT IF YOU LOSE THE TIDE WILL KICK YOUR arse!
NICK SABAN SUMMONED UP HIS TEAM AND HE SAID, "WE'LL START THIS SHOW."
AND FIRE CAME FROM AJ'S ARMS AS HE STARTED UP HIS THROW.
AND HE HANDED THE BALL TO YELDON AND HE MADE A TOUCHDOWN.
AND THE TEAM CELEBRATED AS THEY LOOKED FORWARD TO THEIR CROWN.
WHEN THE TIDE HAD SCORED, JOHNNY SAID, "WELL, Y'ALL ARE GOOD ON THE RUN,
BUT GET DOWN IN THAT TRENCH RIGHT THERE AND LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE."
12TH MAN CHEERING ON IN AGGIELAND!
COACH SUMLIN'S READY WITH HIS BEST GAME PLAN;
MIKE EVANS DOWNFIELD PUTTING ON A SHOW.
CAN THE TIDE STOP JOHNNY? NO, CHILD, NO.
NICK SABAN SHOOK HIS HAND BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT HE'D BEEN BEAT.
AND HE LAID THAT CRYSTAL BALL ON THE GROUND AT JOHNNY'S FEET.
JOHNNY SAID, "TIDE, JUST COME ON BACK IF YOU EVER WANNA LOSE THE BRAWL,
'CAUSE I SHOWED YOU ONCE--YOU SON OF A BITCH--I'M JOHNNY frickING FOOTBALL"
SIAP
"THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO TEXAS"
NICK SABAN WENT DOWN TO TEXAS, HE WAS LOOKIN' FOR REVENGE
HE WAS IN A BIND 'CAUSE HE HAD FELL BEHIND, HE WAS WANTING TO AVENGE
WHEN HE CAME ACROSS THIS YOUNG MAN PLAYIN' SOME FOOTBALL AND THROWIN' IT HOT.
AND NICK SABAN JUMPED UP IN KYLE FIELD AND SAID "BOY, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT."
"I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT, BUT I'VE GOT BALL PLAYERS, TOO.
AND IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE A DARE I'LL MAKE A BET WITH YOU.
NOW YOU PLAY PRETTY GOOD FOOTBALL BOY, BUT GIVE ALABAMA THEIR DUE.
I'LL BET A CRYSTAL BALL AGAINST YOUR TEAM, CAUSE I THINK WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU."
THE BOY SAID, "MY NAME'S JOHNNY, AND IT MIGHT BE A SIN,
BUT WE'LL TAKE YOUR BET; AND YOU'RE GONNA REGRET 'CAUSE WE'RE THE BEST THERE'S EVER BEEN!"
JOHNNY, THROW ON UP YOUR PADS AND SHOW YOUR AGGIE PRIDE.
'CAUSE HELL'S BROKE LOOSE IN TEXAS AND NICK SABAN HAS THE TIDE.
AND IF YOU WIN YOU GET THIS SHINY FOOTBALL MADE OF GLASS,
BUT IF YOU LOSE THE TIDE WILL KICK YOUR arse!
NICK SABAN SUMMONED UP HIS TEAM AND HE SAID, "WE'LL START THIS SHOW."
AND FIRE CAME FROM AJ'S ARMS AS HE STARTED UP HIS THROW.
AND HE HANDED THE BALL TO YELDON AND HE MADE A TOUCHDOWN.
AND THE TEAM CELEBRATED AS THEY LOOKED FORWARD TO THEIR CROWN.
WHEN THE TIDE HAD SCORED, JOHNNY SAID, "WELL, Y'ALL ARE GOOD ON THE RUN,
BUT GET DOWN IN THAT TRENCH RIGHT THERE AND LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE."
12TH MAN CHEERING ON IN AGGIELAND!
COACH SUMLIN'S READY WITH HIS BEST GAME PLAN;
MIKE EVANS DOWNFIELD PUTTING ON A SHOW.
CAN THE TIDE STOP JOHNNY? NO, CHILD, NO.
NICK SABAN SHOOK HIS HAND BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT HE'D BEEN BEAT.
AND HE LAID THAT CRYSTAL BALL ON THE GROUND AT JOHNNY'S FEET.
JOHNNY SAID, "TIDE, JUST COME ON BACK IF YOU EVER WANNA LOSE THE BRAWL,
'CAUSE I SHOWED YOU ONCE--YOU SON OF A BITCH--I'M JOHNNY frickING FOOTBALL"
This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:27 pm to cas4t
quote:
Stolen from reddit
you should take it back and apologize
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:28 pm to Patton
quote:
Gay
was written by an aggy
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:28 pm to pankReb
It was placed here for a reason
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:28 pm to cas4t
quote:
Stolen from reddit,
Try to return it before someone notices that it is missing.
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:28 pm to cas4t
quote:
AND FIRE CAME FROM AJ'S ARMS AS HE STARTED UP HIS PICK
FIFY..
Also
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:29 pm to cas4t
I just caught eyeball aids from your post.
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:33 pm to cas4t
When I saw the title I thought it was about Saban to UT
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:33 pm to cas4t
Somebody straight up jacked my sig line for this shite, and Gradual_Stroke(May he RIP, he sacrificed his username for a noble cause) was the first to post it.
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:34 pm to cas4t
holy shite sunday can not get here fast enough.
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:34 pm to cas4t
One time, I saw two men kissing on a park bench...it wasn't as gay as this.
Posted on 9/12/13 at 2:34 pm to cas4t
I was hearing Charlie Daniels violin and chorus in my head while I read this,
Charlie Daniels is insulted
Charlie Daniels is insulted
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