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Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:24 pm
9-3 ending the season 10-3 after our bowl win.
Key Mizzou victories:
Florida, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Vandy
Key Mizzou losses:
Arkansas State, Georgia, South Carolina
James Franklin will get hurt in the first game against Murray State, prompting panic in all Mizzou fans.
Pinkel to replace him with Maty Mauk, the state of Ohio's high school passing record breaker. Mauk will light shite up and re-energize the fan base!
Mauk will sustain a helmet-to-helmet concussion during the Arkansas State game, prompting Pinkel to replace him with Eddie Printz. Eddie Printz will immediately make an impact on the nation. He will put up JFF numbers and top them by the end of the season.
Last game of season - Mizzou versus undefeated A&M
This game will be ESPN's game of the day. The Printz versus JFF hype will be thru the roof! JFF will start the game strong, but Printz will absolutely take over by the 3rd quarter as Mizzou's defense will shut down JFF's game. Mizzou will win by 21.
Next offseason, the rant will be bombarded with Printz threads. People will barely remember Jizzball Mania.
Eddie Printz Mania is nearly at hand!
Key Mizzou victories:
Florida, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Vandy
Key Mizzou losses:
Arkansas State, Georgia, South Carolina
James Franklin will get hurt in the first game against Murray State, prompting panic in all Mizzou fans.
Pinkel to replace him with Maty Mauk, the state of Ohio's high school passing record breaker. Mauk will light shite up and re-energize the fan base!
Mauk will sustain a helmet-to-helmet concussion during the Arkansas State game, prompting Pinkel to replace him with Eddie Printz. Eddie Printz will immediately make an impact on the nation. He will put up JFF numbers and top them by the end of the season.
Last game of season - Mizzou versus undefeated A&M
This game will be ESPN's game of the day. The Printz versus JFF hype will be thru the roof! JFF will start the game strong, but Printz will absolutely take over by the 3rd quarter as Mizzou's defense will shut down JFF's game. Mizzou will win by 21.
Next offseason, the rant will be bombarded with Printz threads. People will barely remember Jizzball Mania.
Eddie Printz Mania is nearly at hand!
This post was edited on 7/29/13 at 4:41 pm
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Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:24 pm to mizzoukills
Get ready for "prepare your anus" quotes.
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:31 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
9-3 ending the season 10-3 after our bowl win.
8-4 at best
7-5 maybe
6-6 likely
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:33 pm to mizzoukills
I don't think 10-3 is out of the question, if Mizzou can stay healthy, unlike last year. I see them starting 5-0. There are 4 games from that point that are very winnable. Then the 10th in the bowl. Mizzou had a lot of bad luck last year. They had been to 7 straight Bowls before last season. They will surprise this year.
Aug. 31, 2013 Murray St.
Sept. 7, 2013 Toledo (ESPNU)
Sept. 21, 2013 at Indiana (Big 10 Network)
Sept. 28, 2013 Arkansas St.
Oct. 5, 2013 at Vanderbilt
Oct. 12, 2013 at Georgia
Oct. 19, 2013 Florida
Oct. 26, 2013 South Carolina
Nov. 2, 2013 Tennessee
Nov. 9, 2013 at Kentucky
Nov. 23, 2013 at Ole Miss
Nov. 30, 2013 Texas A&M
Aug. 31, 2013 Murray St.
Sept. 7, 2013 Toledo (ESPNU)
Sept. 21, 2013 at Indiana (Big 10 Network)
Sept. 28, 2013 Arkansas St.
Oct. 5, 2013 at Vanderbilt
Oct. 12, 2013 at Georgia
Oct. 19, 2013 Florida
Oct. 26, 2013 South Carolina
Nov. 2, 2013 Tennessee
Nov. 9, 2013 at Kentucky
Nov. 23, 2013 at Ole Miss
Nov. 30, 2013 Texas A&M
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:34 pm to mizzoukills
Y'all are gonna beat ole miss but lose to Arkansas state?
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:34 pm to Beer Bryant
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They had been to 7 straight Bowls before last season
I wonder what changed last year
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:35 pm to Beer Bryant
And 3-9 is just as likely.
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:37 pm to Beer Bryant
Beer Bryant
You make me proud to call you friend.
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They will surprise this year
You make me proud to call you friend.Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:37 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:37 pm to reedus23
7-6 season after a victory in the BBVA Compass Bowl ... You're going to get your shite pushed in when you come to Oxford...
your football team as well.
your football team as well.
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:39 pm to reggierayreb
How did it go last time we came down to Vaught?
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:40 pm to Stripes314
You beat an Ole Miss team that went 4-8... Want a trophy ?
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:42 pm to reggierayreb
So how long are we supposed to wait for a good OM team?
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:42 pm to reedus23
Bookmarked. You are a sunshine pumper with black and gold glasses on
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:42 pm to reggierayreb
reggierayreb
I assume that if Mizzou pushes in Ole Miss's shite, you'll immediately drop your pants and lube your butthole...
I assume that if Mizzou pushes in Ole Miss's shite, you'll immediately drop your pants and lube your butthole...
This post was edited on 7/29/13 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:43 pm to mizzoukills
Beat Florida?
You do know the other two nobodies in the SEC East are involved in the longest losing streaks(for teams who play on a yearly basis) in the nation vs UF.
You aren't good enough to beat UF.
You do know the other two nobodies in the SEC East are involved in the longest losing streaks(for teams who play on a yearly basis) in the nation vs UF.
You aren't good enough to beat UF.
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:44 pm to mizzoukills
Your schedule isn't really that bad honestly. You could win some games there.
This post was edited on 7/29/13 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:44 pm to Porker Face
You bookmarked the fact that I have no idea what to expect? That Mizzou could go 3-9 or 9-3 this year?
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:45 pm to 08Gatorbait
Beat A&M? Is JFF going to miss the game drunk or something? Even if he does somehow, it isn't going to matter
Posted on 7/29/13 at 4:46 pm to 08Gatorbait
08Gatorbait
Get the frick out with your nonsense. You do realize that Florida nearly lost to Mizzou in the SWAMP, right?!!! You barely squeaked out a win against last year's most injured and broken down team in your house! Florida was lucky last year, period. You're getting your asses handed to you this year in Columbia, MO.
Before you run your mouth about Florida's greatness, you better start winning like Alabama on a consistent basis.
fricking newbs.
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You aren't good enough to beat UF.
Get the frick out with your nonsense. You do realize that Florida nearly lost to Mizzou in the SWAMP, right?!!! You barely squeaked out a win against last year's most injured and broken down team in your house! Florida was lucky last year, period. You're getting your asses handed to you this year in Columbia, MO.
Before you run your mouth about Florida's greatness, you better start winning like Alabama on a consistent basis.
fricking newbs.
This post was edited on 7/29/13 at 4:48 pm
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