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Posted on 7/17/13 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 5:22 pm
I just wanted to say thanks to yall for letting me be here, it was around Feb you let me in.
This board is basically grown arse men talking about football, and it's really refreshing when you go around the SECrant and it's all jimmies rustling gifs and other childlike things.
UGA fan: "What is the best quality of Mettenburger?"
SECranater: "Dude your jimmies are still rustled from 2011 SEC bro"
UGA fan: "No, I only got to watch him play once at the Spring game before he was dismissed from UGA, and wanted to talk about football"
SECranter: "Obvious troll is jimmie-rustled, obviously"
UGA fan: "What?"
SECranter: "Richt has lost control of UGA posters"
I implore you, Carolina fans, stay diligent when letting people have access here. Don't let the infection spread.
This board is basically grown arse men talking about football, and it's really refreshing when you go around the SECrant and it's all jimmies rustling gifs and other childlike things.
UGA fan: "What is the best quality of Mettenburger?"
SECranater: "Dude your jimmies are still rustled from 2011 SEC bro"
UGA fan: "No, I only got to watch him play once at the Spring game before he was dismissed from UGA, and wanted to talk about football"
SECranter: "Obvious troll is jimmie-rustled, obviously"
UGA fan: "What?"
SECranter: "Richt has lost control of UGA posters"
I implore you, Carolina fans, stay diligent when letting people have access here. Don't let the infection spread.
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Posted on 7/17/13 at 5:32 pm to deeprig9
We can weed out our own.
But I agree with your sentiments about the SEC Rant. It's hard to have a lasting intelligent discussion over there.
But I agree with your sentiments about the SEC Rant. It's hard to have a lasting intelligent discussion over there.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:40 pm to deeprig9
That was actually a pretty good depiction of almost any thread on the main board.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:13 pm to deeprig9
quote:....says Deeprig9
when you go around the SECrant and it's all jimmies rustling gifs and other childlike things.
quote:.....says cockinyouRear
That was actually a pretty good depiction of almost any thread on the main board.
CockinyouRear, How do you sleep at night?
Honestly, aside from the material you steal from others.........you are primarily a gif-posting jimmie-rustle repeating SEC Rant automaton. Sorry if that stings, but prove me wrong before you hit the RA button, okay?
Meanwhile, that's not why I'm reaching out.....
Look. I understand how South Carolina fans would resent a UGA fan suggesting how they should run THEIR own board..............but............the vibe I'm getting over here (and it's a positive one)......is that most of you are fed up with the www-slang i-can-haz-cheezbooger, jimmy-rustling, something's staaaaaaaaaaaacked, some-other-things fuuuuuuuuuuuuked cockinyourear-esque automaton types of posters...........
So, this is why I'm humbly suggesting that you support Peter Buck's admission to this board. LINK
Again, it's your board...and I respect it, but........there is a chance here. A Slim One. To Really Strike A Blow To the Morons................
Let's do this..............
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:27 pm to deeprig9
Richt has obviously lost control of .... wait, errrrr, nevermind.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:33 pm to scrooster
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scrooster
I apologize for falling into cockinyouRear's trap.....and allowing him to bring the Georgia Bored drama (that he gets off on so much) over here.
I mean that, sincerely.
Moving on............ Are you gonna participate in The Hunger Games or what?
We need you on board.
Think on it................
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:47 pm to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
Honestly, aside from the material you steal from others.........you are primarily a gif-posting jimmie-rustle repeating SEC Rant automaton.
I got material for days, son.
Missing Dawg Haz Been Found
I think what you got to understand is, the ole dawgrant is dead, SBJ is MIA and the ole posters have been assimilated to DGAF. There is no new ground to break here and no revolution to take place.
I still think you should change your team back to uga. If you want to really totally change affiliations, I'm sure we can accommodate you with a Gamecock Spur Camp.
There we'll be able to train and develop you into a fighting Gamecock that you and your family/friends will be proud of.
Areas of this course will include:
How to pack a cooler properly. (I'll take point on that.)
Gamecock History, (taught by SCRooster)
Un-Defensiveness, (taught by CHS)
Ban Bet Theory & Strategy (taught by CNB)
The Subtle Rustle (That's Morrison's class)
Gamecock Baseball Dynasty (Cayce)
How to be ignored by Admins (Moots)
Gamecock Recruiting (Conway)
How to be a Gamecock In GA (ATLGamecockman)
Art of Loathing (Loather..who else would it be?!?!)
Meme/Fark Construction (Bluefin and Spurticus)
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:52 pm to CockInYourEar
cockinyouRear,
Delete your last post. I'm requesting this for YOUR benefit.
Trust me.
You are hitting rock bottom........................
Delete your last post. I'm requesting this for YOUR benefit.
Trust me.
You are hitting rock bottom........................
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:58 pm to Jefferson Dawg
nah, that's pretty funny stuff.
Why did you leave dawgrant? Those guys seem pretty choked up about it.
You can add an elective of Salt Life Independent Studies if you want. Maybe Cracker will let you fish on his dock and drink Corona?
Why did you leave dawgrant? Those guys seem pretty choked up about it.
You can add an elective of Salt Life Independent Studies if you want. Maybe Cracker will let you fish on his dock and drink Corona?
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:04 pm to CockInYourEar
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CockInYourEar
Take some time off. Get your shite together. And admit that you have a severe message-board addiction........
I'm being serious here.
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:05 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Why did you leave dawgrant?
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:09 pm to CockInYourEar
If I answer your ridiculous question....will you promise to not post for 72 hours.....so that you can confront the withdrawal-convulsions and aneurisms that your message-board-addiction is going to cause?
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:16 pm to Jefferson Dawg
no, but answer the question.
Posted on 7/18/13 at 10:13 am to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
The Hunger Game
How does this work?
Posted on 7/18/13 at 11:03 am to Bluefin
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quote:
The Hunger Game
How does this work?
From what I've gathered so far... you starve yourself to the point of delirium and then make posts that can only be deciphered in the same condition? I am new to this too, so I might be wrong... but probably not.
Posted on 7/18/13 at 11:45 am to Bluefin
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How does this work?
It's just a football pick'em. Kind of. Donn't worry though......if you're a warm-blooded human and not a robot, you have nothing to worry about. Your survival instincts that this pussified society we live in has dulled and numbed will be rejuvinated............. and you will be liberated and FREE!!!!
Only two ways out of The Games my friend: Death....................................or Victory!
But, tHe first step is to check in here... LINK.......
We need more people if this thing is gonna happen.
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:12 pm to CockInYourEar
quote:
How to be a Gamecock In GA (ATLGamecockman
Haha is this me?
Posted on 7/22/13 at 6:34 am to atlgamecockman
Yes. His semester was cancelled though.
Posted on 7/22/13 at 7:46 am to CockInYourEar
Ha cool, finally a little recognition on the board, and yes, I could probably teach a class on how to deal with all the leghumpers in Atlanta. I swear the delusion gets worse every year. (Still nowhere close to Tater delusion though, I hear that's deadly.)
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