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OT: what would you do? ZAG I NEED YOUR EXPERTISE!!!!!

Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10027 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:53 pm
So I live in a cul de sac in the back of a pretty upscale neighborhood, well I'm minding my own business in my garage listen to George Jones drinking jack and coke when I hear a 4 wheeler cming up the hill. I look out the garage to see what's goin on and this fricker rides down the side of my house through my very expensive well maintained Bermuda proceeds to through the wood to the house ( not in neighborhood and they are prety rough white trash) behind mine.

I get pissed but by the time I reacted he was gone. Well sure as shite 3 min later he comes ripping through my yard again heading out tue way he came. I yelled but to no avail. I've been sitting in my driveway for past 20 min waiting on this fricker to come back through but not aure if uts gonna happen again tonight.

So ky question is wtf would you do? Like I said before they are rough trashy frickers who have no regards for others ( there pitbull was on my deck when I this afternoon and I had to chase him off with a mop handle to get him the frick out) I see no "reasoning" with these people as far as hey would you mind walking you dog on a leash and quit frickin up my yard! Please Mr neighbor oh please! Yea that ain't gonna work.

So whay should my next step be? Not a fan of getting cops involved but I will if I have to.
This post was edited on 6/10/13 at 10:27 pm
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
23018 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:58 pm to
Shoot them.
Posted by AlaCowboy
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
6952 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 10:00 pm to
You should video the next incident in your yard. As for the dog, shoot it and dump it on their front porch. U had to do that with a dog some white trash let run loose and it actually attacked one of my horses. I told them to keep their dog in their yard. They laughed at me and shut the door in my face.
They moved shortly after finding the dog on their porch.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 10:26 pm to
A shotgun should solve your problem.

If they touch your property again, blow his head off.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 10:50 pm to
Don't break the law, that's too simplistic, there are many creative options you can employ within the realm of the law. Although it will cost you a little money and time.

A rash decision to brandish or use a weapon will result in jail time for you.

Review the laws for your county. I think you need to call the sherrif's office anonymously and ask 3 questions.

1. What is the law about trespassing on property for the county, how do you make it known you don't want tresspassers?

2. What is the law about agressive animals on your personal property? I'm pretty sure it's easy to say a dog is a threat and not have to have any proof though.

3. What are the county restrictions on fencing of personal property, or within your neighborhood?

Here's my thought, but make sure it's all legal for your area.

If the quad bandit is going through the same trail through your yard and into the woods, find the spot he's entering your woods and put up razor wire (about 4 feet high).
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If it's not legal to have razor wire up, it would also probably be illegal to buy used rusty barb wire and put it slightly further up his trail but off your property, so that there was nothing physical to tie its presence to you. rusty wire online.

If it's legal to shoot a threatening animal on your property, choot 'em. Don't leave the dog on their doorstep, b/c that's a great way to get shot. Dispose of it humanely. OR, collar the dog and take it to the pound. Most places have rules about "aggressive" dogs running rampant. Owners are generally fined or have to pay money to get it out.

If quad bandit is taking the same path through your yard into the woods, then also put up and outward facing "No Tresspassing" sign. Depending on your county, that may give you the right to brandish the next time you see him, and then you might actually be able to help nature take it's coarse from there.


However, are you sure you can't just go talk to them and say, "your dog has been coming to my porch and your quad is riding through my yard, stop it or we have a problem." ?
This post was edited on 6/10/13 at 10:52 pm
Posted by WorkinDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
9341 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 10:52 pm to
Get a 2x4, 5 pieces of sod and 15 heavy duty nails. Drive nails into 2x4 about every 4 inches. Camouflage said nail filled board with sod. Place in track. Repeat as often as necessary. They will grow weary of replacing tires every week.
Posted by dawgRUSH
New York, NY
Member since Nov 2011
951 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 10:58 pm to
If there is a pitbull roaming around your house I would complain to animal control or file a police report immediately. Depending on where you live pitbulls can be classified as "potentially dangerous" or are not allowed without county registration. Also, the owner would be liable for any damages that their dog may have done to your property.
This post was edited on 6/10/13 at 11:00 pm
Posted by AirDawg
The Great State of Calm
Member since Feb 2013
2015 posts
Posted on 6/11/13 at 6:53 am to
Well I think if you have kids or grandkids that may come to your house then it is simple shoot the dog first and foremost for safety reasons. If it truely is a pitbull be accurate.

As far as the riders, simply walk out there with a gun visibly "ON YOUR HIP" not in your hand and politely ask them to detour that mud wagon around your neighborhood. If you want, you can elaborate how it's disturbing your peace and damaging your yard, but I think simplicity is much better and they will get the hint when they see the gun.

If that doesn't work raise the stakes and make it the path of MOST resistance.
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 6/11/13 at 8:44 am to
As suggested, video, get names/numbers and call the cops.
Posted by Old Rooster
Gainesville , Ga.
Member since Aug 2012
54 posts
Posted on 6/11/13 at 10:06 am to

I do believe in most places that if you set a trap on your property and it does damage or bodily harm you can and will be held responsible. The best thing would be to take pictures , call police and let them do there job. that will keep you out of the cell with Big BUBA.

This post was edited on 6/11/13 at 10:08 am
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36504 posts
Posted on 6/11/13 at 10:44 am to
Doesn't sound like you live in an upscale neighborhood to me
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31968 posts
Posted on 6/11/13 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

So I live in a cul de sac.....

Look at yourself man...... You really can't see it can you?

Look. You're not pissed at this dude on the 4-wheeler.....You're fricking JEALOUS of him!!!

There you sit.... alone in your garage.....probably next to all of your lawn tools and chemicals that you use to decorate your suburban prison cell......numbing yourself to the pain........and up rides a man THAT'S FREE!! And you hate him for it.

I had a 4-wheeler growing up and I came across hundreds of miserable fricks like you......shaking their fists at me with horrible frowns on their faces as I ripped across their lawn with their daughter on the back....FREE AS A BIRD!

Spunky, I raise a clinched fist into the air as I type this......to SALUTE this young man on the 4 wheeler. And I hope he leaves a flaming bag of dogshit on your doorstep, rings the bell....and you fall for it....one day.



Onward........
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7907 posts
Posted on 6/11/13 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

So I live in a cul de sac in the back of a pretty upscale neighborhood


Fancy. I bet y'all have swim/tennis and everything.
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 6/11/13 at 2:24 pm to
Not sure on the local law where you live, but as a general rule:

1. Contact the city and get permission to post "No Trespassing" signs. It's a stupid step, but it will ultimately be helpful, should you have to go to court over it.

2. Agree with the videotaping, if possible. Document every intrusion, regardless - date, time, physical description, everything. Document any resulting damage, too.

3. Contact your homeowner's insurance company - let them know what is happening. If one of the goons does get hurt on your property, they'll be forewarned of it.

4. Get a restraining order barring them from entering your property.

Long term: you can always sue and/or press criminal charges. Of course, you'll then have to deal with people who hate you, so...it might just be easier to put in a fence.

Whatever you do, don't do anything like setting up booby traps. From a legal standpoint, those are bad, bad news for you.

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