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re: North vs. South
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:00 pm to DamnStrong1860
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:00 pm to DamnStrong1860
UF/UG not in the same division?
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:10 pm to DamnStrong1860
I need to be sure of the appropriate naming. Somebody help me out:
Missouri -- Show-Me Gump or Yankee Gump?
Kentucky -- Basketball Gump or Moonshine Gump
Arkansas -- Hillbilly Gump or Toothless Gump (or Swine Gump, etc.)?
Vanderbilt -- Parametric Derivative Gump or Antinutrino Gump (or just plan Nerd Gump)?
Tennessee -- ??? I don't know. Bourbon Gump??? Wannabe Texas Gump???
Alabama -- Gump (obviously)
Georgia -- Redneck Gump or Leg-Hump Gump?
A&M -- Sheep-frick Gump or Jizz-Jar Gump?
LSU -- Rat-Eatin' Gump or Boudreaux Gump
State -- Grinder Gump
Ole Miss -- ???
Auburn -- Buzzard Gump
Florida -- Jorts Gump or Retirement-Village Gump?
South Carolina --
Missouri -- Show-Me Gump or Yankee Gump?
Kentucky -- Basketball Gump or Moonshine Gump
Arkansas -- Hillbilly Gump or Toothless Gump (or Swine Gump, etc.)?
Vanderbilt -- Parametric Derivative Gump or Antinutrino Gump (or just plan Nerd Gump)?
Tennessee -- ??? I don't know. Bourbon Gump??? Wannabe Texas Gump???
Alabama -- Gump (obviously)
Georgia -- Redneck Gump or Leg-Hump Gump?
A&M -- Sheep-frick Gump or Jizz-Jar Gump?
LSU -- Rat-Eatin' Gump or Boudreaux Gump
State -- Grinder Gump
Ole Miss -- ???
Auburn -- Buzzard Gump
Florida -- Jorts Gump or Retirement-Village Gump?
South Carolina --
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:17 pm to Cheese Grits
I agree, you cannot have North in anything SEC.
The most logical is using the Mississippi as the maker. If your state is West of it, you are West, period. If you state borders it you can also be included in the West, if not you cant. There is no logic against it. Eastern time zone must be Eastern.
West:
Texas A&M
LSU
Arky
Missouri
MSU
Ole Miss
Vandy
East:
Bama
Auburn
Kentucky
Tennessee
UGA
USCe
UF
Why again do we need permanent cross divisional rivals? This is too simple
The most logical is using the Mississippi as the maker. If your state is West of it, you are West, period. If you state borders it you can also be included in the West, if not you cant. There is no logic against it. Eastern time zone must be Eastern.
West:
Texas A&M
LSU
Arky
Missouri
MSU
Ole Miss
Vandy
East:
Bama
Auburn
Kentucky
Tennessee
UGA
USCe
UF
Why again do we need permanent cross divisional rivals? This is too simple
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:26 pm to KaiserSoze99
I believe what you are looking for in Tennessee's name is Buttchugger Gump.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:45 pm to DamnStrong1860
Alabama isn't North anything.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:53 pm to DamnStrong1860
quote:
A&M
LSU
State
Ole Miss
Auburn
Florida
South Carolina
At least would keep the LSU game
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:16 pm to joechristoppher77
quote:Big 6 isn't get split 5-1. Although I'd almost go with it so I'd have to quit hearing LSU fans bitch about how life isn't fair.
West:
Texas A&M
LSU
Arky
Missouri
MSU
Ole Miss
Vandy
East:
Bama
Auburn
Kentucky
Tennessee
UGA
USCe
UF
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:21 pm to tween the hedges
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Although I'd almost go with it so I'd have to quit hearing LSU fans bitch about how life isn't fair.
This is the correct response
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:26 pm to stat19
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Alabama isn't North anything.
Actually, it's pretty far north of where I'm from.
Damn yankees.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:26 pm to DamnStrong1860
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Think Game of Thrones, not the civil war.
I wasn't necessarily thinking of either, but in that case I prefer Dorne.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:31 pm to DamnStrong1860
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DamnStrong1860
No SEC school will ever agree to be in a "North" division - ever. East-West is fine but no one wants to be associated with anything from the North.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:55 pm to tween the hedges
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I for one don't want to play Mizzou, Kentucky, Arky, Vandy, and Tenn every year.
tween the hedges is Vandy skeert...
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:57 pm to RT1941
Rivalry Division:
ALABAMA
AUBURN
FLORIDA
GEORGIA
KENTUCKY
TENNESSEE
VANDERBILT
Whiner Division:
ARKANSAS
LSU
MISS ST
MISSOURI
OLE MISS
SOUTH CAROLINA
TEXAS AM
Sorry some you don't belong in the Whiners division, you can figure out who.
ALABAMA
AUBURN
FLORIDA
GEORGIA
KENTUCKY
TENNESSEE
VANDERBILT
Whiner Division:
ARKANSAS
LSU
MISS ST
MISSOURI
OLE MISS
SOUTH CAROLINA
TEXAS AM
Sorry some you don't belong in the Whiners division, you can figure out who.
This post was edited on 6/6/13 at 3:59 pm
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