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So a shitload of y'all maybe have already heard of dis but fo' dem whoz arse haven't, git all up in gizoogle.net, type yo' twizzle name wit tha @ symbol up in tha search bar, then lol.

It also do joint address translations if you click on "joint tranzizzle" all up in tha top, then type tha address of whatever paged you want translated. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time. For instance, dis is Al Bundyz "Question fo' tha Jizzy Cohen/ Don Juan Mullen haters" thread translated. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time.

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Yo arse know, I wasn't goin ta answer dis becsuse yo arse aint frickin worth dat shite. But letz git a gangbangin' few thangs straight:

Yo arse make it sound like I be beggin you fo' a ring. frick you you frickin drama biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I axed you a gangbangin' frickin question dat you wouldn't answer. Shiiit, dis aint no joke.

Yo arse came on ta me n' you wanna rap bout yo' divorce bein final, biatch? frick yo thugged-out arse. Yo arse came on ta mah dirty arse. Again, I aint pressurin you fo' shite.

Yo arse act like yo arse is dis pimped out frickin catch. Yo arse have so much Dogg Damn baggage dat if you was a gangbangin' female, no playa would go near yo thugged-out arse. So again, frick you n' yo' baggage. I don't want shite from yo thugged-out arse. I wasn't pressurin you fo' a gangbangin' frickin thing. Git over yo arse. One mo' time...frick you n' yo' baggage.

I be done wit dis shite. Yo arse wanna brang mo' shite ta tha Internizzle, biatch? Do dat shite. I don't give a gangbangin' frick. Yo arse aren't worth a gangbangin' frickin answer. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I aint gots yo' phone number any mo'. Put yo muthafrickin choppers up if ya feel this muthafricka! I do not wanna rap ta yo thugged-out arse. Yo arse can start all of tha threadz you want. It don't matter. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I be done.

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Welcome ta TigerDroppings.com, tha top billin joint up in tha history of tha internizzle. Our thugged-out asses is glad you have found us, n' hope yo' stay is enjoyable. While it may seem like a shitload of rulez ta follow (see below), you straight-up have ta go outta yo' way ta break em. Da idea is ta operate a message board dat LSU hustlas can bust n' enjoy, n' dat hustlaz of opposin schools can bust ta communicate respectfully wit LSU fans. Da joint is free n' registration is open ta mah playas. But frick dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha future of dis joint dependz on tha cooperation, participation, n' support of its members, n' tha respect of tha guidelines dat muthafrickin help govern dat shite. Da administrators rely on tha thugz ta advise dem of violationz of tha forum

THE TD.COMMANDMENTS
1. DO chizzle yo' user name carefully when you first register. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Search tha Member List ta check fo' names dat is similar ta yours.

2. DO NOT “flame tha board.” “Flaming” is tha deliberate act of bustin a post up in order ta incite thugz of tha board n' invoke a wack response.

3. DO NOT expect any tolerizzle fo' statements, opinions, or views dat is bigoted, racist, sexist, or hateful. Further, linkin ta cribs dat contain such content is prohibited. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time.

4. DO NOT engage up in underground attacks on other playas yo. Gamey rap battle is expected n' encouraged yo, but take tha childish disses elsewhere. This is particularly legit wit regard ta visitors from other schools. Moderators is ghon be especially watchful fo' verbal abuse, ridicule, ad hominem attacks, n' stalking.

5. DO NOT engage up in baseless jive-arse shizzle of LSU athletes, pimpes, administrators or recruits. Legitimate evaluation of a playaz performizzle or a pimp’s mobilitizzle be allowed yo, but underground attacks n' disses is prohibited. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time.

6. DO NOT post ANY adult or sexuizzlely explicit content OR links ta adult or sexuizzlely explicit content.

7. DO NOT bust excessive profanity. Profanitizzle is discouraged, n' dependin on tha context up in which it is used, might result up in removal of yo' post.

8. DO chizzle a subject line dat accurately raps bout tha content of yo' post. Do not bust deceptizzle subjects ta attract attention ta yo' post. Do not bust one or two-word subjects dat provide no description. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. And do not post up in ALL CAPS.

9. DO NOT threaten another user wit physical violins or retribution of any nature whatsoever. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I be runnin hoes up in 2013.

10. DO take a minute ta check fo' a existin thread on a topic of interest ta you before startin a freshly smoked up thread. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka!

11. DO not postin anythang dat could potentially harm (or embarrass) LSU or TigerDroppings.com. Enforcement of these rulez lay wit tha board administrators. Violations may subject tha user ta suspendaz or, up in some cases, removal of tha user’s account.

Q: I’ve displayed a image dat is too big-arse n' is causin tha page ta expand ta tha right. Can I prevent that, biatch? A: Yo arse can keep any image ta a manageable size by addin “ width=XXX” afta tha file suffix.

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