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"Dear Killz" Advice and Help Column

Posted on 3/17/13 at 8:56 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 8:56 pm
What's bothering you? Need advice? Post your thoughts and I'll do my best to help you.

- Killz

ps. I'm not a medical doctor. Please don't expect medication suggestions.

This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:01 pm to
My five year old daughter is "cry sick". What do we do?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:06 pm to
Too many girls want to have sex with me. What do I do?
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15229 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Killz Advice
How many coats of it do I have to use on treated lumber before the termite treatment stops bleeding through?
Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
2769 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:17 pm to
my penis is massive. what should I do?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132813 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:27 pm to
Head feels like it's being squeezed. Eyes burn and I have pink eye. What do I do?
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:29 pm to


I need to quit snorting heroin. what should I expect in the upcoming "cold turkey" days.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18647 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:39 pm to
Killz, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4939 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 10:02 pm to
When I was little I killed my father. It was a total accident, but my uncle's friends chased me out of town. I've been living in exile for several years, but I've made two really great friends who helped raise me. I just ran into my childhood friend. When we were little we would play and get into trouble all the time. Now I think I'm kind of into her. She seems to resent me a bit for leaving town when shite got bad all those years ago though. She says my uncle is running things and the town's now corrupt. What do I do, kills?
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21237 posts
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:06 am to
My feet get hot while I sleep. What should I do?
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 8:07 am
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 3/18/13 at 1:30 pm to
I watched my dog die of cancer at 2:12 am this morning. I'm a hysterical wreck right now.


Should I go get drunk? I'm thinking yes.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14741 posts
Posted on 3/18/13 at 2:36 pm to
Dear Killz


I have unfortunate genes that make me hairy. Going to the beach soon to show off my rock hard body, but every time I shave my shoulders they break out. How do I get rid of the hair and keep the breakout away?
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45214 posts
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:44 pm to
I love bad bitches that's my fricking problem. Help?
Posted by gateway2mizzou01
st louis, mo
Member since Jun 2012
413 posts
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:09 pm to
Everytime I go to the bathroom the toilet paper reels empty and I dont know it until I'm done.
This post was edited on 3/29/13 at 1:26 am
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 3/19/13 at 5:59 am to
Dear Killz,

My boss asks for feedback and then defends or ignores it. Do you have any feedback on feedback?

Signed,
Cornfused at Work
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145401 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 12:06 am to
a month ago, one of my two best friends since i was like two years old told me she loved me and i had to turn her down. we havent spoke since and its been a pretty bad ordeal. recently i have met this girl who i really want to ask out but i dont want to ask her out after having to turn down my best friend so recently and making an all ready shitty situation any worse. any advice on what i should do?
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:28 pm to
How do we curve global warming?
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