Do y'all have any bar stories?

You're going to have to clarify. Might need to name the specific bar.


Also it sounds like you need to have a night out with Oklahogjr. He may or may not have witnessed me getting in a fight with a chick in front of Rogue a few years back.

She walked by talking shite, I laughed or said something she kicked me in the inner thigh as I was looking the other direction, she was going for the nutshot. Then I spread eagle and dared her to and let her kick me in the junk (shite hurt like a MF'r, but I didn't show it) then she took a swing at me which I dodged, and as she overspun I gave her a straight kick in the arse/small of the back and sent her flying into the street.

It hit the fan and my buddies commenced to stomping the hell out of the guys she was with, my gf at the time ended up fighting the chick, and I'm a sneaky little frick, as I was breaking the girls apart and picking them up off the sidewalk I kneed that chick in the face hard as I could and laid her nose over, blood everywhere. I made it look like an accident while I was dragging my girl off of her.

Only had to bail one friend out of jail that night. The dumbass separated from us as Ryleigh's was closing and he got blindside clocked as he walked out and hit his head on a rock or curb or something and the cops cuffed him up. The dude that did it got cold smoked out flush a few days later, had to bail that one too because he was stupid and walked around Dickson looking for the guy's shoes (which I had ) He got knocked out of them, and I snagged em so we could throw em on the power lines in front of his apartment.

My cousin's mom is a jailer at Washington County and I hadn't seen her since I moved out of state so that was an awkward catching up convo as they're processing my friend's bail, then doing it again 2 days later.


I've got lots of bar stories. Like I said it might be easier to just categorize them by bar.

I flicked a girls butt hole at a titty bar in little rock(guess which one)

She was giving me the ol cock grind. If that wasn't enough, I threw her over my shoulder and started smacking her arse.

Somehow I didn't get kicked out. Good times

Geez, lucky you weren't robbed, beaten, raped, killed and raped again.

At a work conference deal (2000+ employees), I saw a pretty attractive young lass across the hotel bar. I had already been drinking pretty heavily.

For whatever reason, I walked up to her and said, verbatim, "I've got a big cock and I know how to use it...........just kidding...I don't know how to use it. Hi, I'm _______."

Luckily, she thought it was hilarious. We ALMOST hooked up, but after 3 hours of "courtship" she broke down and admitted she had a fiance. Also, her sister worked for the same company and was staying in the room right next to me.

Also this isn't a bar story but I was tossed out of harvest fest last year within two hours of arriving.

I think we need to take Marty on a darkside of Dickson tour with Hubbs.

So do I, just have to be willing to evade policia.

At one point I had no less than 12-15 good buddies on the FPD, seemed like almost all of the beat cops were either my boys from growing up or guys I had met out and about and were cool with.

I got a few rides home instead. One that was pretty funny, A buddy from OKC was in town and I took him to a bonfire out in the boonies around my hometown, had a blast and for some reason back into town I had whoever we were with drop us off at the EC. I still had a ton of friends working there and it was one of the after hour places where the staff would often stay drinking til daylight. Don't remember if I ever made it inside, an ex's bff pulled up and I remember just leaning in a smooching her, so my boy and I pile in her car and back to her condo we went. I ended up getting with the bff's friend, and while we were doing our thing the bff left. As in a BBC came and picked her up, while she's gone her BBC boyfriend comes home and freaks out finding an enormous passed out white boy on the couch, me and the friend nekkid upstairs, and his gf has vanished w/o a trace, left her cell phone, keys, and the door unlocked.

I tell him not to worry she was talking to some friends and I think she went to get breakfast with them. (I knew she was out cheating on him, but I couldn't let on). Doesn't help he freaks anyway, and says he's gonna look for her, she's been kidnapped. (serious).

I get dressed and go downstairs after a little bit and I open the door to sooooo many cop cars and flashing lights. First cop I see is one of my tight friends. The look on his face was a priceless WTF are you doing here. This guy called 911 saying his gf was missing and she was taken, Morgan Nick style snatch and grab. I think every cop on duty responded and they were fanned out in the fields looking for a raped, beaten, and murdered body.

As I'm explaining to the cops that I believe she was with another guy, who came and picked her up, being why she didn't take her keys or cellphone so her bf couldn't call and ruin the tryst, this trifling ho comes walking up the street like nothing was going on and everything was normal. Dude dropped her at the gas station down the street when he saw all the cops. So we got a ride to the chick's apartment that I had parked at from FPD. For the most part I love the FPD guys, I hear they're getting pretty bad on Dickson though.

I was a goody two shoes...although I went to plenty of bars, I didn't ever make TOO much of a fool of myself.

Some of my friends, another story.

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I try to stay out of trouble

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I've only been almost arrested once. I got out of it though pretty easily...the cops just told me to go back to the bar and get my DD because I was toeing the line of a PI.Just remember never admit to anything and if you do snitches get stitches.

I'm still waiting for some Club West stories or some Doc Murdock ones from Dale. Also Lat's Ron's and OPO tales.