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I NEED some dog advice!

Posted on 2/21/13 at 5:43 pm
Posted by southpontotoc31
Starkville
Member since Sep 2012
311 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 5:43 pm
Alright, so I have a 4 year old German Shepherd. The last couple of weeks he has pissed and crapped in the house almost everyday. His poop looks normal. So I dont think he is sick. He has went to the bathroom in the house in the last two weeks more than he has even in his wholeeeeeeeee life. Has anybody ever had this happen? I mean, I don't know what to do. We let him out more than usual. We have not changed his diet or anything. I am just curious if anybody has had a dog that has went through a phase like this and how did you fix the problem? I am about to kill him
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 5:44 pm to
He's asserting his dominance over you. Only option now is for you to move out
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 5:46 pm to
Have you punished him for it? Does it do it when you're there, right in front of you?
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 5:48 pm to
The only answer is a judge to the face
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66133 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 5:50 pm to

Call 911. The authorities will take your problem away from there.


Don't think about it, just do it.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21237 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 5:52 pm to
Dog is irritated with you and being a dick. Punish him and then take him out and play with him. He's probably pissed because you're not paying enough attention to him.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123864 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 5:53 pm to
Shave the dog first, because you don't want it to smell like burnt hair in your oven, and baste the dog with butter before you start because you don't want it to get too dry. Cook the dog for about an hour and a half at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Baste every 15 minutes.
Posted by Gus_Chiggins
Indianapolis, IN
Member since Nov 2012
63 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 6:25 pm to
Do you ever walk the poor guy? German Shepherds weren't bred to sit around the house all day. He's probably just grown anxious.

You can't discipline/train a dog until you exercise it.
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 7:40 pm to
cut his balls off as a punishment
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85914 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 8:23 pm to
It's his house now,brah. Grab him by the throat and force his nose in it.

In all seriousness try a thunder shirt or give him Benadryl during the day.

You could just crate him and he will let you know when he needs to go. They make several calming aids and no more marking sprays. Check your local pet retailer and ask their advice.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18860 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 9:16 pm to
Someone in your house is pregnant.
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
5704 posts
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:44 pm to
Some others have said this, but to repeat...it is separation anxiety. Don't whip or put his nose in it. Get him outside as soon as you arrive home and wait long enough for him to take a dump. Hug and praise him for job well done! May have to do this for a couple of weeks to get him back to respecting the house, but will work with patience.

Obviously, you already know he needs positive attention and regular exercise. Good luck.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 8:16 am to
Eat $20 worth of Taco Bell and shite in his doghouse..
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