re: Goodbye Dawgfan

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Look. I respect your hypothesis, but wholeheartedly disagree.

I don’t think cell phones or message boards or Ipads or any of it have anything to do with human (d)evolution.

When I see some dipsshit driving 10mph below the speed limit in the left lane on the interstate, I don’t blame the automobile. When some jack arse at the gas station talks at 200 decibals on his cell phone while the cashier is trying to figure out how many scratch-off lottery tickets he wants to buy, I don’t blame the cell phone or the lottery.

Goons have existed since the beginning of time. Automobiles, cell phones, lottery tickets message-boards etc do not produce more goons. They simply provide new opportunities for humans to display their goon-level to the rest of the world.

For instance, when technologies are used in a certain manner, it’s like people are holding up a sign with an arrow pointing down at themselves that says, “Look at me! I’m most likely a goon/moron!”

And as new technologies develop….. These signs get bigger and bigger….making goon-identification easier….. and easier.

Which brings us to emoticons/gif regurgitation.

Show me a Kentucky-I-Agree-With-This TL;DR whyumad? cat gif………. And I’ll show you a full-fledged prototypical mega-Goon.

Sorry. I’m just reporting on the facts here. It’s not personal.

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