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Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:30 pm
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:30 pm
We all love Mizzoukills. He's actually a pretty awesome representative of the fanbase.
However, we can not all be fricking trolls. Especially since most of you really suck at it.
Can you guys just be normal? Stop trying to troll and invite shite to be spread/talked over our school, program, posts, and posters.
Let kills do his thing.
The rest of you should be normal. Any fanbase can only really use one troll and one idiot. Apparently our idiot is reformed, so it role is open to new applicants. The troll role is filled though.
Stop trying.
However, we can not all be fricking trolls. Especially since most of you really suck at it.
Can you guys just be normal? Stop trying to troll and invite shite to be spread/talked over our school, program, posts, and posters.
Let kills do his thing.
The rest of you should be normal. Any fanbase can only really use one troll and one idiot. Apparently our idiot is reformed, so it role is open to new applicants. The troll role is filled though.
Stop trying.
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Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:32 pm to Mizzeaux
When were you elected the president of the mizzou board 
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:32 pm to Mizzeaux
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invite shite to be spread/talked over our school, program, posts, and posters
This was going to happen anyways
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:34 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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When were you elected the president of the mizzou board
Never claimed to be.
However, I do proclaim myself as the President of the Mizzou Posters Aren't Complete Cuntbags, Trolls, Morons, and Douchebags Committee.
We're willing to negotiate with you morons.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:37 pm to Mizzeaux
Go on..... What do you propose?
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:45 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Go on..... What do you propose?
Stop being Complete Cuntbags, Trolls, Morons, and Douchebags. Kills does his thing. He does it well most of the time.
However, I think we've kind of stood Kills up as the leader of the Mizzou fanbase, which isn't a bad thing, if we all had the ability to pull off an understated troll and get away with it. However, there are very few of us that can do it.
So, most of the troll threads wind up being us just acting like drunk assholes spouting off about Mizzou being the shite and being ready to beat the frick out of everybody. However, this football season, this hasn't been the case.
So shut the frick up.
Otherwise, we rile up the hillbillies, get them all angry, then lost (or need 4 OT's to beat UT) and all their (better, more versed) trolls come out and skullfrick everyone who was talking shite earlier.
This leads to the rest of us being dragged down into the muck with you.
So stop. Just be normal.
MS2, you actually know shite about Mizzou football. You don't need to spout off, just hold your shite until you're in a situation that you need it. This new aTm frick/troll is actually good at that.
We don't have a lot of ammo this season, stop blowing your load starting threads and getting fricked by other teams with more ammo this year, and start dropping small precise bombs in other threads like Arky fans.
We don't have the ammo for Shack and Awe. Let's go with surgical, precise bombs.
ETA: sorry for the vulgarity, ladies. Hopefully the vulgarity filter is on.
This post was edited on 11/13/12 at 11:54 pm
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:52 pm to Mizzeaux
I'm currently in stealth mode since my return from a ban, and the post about rules "Alabama fans must follow at the Zou". I don't regret the post because it was needed with all Bama posters, but I will continue to lay low until.... We beat A&M in College Station for the third season in a row, my sig image is just the beginning. If we win on the road again in College Station the gloves are off
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:53 pm to Mizzeaux
What spurred this on? My bro's drunk thread? Not much trolling really, other than dishing back to A&M fans when they've earned it.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:54 pm to BreakawayZou83
probably but I thoroughly enjoyed it 
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:57 pm to BreakawayZou83
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What spurred this on? My bro's drunk thread? Not much trolling really, other than dishing back to A&M fans when they've earned it.
Nothing, just a drunken post about my overall concern for the direction of the group of posters.
Dishing back is surgical, especially against aTm. We've actually got ammo there. Hopefully we reload at Kyle Field this year.
Also, the DGB thread did kind of fricking suck.
ETA: after years of message board posting, this is kind of a cool situation. I don't really want to be seen as Arky posters. Even though I'm sure we will be. I'd rather just win and be awesome.
This post was edited on 11/13/12 at 11:59 pm
Posted on 11/14/12 at 12:08 am to Mizzeaux
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Mizzeaux
Sweetie, I feel your pain. But it'll be OK. I was on this very ledge a couple of weeks ago. Vent, and it'll pass. Kind of.
And if Kills as been elevated to Peter Pan, the leader, I want to still be Wendy!
Posted on 11/14/12 at 12:56 am to Mizzeaux
110% agree with the OP
Posted on 11/14/12 at 7:57 am to NaturalLight00
I must not hang around this place enough. I'm completely lost.
Posted on 11/14/12 at 8:38 am to notsince98
Jumping into other fanbases' shitty threads and dropping a nuke is a great way to figure out how to successfully troll these people.
Starting shitty threads isn't the way to do it (unless you're me).
This new Roger Klarvtard A&M poster is a perfect example. He actually brings heat, not in the form of trolling but in the form of pure flame. You can't troll a flamer. The reason you can't troll a flamer is because that person is just spewing hate. How can you troll someone who hates you and the fanbase? No matter what you say, they'll call you a douchebag or delusional and you'll most likely leave the thread defeated. Flamers put you in a no win situation.
Unless....
You become terrible. The only way to troll a flamer is to become a more terrible flamer than said target or to completely ignore the flamer.
Sometimes ignoring a flamer or troll is the best way to piss them off. People make mistakes when they become frustrated that their flaming or trolling isn't having the desired affect. When someone makes a mistake, you attack. Otherwise, hold your ground and ignore them unless you feel you can out-flame Roger Klarvtard.
Starting shitty threads isn't the way to do it (unless you're me).
This new Roger Klarvtard A&M poster is a perfect example. He actually brings heat, not in the form of trolling but in the form of pure flame. You can't troll a flamer. The reason you can't troll a flamer is because that person is just spewing hate. How can you troll someone who hates you and the fanbase? No matter what you say, they'll call you a douchebag or delusional and you'll most likely leave the thread defeated. Flamers put you in a no win situation.
Unless....
You become terrible. The only way to troll a flamer is to become a more terrible flamer than said target or to completely ignore the flamer.
Sometimes ignoring a flamer or troll is the best way to piss them off. People make mistakes when they become frustrated that their flaming or trolling isn't having the desired affect. When someone makes a mistake, you attack. Otherwise, hold your ground and ignore them unless you feel you can out-flame Roger Klarvtard.
This post was edited on 11/14/12 at 8:54 am
Posted on 11/14/12 at 8:42 am to notsince98
Me too. Now I'm going to spend my morning figuring out what I missed instead of being productive.
Posted on 11/14/12 at 8:47 am to Mizzeaux
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Mizzou Posters Aren't Complete Cuntbags, Trolls, Morons, and Douchebags Committee.
How do I join the MPACCTMDC? Also, whats a C-Bag? I wasn't aware there was such a thing.
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We're willing to negotiate with you morons.
No negotiations. The demands of the MPACCTMDC shall be met by said morons without compromise, less the will of the MPACCTMDC be imposed on all morons with extreme prejudice.
Posted on 11/14/12 at 9:05 am to SoCalMIZ
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No negotiations. The demands of the MPACCTMDC shall be met by said morons without compromise, less the will of the MPACCTMDC be imposed on all morons with extreme prejudice
MPACCTMDC,
Word of warning - Good luck imposing your will on me. I'll destroy all of you without hesitation. I'm a one man army with unlimited rant ammunition.
If I have to, I'll recruit the ugliest trolls from the OT to take care of business. Trust me...y'all don't want that.
This post was edited on 11/14/12 at 9:07 am
Posted on 11/14/12 at 9:18 am to Mizzeaux
1. why the hell are you so emotional about what other people say? this is the internet...
2. i just found out I started a thread last night.
3. It wasn't trolling, it was winning too many free drinks at taphouse...
4. I just read the thread and got a good laugh out of it.
5. get the sand out of your vagina.
and for the record, I like you Mizzo, but you need to relax.
2. i just found out I started a thread last night.
3. It wasn't trolling, it was winning too many free drinks at taphouse...
4. I just read the thread and got a good laugh out of it.
5. get the sand out of your vagina.
and for the record, I like you Mizzo, but you need to relax.
Posted on 11/14/12 at 10:28 am to zou_keeper
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2. i just found out I started a thread last night.
3. It wasn't trolling, it was winning too many free drinks at taphouse...
Do they still do the flip a coin thing on Tuesdays?This post was edited on 11/14/12 at 10:29 am
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