Attention Alabama The Rules of Conduct At the Zou which you must Abide By

Rule #1. Stay at home, Nobody wants to see your trashy RV's parked outside the Zou

Rule #2. If you decide to travel to the Zou and walk past the student section lineup outside the stadium and be an a-hole you will get your arse kicked

Rule #3. Don't cheer loudly at the game because we don't have a desire to hear anything you have to say (i.e. doing an SEC chant when we're in the SEC)

Rule #4. Don't steal our shite more importantly our alcohol or I will have to kill you

Rule #5 Parking is usually on a first come first serve basis but in your case that rule doesn't apply so pick a spot as far away as possible from the stadium and deal with it the exercise will do wonders for you.

Rule #6 When inside the stadium should you decide to purchase any food or drinks and there is a line report to the back of the line or until you see no more gold or black

Rule# 7 Don't act like an a-hole (refer to rule 2)

Rule #8 While inside the stadium be sure to observe your surroundings for what a real SEC stadium is like

Rule #9 Don't frick with Truman or everyone including Truman will kick your arse

Rule # 10 Anything I deem necessary