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re: All Bama All the Time

Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:56 pm to
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:56 pm to
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.


That escalated quickly.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

Mrs. Mantooth is a SAINT ya Hear me!!!!!




yeah she's really good in her missionary position.











:rimshot:
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

genro


I could not help it. Game week son. Trust me, the week up to 11/3 the Admins will be putting in work on this site. the hate will flow freely like the salmon of capastrano. Just a dry run before we dry f*ck auburn is all.
Posted by BamaELCo
Alabama
Member since Jun 2012
3210 posts
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:59 pm to
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Ya Know what...... frick AUBURN!!!!!!! This is my "get my hate going for Auburn week" frick you and all your barn burner friends. LSU will Hate frick your shitty team up and down the field then spit on your back and bukkakke your face when you think it is over. GEAUX TIGERS you weak little boys








Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.



Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:00 am to
Lee County tiger - it is just a cut and paste rant from some dude on the web. Not a big deal.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105450 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to
quote:

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.



I RA'd


















For toilet paper after you scared the shite out of me.
Posted by alyons3537
Mid City, New Orleans
Member since Jan 2010
36 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to
quote:

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.




Old copypasta is old....

....but when used correctly, it's still quite funny.
This post was edited on 9/18/12 at 12:05 am
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to
Pretty sure the goal of that rant was to completely derail the thread
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to
quote:

All Bama All the Time
Sorry, Auburn, we're stealing the spotlight.

Just blatantly pay another star player and everyone will go back to talking about you all the time again.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to
wow
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:02 am to
Sup boo?
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:02 am to
quote:

Nope, not sensitive just amazed at the Bama psyche that requires 24 hour adulation


Honest question: Are you really amazed? After years of observation?
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:02 am to
quote:

Just blatantly pay another star player and everyone will go back to talking about you all the time again.



Aw shite.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:03 am to
Hey Lew.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45162 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:03 am to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105450 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:03 am to
quote:


Sorry, Auburn, we're stealing the spotlight.

Just blatantly pay another star player and everyone will go back to talking about you all the time again.





Damn comedy gold right here.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33369 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:03 am to
quote:

MSCoastTigerGirl


I'll eat your food up, boo
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:04 am to
quote:

wow

...at this whole thread
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:04 am to
quote:

Just blatantly pay another star player and everyone will go back to talking about you all the time again.


Or I can wait for the next Albert Means/Gene Jelks to appear and sit back, relax, and watch your program return to the ashes Saban swept you up from
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