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re: All Bama All the Time
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:56 pm to GCTiger11
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:56 pm to GCTiger11
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.
That escalated quickly.
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:57 pm to 10888bge
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Mrs. Mantooth is a SAINT ya Hear me!!!!!
yeah she's really good in her missionary position.
:rimshot:
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:58 pm to genro
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genro
I could not help it. Game week son. Trust me, the week up to 11/3 the Admins will be putting in work on this site. the hate will flow freely like the salmon of capastrano. Just a dry run before we dry f*ck auburn is all.
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:59 pm to 10888bge
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Ya Know what...... frick AUBURN!!!!!!! This is my "get my hate going for Auburn week" frick you and all your barn burner friends. LSU will Hate frick your shitty team up and down the field then spit on your back and bukkakke your face when you think it is over. GEAUX TIGERS you weak little boys
Posted on 9/17/12 at 11:59 pm to GCTiger11
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:00 am to Lee County Tiger
Lee County tiger - it is just a cut and paste rant from some dude on the web. Not a big deal.
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to GCTiger11
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.
I RA'd
For toilet paper after you scared the shite out of me.
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to Lee County Tiger
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.
Old copypasta is old....
....but when used correctly, it's still quite funny.
This post was edited on 9/18/12 at 12:05 am
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to Lee County Tiger
Pretty sure the goal of that rant was to completely derail the thread
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:01 am to Lee County Tiger
quote:Sorry, Auburn, we're stealing the spotlight.
All Bama All the Time
Just blatantly pay another star player and everyone will go back to talking about you all the time again.
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:02 am to undecided
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Nope, not sensitive just amazed at the Bama psyche that requires 24 hour adulation
Honest question: Are you really amazed? After years of observation?
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:02 am to genro
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Just blatantly pay another star player and everyone will go back to talking about you all the time again.
Aw shite.
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:03 am to genro
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Sorry, Auburn, we're stealing the spotlight.
Just blatantly pay another star player and everyone will go back to talking about you all the time again.
Damn comedy gold right here.
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:03 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
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MSCoastTigerGirl
I'll eat your food up, boo
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:04 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
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wow
...at this whole thread
Posted on 9/18/12 at 12:04 am to genro
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Just blatantly pay another star player and everyone will go back to talking about you all the time again.
Or I can wait for the next Albert Means/Gene Jelks to appear and sit back, relax, and watch your program return to the ashes Saban swept you up from
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