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We need to get this Mizzou fan to start posting on the SECRant...

Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:04 pm
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25683 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:04 pm
Take notes Mizzou fans, this guy knows how to bring it.... His rant on UGA & the SEC...

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I’m not fricking scared of your team...

This is not another one of those rants that can simply be tossed aside with a, “What do you expect…you have to earn respect on the field” blah blah blah comment. I know this…I understand this. But what I DO NOT understand is that for YEARS…the people who have followed me in my lifelong journey of fandom have not been ones to take disrespect, badmouthing and general indifference lying down. I certainly expect good tidings and general warmth between the fan bases…and of course at this point we have absolutely no reason to dislike ANY of you. (Except for you Arkansas fans…you’re a fricking joke and I laugh at your very pathetic, banjo picking existence). No, this certainly isn’t about how YOU feel about us…it’s about how WE feel about YOU.


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I’m not scared of you because as a fan, I’ve taken a lifetime full of shots to the gut. What’s Alabama gonna do? Beat us 76-0? Well nice try, because we once lost to Texas A&M 77-0. What’s Georgia going to do? Beat us 61-0? Well that aint jack shite because we lost to K-State 66-0 not all that long ago. Think we’re gonna overlook Vandy? Well guess what Jethro…we fricking lost to Baylor…TWICE in the past few seasons. Going to keep beating us so we only win 4 games a year? Well look here, from 1984-1997 (A good chunk of my best tailgating/fan years) we won 3.5 and most of those were cupcake pansies…like kansas. Are you going to screw us out of a bowl? Gonna NOT put us on TV every week? Going to take Kentucky over us to a Bowl game?

Think you’re going to bring down some new and unparalled level of pain on us?

Really?!?!? Fine. Do it. I dare you.


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So go ahead…continue to talk down on me…spell it out to me that I “just don’t understand”. Continue to overlook my team, their accomplishments and everything we have done to pull ourselves up from that dreadful nightmare called the 1970’s, 80’s and 90’s. Use your below average trash talking skills to bring up stats from a games played 15 years ago (Sounds familiar). Laugh at us. Mock us. Taunt us. Deal with us however you like.

But just as you preach to us…when it comes to fan bases that can take punishment and absolutely will not die…fans who have paid for every ounce of success over the past decade or so with gallons upon gallons of tears….

YOU my friends…have no idea who you’re dealing with. Go ahead and fricking bring it. /rant


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This post was edited on 8/15/12 at 2:08 pm
Posted by Killean
Port Charlotte, FL
Member since Nov 2010
4669 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:06 pm to
I just want to state for the record that Deliverance was filmed in Georgia.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:08 pm to
Mizzou reminds me of Kansas State fans before the Cotton Bowl last year.

They just so mad...
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

(Except for you Arkansas fans…you’re a fricking joke and I laugh at your very pathetic, banjo picking existence).

He sounds a bit mad. Perhaps a sibling, or maybe his mother is a receptacle for Hog fans
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21706 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:09 pm to
I like that much better than the "WE'RE GOING TO BEAT EERBODY IN THE SEC!" nonsense.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:10 pm to
:rivalry:
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
17909 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:10 pm to
Arkansas, Mizzou, and A & M will always be the Big 12 new boys.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:10 pm to
Hater is very good at what he does. He lives in Omaha and while Mizzou and Nebraska were both in the Big 12 he started a "HuskerH8r Blog" that laid the smack down so hard on them daily (kinda like the above) that it got tons of TV and newspaper press and tons of Cornhusker fans following it just to react and give him hell....his blog alone did as much to revive a sense of rivalry between Mizzou and Nebraska as Mizzou's football resurgance and corresponding wins over the Huskers did.
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9537 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:11 pm to
He's right... it's a helluva a lot harder to be a Mizzou fan than it is to be a fan of most schools. The fact that our program averaged 60k fans per game throughout the 80s and 90s is remarkable. Most spoiled fanbases (looking at you, sidewalk Bammers) would have quit a long time ago.
Posted by FightTigers
Missourah
Member since Oct 2011
2693 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:24 pm to
Nice little rant I just can't stand the tigerboard format for more than a visit every now and then.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 2:31 pm to
The point that douchebag is missing ISN'T that Mizzou has been through tough patches before. It's that those tough patches have been against competition that pales in comparison to what they will see in the SEC. Losing by 60+ to Kansas State? But, somehow, it's impossible for it to get worse. Ever.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32574 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Except for you Arkansas fans…you’re a fricking joke and I laugh at your very pathetic, banjo picking existence





And sooooooooooooooo true..
Posted by HottyToddy7
Member since Sep 2010
14044 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 3:14 pm to
He sounds like a smarter version of Coonass.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

What’s Alabama gonna do? Beat us 76-0? Well nice try, because we once lost to Texas A&M 77-0. What’s Georgia going to do? Beat us 61-0? Well that aint jack shite because we lost to K-State 66-0 not all that long ago.
Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 3:57 pm to
All I can say is that Arkansas/Mizzou rivalry is going to be a GOOD one. Glad I only live a lil over an hour from F'Ville so I can be in the thick of it
This post was edited on 8/15/12 at 3:58 pm
Posted by LOYALBAMA
bham
Member since Sep 2008
2566 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 4:15 pm to
Get that moFkr over here. He has some game. On my best day I may get a few boogs to call me a 9 year old.

That guy could start a fire over here.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29192 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 5:35 pm to
Didn't Georgia get tossed around by Boise last year? They aren't above Mizzou. They are terrible.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14664 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 5:39 pm to
Reads like Missouri's version of Pondwater Jack.

We need this Mizzou guy, Pondwater and Tammy from F-Baum. Of course, Tammy would only be able to get online when the county lie-berry is open.
This post was edited on 8/15/12 at 5:47 pm
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13452 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

banjo picking existence


I love me some banjo, I aint even mad
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 8/15/12 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

YOU my friends…have no idea who you’re dealing with. Go ahead and fricking bring it. /rant


I like that guy.
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