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re: What does the rest of the sec fans think about les Miles.

Posted on 5/17/12 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by Crompdaddy8
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Posted on 5/17/12 at 1:30 pm to
this is a classic




Les Miles "The Most Interesting Coach in the World"

-He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October.
-He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could.
-He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally.
-He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.
-He drinks tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.
-The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time.
-He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.
-He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.
-He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting.
-He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
-He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out.
-His organ donor card also lists his hat.
-He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.
-He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.
-He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.
-He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.
-His hat has turned down head coaching offers.
-He hates the guy who doesn't make the coffee and complains about how it tastes.
-He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation.
-He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there
-He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.

He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD.

A few tweets about Les Miles:

Igotnuttintosay Am I wrong in concluding that Les Miles must be the smartest coach in college football. And if so, how frightening is that?
DannyFordIsGod Les Miles knew that Easy Button from Staples was a good purchase this summer. #LSU
LostLettermen I feel like if Les Miles planned D-Day, the troops would've landed on the shores of Spain and still won WWII
hunterbeaumont Les Miles is the SEC's favorite drunk uncle. Nobody wants him as their dad, but it's entertaining to have him around.
BFeldmanESPN I think Les Miles flosses his teeth with razor blades.
TeamSpeedKills Les Miles is the oddest combination of idiot and genius I've ever seen
BlogAndTackle Les Miles would say "hit me" at the blackjack table sitting on 20. #FearTheHat
cbaldwin33 Les Miles will beat death. There's no question. The bounce lateral fake. Works every time.

Mengus22 If Les Miles stealing games is the karmic price I have to pay to watch Lane Kiffin lose late every week, that's a price I'm willing to pay.
fakegimel BREAKING: NCAA sends Letter of Inquiry regarding an improper business arrangement with Coach Les Miles and Buffalo Wild Wings #stolenjoke
kurtcooper Les Miles is that guy who doesn't own an Xbox and comes over and whips you at Halo without even being sure what button shoots...
michaeldebusk My contention: Les Miles is a tortured genius who is simply misunderstood. I think he scripts this stuff in his mind.
mattkeflowers Les Miles has only one thing hidden up that Mad Hat of his: a contract with the devil for his soul signed in his own blood. #LesMilesSucks
cscrawf86 Les Miles is proof that Karma isn't real. No one could have lived a good enough life to deserve the luck he's gotten.
EddieXperience If #reincarnation is real, I wanna come back as Les Miles...
Steelersdepot Les Miles could of smoked on the Hindenburg, and lived.


keithwarden We need to send Les Miles after bin Laden. He'd find him in the first cave he looked in.
wbayasiii Les Miles is the dude who puts his life savings on 00..... and hits it. :/
mbrown25 Someone give Les Miles a TV show in which he gives random people solutions for life problems.
RealtyNerd Les Miles regarding the fake FG bounce pass: "Just the way we drew it up, Holly."
nawlins34 #Random #luckyman #Realtalk#Drunktweet if Les Miles was there, the titanic wouldn't have sunk, that's how lucky he is.
heLostOgle Les Miles kind of reminds me of Christopher Walken's character from Deer Hunter.
nodgih Les Miles once successfully divided by zero while trying to divide by two.
Aaron_Torres Anyone see the look on Urban Meyer's face when he shook Les Miles' hand? It was the same look my dog has when he smells a dog he doesnt like
slmandel "And then you do something like this ... and TOTALLY redeem yourself."
mrrodgers1 It's official, Les Miles is illuminati
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 5/17/12 at 1:35 pm to
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LostLettermen I feel like if Les Miles planned D-Day, the troops would've landed on the shores of Spain and still won WWII


I literally just about fell out of the chair on that one
Posted by bluestem75
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2007
3251 posts
Posted on 5/17/12 at 4:44 pm to
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Les Miles "The Most Interesting Coach in the World"


THAT was awesome!
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32805 posts
Posted on 5/17/12 at 9:12 pm to
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LostLettermen I feel like if Les Miles planned D-Day, the troops would've landed on the shores of Spain and still won WWII




That is spot on. Awesome.
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 5/17/12 at 10:17 pm to
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LostLettermen I feel like if Les Miles planned D-Day, the troops would've landed on the shores of Spain and still won WWII


Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 5/17/12 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

-He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally.
-He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.

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He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.
-He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.

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-He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.
holllleee shite


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LostLettermen I feel like if Les Miles planned D-Day, the troops would've landed on the shores of Spain and still won WWII
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