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Offseason Doldrums Thread Part I: Sneaking Booze into a Stadium Near You
Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:33 am
Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:33 am
To further along NBamaAlum thread from last night, How easy is it to sneak the nectar of the gods into your stadium? Ever been busted? Also, game day on campus or walking around town, how do the 5-0’s handle open container?
For Auburn, personally if you are not a student, it is too easy. They don’t really check guys at all. I have walked in with beers in my pockets and/or at least 10 mini bottles. Security will look in the women’s purses or bags, buts that’s about it.
Now for the students, it's a whole other story. They get patted down and checked very well. Either have the ladies hide it or you have to tuck into the crotchal regions.
As far as, around town you can have an open container as long as you are not too far away from campus and the downtown/toomer's area. They usualy give you until a few hours after the game for off campus. On-Campus as long as you are not beligerent they dont care until the next day.
So probably not a new topic, but discuss amonst yourselves
ETA. I will update this with a list for each school as we go.
Alabama:
Student Section--Be Careful, the more NF the easier
Non Student--Fairly easy, no real pat downs, just purse/bag checking
On Campus--No Worries
Off-Campus---
Arky:
Auburn:
Non student section you're golden, they only check purses and bags
Students- you're gonna get raped, prepare your butthole
On Campus-no worries all day
Off Campus-allowed just dont stray miles away from campus and put it away a few hours after the game when the crowd dies down
UF:
UGA:
UK:
LSU:
Students-
Non-Students--They dont care
On Campus--
Off-Campus
Ole Miss:
Non-Student--Very Easy, no pat downs
Student--Tough, give it to someone else to transfer it to you, ramp area or alumni
On-Campus-- you're golden
Off Campus--
Miss St:
Student Section--Easy
Non-Student--Easy, No pat downs
On Campus- Good to Go
Off Campus- Good on gamedays
USC:
UT:
Vandy: just kidding. And a Vandy poster come out of the woodwork with his second post.
Student Section--Fairly Easy use slight discretion
Non-Student--purses checked but easy as 3.1415
on campus--if you are underage, put it in a cup. Glass bottles are frowned upon, but usually left alone.
off campus--Don't even think about it. Even around the bars and honky-tonks, Metro cops will wait for you to walk out with that open container
No mention of library or study areas
Newbs
aTm:
Non-Students--no pat downs just check purses and bags
Students--
On Campus-Free for all
Off Campus--Not Allowed at all, police are "Nazis", possible opening of barricaded area in Northgate(bar district)
Mizzou
Student--
Non-Student--Purses will be checked, and they might open a blanket up if you bring one on a cold day, or search a coat. At Mizzou, the west side is designated "alumni" and the east side is "student" although there are alumni and fans everywhere.You might occasionally get a pat-down, but it's always half-assed, and they generally don't from the alumni side at all.
On Campus/Off-- open container policy, but it's ignored anywhere near the stadium on gameday. It's usually ignored downtown too, unless you're being an idiot
For Auburn, personally if you are not a student, it is too easy. They don’t really check guys at all. I have walked in with beers in my pockets and/or at least 10 mini bottles. Security will look in the women’s purses or bags, buts that’s about it.
Now for the students, it's a whole other story. They get patted down and checked very well. Either have the ladies hide it or you have to tuck into the crotchal regions.
As far as, around town you can have an open container as long as you are not too far away from campus and the downtown/toomer's area. They usualy give you until a few hours after the game for off campus. On-Campus as long as you are not beligerent they dont care until the next day.
So probably not a new topic, but discuss amonst yourselves
ETA. I will update this with a list for each school as we go.
Alabama:
Student Section--Be Careful, the more NF the easier
Non Student--Fairly easy, no real pat downs, just purse/bag checking
On Campus--No Worries
Off-Campus---
Arky:
Auburn:
Non student section you're golden, they only check purses and bags
Students- you're gonna get raped, prepare your butthole
On Campus-no worries all day
Off Campus-allowed just dont stray miles away from campus and put it away a few hours after the game when the crowd dies down
UF:
UGA:
UK:
LSU:
Students-
Non-Students--They dont care
On Campus--
Off-Campus
Ole Miss:
Non-Student--Very Easy, no pat downs
Student--Tough, give it to someone else to transfer it to you, ramp area or alumni
On-Campus-- you're golden
Off Campus--
Miss St:
Student Section--Easy
Non-Student--Easy, No pat downs
On Campus- Good to Go
Off Campus- Good on gamedays
USC:
UT:
Vandy: just kidding. And a Vandy poster come out of the woodwork with his second post.
Student Section--Fairly Easy use slight discretion
Non-Student--purses checked but easy as 3.1415
on campus--if you are underage, put it in a cup. Glass bottles are frowned upon, but usually left alone.
off campus--Don't even think about it. Even around the bars and honky-tonks, Metro cops will wait for you to walk out with that open container
No mention of library or study areas
Newbs
aTm:
Non-Students--no pat downs just check purses and bags
Students--
On Campus-Free for all
Off Campus--Not Allowed at all, police are "Nazis", possible opening of barricaded area in Northgate(bar district)
Mizzou
Student--
Non-Student--Purses will be checked, and they might open a blanket up if you bring one on a cold day, or search a coat. At Mizzou, the west side is designated "alumni" and the east side is "student" although there are alumni and fans everywhere.You might occasionally get a pat-down, but it's always half-assed, and they generally don't from the alumni side at all.
On Campus/Off-- open container policy, but it's ignored anywhere near the stadium on gameday. It's usually ignored downtown too, unless you're being an idiot
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:36 am to NYCAuburn
quote:
How easy is it to sneak the nectar of the gods into your stadium?
As an alum, its easy as shite since they dont pat down at JHS.
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 8:38 am
Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:45 am to NYCAuburn
You can easily get minis in neyland. Never had a problem.
Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:49 am to NYCAuburn
At VHS it can be pretty tough at the SS gate but all the others are extremely easy. Like too easy.
I think I may try to bring a handle just to see if I can get it in.... Then go bootleg it to some douche pike pledge who got his taken up bc of his ameteurism.
I think I may try to bring a handle just to see if I can get it in.... Then go bootleg it to some douche pike pledge who got his taken up bc of his ameteurism.
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 8:52 am
Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:51 am to NYCAuburn
I've never had a problem sneaking drinks into BDS or any other stadium.
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:05 am to NYCAuburn
By the time the game kicks off, I'm in sober-up mode. Even if I didn't get too drunk ahead of time, I prefer to be sober to watch the games.
Unless its a scrub team
Unless its a scrub team
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:06 am to NYCAuburn
often times I walk into Tiger Stadium with a full beer. I have brought minis/flasks into most SEC stadiums without problem (non student gates) with the exception being UGA. there are always those GBI cops sitting at the gates where visitors enter, and they seem to "randomly" select guys in their 20's and 30's from visiting teams and make them empty their pockets
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:07 am to NYCAuburn
Unless you're just retarded about it then Neyland is pretty easy to get booze into.
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:11 am to NYCAuburn
Its really easy to sneak booze into BDS, and if you aren't in the student section, its even easier.
My dad got busted with a flask at Michigan Stadium last season, and got kicked out.
My dad got busted with a flask at Michigan Stadium last season, and got kicked out.
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:15 am to NYCAuburn
To each his own and I must say I am not averse to my favorite adult beverages at the time I choose to partake, but I have never once been tempted to use alcohol during an Auburn game.
I drink before at the tailgate and I drink after at the tailgate. During? For some reason, it holds no interest for me.
I just don't allow anything to distract from the game itself. I wouldn't even take my own kid until I was satisfied that he would be capable of sitting through the game without me having to tend to his needs every second of the game (I think that was about the time he started playing football himself, around 7 years old).
Like I said, enjoy your drink. I likes'em myself. I even have a few while I'm watching on TV. But I just don't drink while I am actually at the game.
I drink before at the tailgate and I drink after at the tailgate. During? For some reason, it holds no interest for me.
I just don't allow anything to distract from the game itself. I wouldn't even take my own kid until I was satisfied that he would be capable of sitting through the game without me having to tend to his needs every second of the game (I think that was about the time he started playing football himself, around 7 years old).
Like I said, enjoy your drink. I likes'em myself. I even have a few while I'm watching on TV. But I just don't drink while I am actually at the game.
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:18 am to NYCAuburn
I put a 5th in my wifes purse one time walking into TS. Lady at the gate looked in her purse, moved the bottle over to look under it, and handed it back.
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:21 am to NYCAuburn
quote:
How easy is it to sneak the nectar of the gods into your stadium?
So easy a caveman can do it.
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:29 am to NYCAuburn
quote:
For Auburn, personally if you are not a student, it is too easy. They don’t really check guys at all. I have walked in with beers in my pockets and/or at least 10 mini bottles. Security will look in the women’s purses or bags, buts that’s about it.
Now for the students, it's a whole other story. They get patted down and checked very well. Either have the ladies hide it or you have to tuck into the crotchal regions.
Agreed. Now it's beyond simple. But as a student we'd put those silly tiger tails on that you see hanging out of cars. We looked fricking stupid but the beauty of those things is that they're hollow on the inside and you can fill them up with minis and you can make it though even the most serious of pat downs without batting an eye.
That way too the bottles weren't covered with crotch sweat (or sweat of any kind) from waiting in those long lines
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:31 am to NYCAuburn
You barely have to hide it at state. One time, I accidentally walked in with a clear cup of beer. Nobody said a thing. No one will say a thing to you anywhere in town for having a cup with anything in it that day but it is against the law. I don't think they even pat students down at the games. At least they didn't when I was there. They give purses a half-arse search.
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 9:36 am
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:53 am to NYCAuburn
In the past at Vanderbilt the attitude has been to do anything to get people into the stadium. In one really bad year we had cops encouraging us to bring our handle of Kentucky Tavern, even hung out with us in the student section while we mixed out drinks.
I've been to 10 of 14 stadiums and can say with certainty that at Vandy there are more empty liquor bottles on the ground per student than anywhere else.
As far as getting it into Vanderbilt Stadium and keeping it...
Student Section: Use a little more discretion, but no one really gets patted down, purses are checked, sit a little higher up because the teetotallers and GDI's in the first few rows might tattle.
Visiting section: No pat downs, purses checked, just don't make asses of yourselves.
Alums, rest of stadium: Same deal goes on entry, maybe a little easier. Fun game to play with security is reuse a stadium cup from the last game, tell the ticket folks you're throwing it away in the trashcans they set out for you and when they turn their head to scan the next ticket walk on in. Many mix their drinks in the restroom but there usually isn't a problem doing it in your seat as long as you are discreet.
Tailgating: Wet campus, if you are underage, put it in a cup. Glass bottles are frowned upon, but usually left alone. If you're friendly, some folks will even offer you a drink.
Off-campus: Don't even think about it. Even around the bars and honky-tonks, Metro cops will wait for you to walk out with that open container.
I've been to 10 of 14 stadiums and can say with certainty that at Vandy there are more empty liquor bottles on the ground per student than anywhere else.
As far as getting it into Vanderbilt Stadium and keeping it...
Student Section: Use a little more discretion, but no one really gets patted down, purses are checked, sit a little higher up because the teetotallers and GDI's in the first few rows might tattle.
Visiting section: No pat downs, purses checked, just don't make asses of yourselves.
Alums, rest of stadium: Same deal goes on entry, maybe a little easier. Fun game to play with security is reuse a stadium cup from the last game, tell the ticket folks you're throwing it away in the trashcans they set out for you and when they turn their head to scan the next ticket walk on in. Many mix their drinks in the restroom but there usually isn't a problem doing it in your seat as long as you are discreet.
Tailgating: Wet campus, if you are underage, put it in a cup. Glass bottles are frowned upon, but usually left alone. If you're friendly, some folks will even offer you a drink.
Off-campus: Don't even think about it. Even around the bars and honky-tonks, Metro cops will wait for you to walk out with that open container.
Posted on 4/25/12 at 11:13 am to NYCAuburn
Student- easy as shite
Non-Student easy as shite
Unless your a girl...they check bags like everyone else
on campus- fine
off campus - fine
Non-Student easy as shite
Unless your a girl...they check bags like everyone else
on campus- fine
off campus - fine
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 11:17 am
Posted on 4/25/12 at 11:15 am to NYCAuburn
At Alabama, as long as it isn't bulging out or anything youre golden. I always stuck a flask in my boot when I went in GA. Now for students its A LOT harder. We used to duct tape floppy flasks to my gf's back and hip (she wore a dress so it was easy to do) or shoved them in her tights waistband. When we go to our section we always had to make a circle around her so another girl go jump down and lift up her dress and pull all the flasks out.
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