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re: O/U Two weeks before Petrino resigns/gets canned
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:43 pm to Slippery Slope
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:43 pm to Slippery Slope
Hearing that Petrino left a note in his Wife's locker explaining the relationship. I bet it's juicy
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Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:44 pm to TheJones
Whammy
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:45 pm to TreyAnastasio
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:45 pm to audodger
the diagram looks like d and b shooting a load. 
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:46 pm to TheJones
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Hearing that Petrino left a note in his Wife's locker explaining the relationship. I bet it's juicy
He cant just man up to her and come clean in person?
:awaitingtheleak:
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:46 pm to TheJones
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Hearing that Petrino left a note in his Wife's locker explaining the relationship
he thought he was leaving town for good i guess
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:46 pm to TreyAnastasio
Yes, but now you are making assumptions he was hitting it when se was. She is not a student now. Like I said man good try. Put that on hogville if you want to get idiots to go with it though
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:47 pm to TreyAnastasio
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She was a student when she started working for the athletic department.
Checking the calender.
Yep, its 2012.
Her upcoming marriage was just a facade.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:52 pm to molsusports
Is it possible to tow a uhaul on a motorcyle while receiving a handy?
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:52 pm to DaleDenton
I'm standing at the scene of the wreck right now. It's a straightaway.
Posted from my iPhone. Probably.
Also, I know this girl, whose name I can't remember and can't be bothered to look up. We're close. She said that she and Bobby are full time residents of Poundtown, population 2. Or WERE, because after the wreck he looks like a blanched tomato. I will quote her here, "Gross."
You should believe both DaleDenton and me because we are on the internet.
Posted from my iPhone. Probably.
Also, I know this girl, whose name I can't remember and can't be bothered to look up. We're close. She said that she and Bobby are full time residents of Poundtown, population 2. Or WERE, because after the wreck he looks like a blanched tomato. I will quote her here, "Gross."
You should believe both DaleDenton and me because we are on the internet.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:05 pm to TheJones
If it was in the Police report, I'm leaning towards him not being canned.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:06 pm to BamaNixon
hilarity has ensued in this thread.
News Report:
It is believed that Arkansas Coach Bobby Petrino shot and killed a nun and a 5 year old girl who were walking on a side walk. According to the police report, Petrino pulled out a pistol and fired first at the nun and then again at the little girl.
Dale Denton: "Were any of you there? I didn't think so. I was! A bear was about to attack those two people and CBMFP was trying to protect them. They walked in front of the bullets. It was the bullets that killed them. CBMFP was standing 40 feet away. His actions fell just short of heroic. We should hold a ceremony honoring him."
News Report:
It is believed that Arkansas Coach Bobby Petrino shot and killed a nun and a 5 year old girl who were walking on a side walk. According to the police report, Petrino pulled out a pistol and fired first at the nun and then again at the little girl.
Dale Denton: "Were any of you there? I didn't think so. I was! A bear was about to attack those two people and CBMFP was trying to protect them. They walked in front of the bullets. It was the bullets that killed them. CBMFP was standing 40 feet away. His actions fell just short of heroic. We should hold a ceremony honoring him."
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:06 pm to BamaNixon
I hear that Poundtown's population swells to 3 on the weekends, sometimes
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:08 pm to TheJones
Good troll sir, you reeled in some seasoned fish.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:09 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Lsuhoohoo
Trying too hard...
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:15 pm to DaleDenton
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Trying too hard...
says the guy trying his damnedest to defend Bobby Petrino from the mean people in the world.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:16 pm to DaleDenton
Kinda like you are to deny deflect and defend Petrino
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:17 pm to hg
you're just mad you don't have a hot mistress
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:17 pm to TheJones
Not a single,,,,
Ha
Ha
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:20 pm to Latarian
True :(
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