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re: Best SEC Rivalry Jokes
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:32 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:32 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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Apparently it's hard for some Just ask the numerous Texas students at your school about it I guess
All the people from Texas I knew that came up here for school enrolled in the small private christian schools we have throughout the state as a way to escape their over-protective parents from their daily lives, but not financially their parent's credit cards went with them.
They always had the best weed...
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Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:34 pm to DaleDenton
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over-protective parents
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best weed
Shocker
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:56 pm to DlineU
LSU FANS LOVE CORDOGS!!!!!!
Posted on 4/4/12 at 10:49 pm to DlineU
How do you meet virgin girl @ Auburn?
Find girl who doesn't have brothers/male cousins!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Find girl who doesn't have brothers/male cousins!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted on 4/4/12 at 10:57 pm to roadGator
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Arkansas fans frick their cousins
I heard it was their sisters but whatever.
Do you know how how Arkansas mothers can tell when their daughters have lost their virginity?
They can taste her when they give their son head the next morning.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 10:59 pm to chinese58
What does the Georgia student and the Auburn student have in common?
They both got into Auburn.
They both got into Auburn.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 11:14 pm to TheCheshireHog
We haz no rivalz. 
Posted on 4/4/12 at 11:23 pm to Numberwang
"can't spell roll tide without 2 L's" - LSU fans
Posted on 4/5/12 at 12:06 am to roadGator
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Why did the cock cross the road
to prove to the armadillo that it could be done?
ETA: What do magots and Bamer fans have in common? They can both live off a dead Bear for forty years
:rimshot:
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 12:19 am
Posted on 4/5/12 at 12:38 am to MaroonNation
You messed up that joke.
It's "Whats the difference between a Bama fan and a maggot? A maggot can't live off a dead bear for 40 years"
Huge difference, I know.
It's "Whats the difference between a Bama fan and a maggot? A maggot can't live off a dead bear for 40 years"
Huge difference, I know.
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 12:39 am
Posted on 4/5/12 at 12:44 am to I Ham That I Ham
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If there is a Texas university wearing a skirt, it's aTm
Posted on 4/5/12 at 12:49 am to DlineU
Most of the jokes are interchangeable between our fanbases
Posted on 4/5/12 at 1:15 am to lsurocksme
An old favorite of mine:
Right before the Iron Bowl, a GA walks into Mike Shula's office and says "Coach, I've got horrible news: Brodie was riding a horse and fell off and got his foot caught in the stirrups."
Shula replies "Thats horrible news! Is he going to be okay?"
The GA says "Well, luckily the Wal-Mart manager was able to unplug the horse before any serious damage occurred"
Right before the Iron Bowl, a GA walks into Mike Shula's office and says "Coach, I've got horrible news: Brodie was riding a horse and fell off and got his foot caught in the stirrups."
Shula replies "Thats horrible news! Is he going to be okay?"
The GA says "Well, luckily the Wal-Mart manager was able to unplug the horse before any serious damage occurred"
Posted on 4/5/12 at 5:14 am to roadGator
Posted on 4/5/12 at 6:10 am to Poxxxx says GFR
What do you call a bama fan with two brain cells?.... Pregnant
My personal favorite
My personal favorite
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:08 am to Lee County Tiger
Coach Saban announced Tuesday that he'll only dress 22 players for the Iron Bowl.
The rest will have to get dressed themselves.
The rest will have to get dressed themselves.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:22 am to DaleDenton
Do you know how to get an Aggie pregnant?
Ejaculate in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest. :rimshot:
:SWCmemories:
Ejaculate in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest. :rimshot:
:SWCmemories:
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:27 am to tween the hedges
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What does the Georgia student and the Auburn student have in common?
Neither could get into Georgia Tech?
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:37 am to blacknblu
These two Aggies were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog. All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls.
One Aggie looked down and said, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."
The other Aggie leaned around and said, "Go ahead, he looks friendly..."
A mom writing her Aggie son:
Dear son,
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of the home so we moved. Our new place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, I pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
It only rained twice this week. Three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, your aunt Sue said it would be a little heavy to send in the mail with them big heavy buttons so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
We got a bill from the funeral home; said IF WE DIDN'T MAKE THE LAST PAYMENT ON GRANDMA'S FUNERAL BILL UP SHE COMES !!! Your uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off playfully and he drowned. We cremated him, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned they couldn't get the tailgate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Write more later.
Love, Mom
P.S., I was going to send some money but already had this sealed.
One Aggie looked down and said, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."
The other Aggie leaned around and said, "Go ahead, he looks friendly..."
A mom writing her Aggie son:
Dear son,
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of the home so we moved. Our new place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, I pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
It only rained twice this week. Three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, your aunt Sue said it would be a little heavy to send in the mail with them big heavy buttons so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
We got a bill from the funeral home; said IF WE DIDN'T MAKE THE LAST PAYMENT ON GRANDMA'S FUNERAL BILL UP SHE COMES !!! Your uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off playfully and he drowned. We cremated him, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned they couldn't get the tailgate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Write more later.
Love, Mom
P.S., I was going to send some money but already had this sealed.
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 7:45 am
Posted on 4/5/12 at 7:53 am to Pigfeet
How many Bama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. 1 to actually change it and the rest to talk about how much better the Bear would have done it.
All of them. 1 to actually change it and the rest to talk about how much better the Bear would have done it.
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