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TotalFratMove.com on Dan Merlins, #2 Frattiest coach in CFB
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:28 pm
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What’s up, assholes? I’m known for an absurd amount of foul language on the practice field. Do I care? No, not at all. My house has an elevator on the second floor. That’s right, the second floor. Sometimes I rage so hard at my bar upstairs that I literally can’t take the stairs down to my own room. I have zero respect for that school up north. In fact, I’ll probably never call them by their actual name. The only thing red and blue in my life is the American flag. I successfully paved my son’s college football career by naming him Canon. You’re welcome world.
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This post was edited on 9/4/11 at 8:34 pm
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Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:30 pm to NIH
Being fratty is not always good thing.
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:31 pm to NIH
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In 2008, Forbes Magazine named me the “Most Powerful Coach in Sports.” They only got one thing wrong…they didn’t award me the title every year for my entire career. Only two coaches have won SEC Championships at two different schools; Bear Bryant and me. Oh yeah, I won a national championship at two different schools as well. Basically, I am the best. Deal with it, Chizik.
Saban is in there too
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:32 pm to NIH
Derek Dooley the frattiest coach in football 
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:34 pm to chilld28
The first guy on their list is pretty cool. I doubt any of the other coaches on there wear orange pants.
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:35 pm to GoBigOrange86
He wore orange pants and rocks the short swoop. He is too frat
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:36 pm to Volmanac
Pearl rocked an orange chest.
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:39 pm to NIH
Pearl=NF
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:44 pm to NIH
Guess who:
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I went from college coordinator to NFL head coach, to SEC head coach, to head coach of a top 5 all-time program…all without accomplishing a goddamn thing. I did this while pissing everyone off as I left them. I’m not even sure why everyone keeps wanting to hire me. In true fratstar fashion, your Athletic Director (father of slampiece) wants me to coach his team (date his daughter), but all I’m doing is looking out for the next best thing (sorostitute to lay pipe to). That’s right. Everybody hates me, but everybody wants to be me.
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:44 pm to yamammasprofile
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Hello there, inferiors. My name is Derek Dooley and my swoop is flawless. Before I decided to embark on coaching college football, I was busy putting GDIs in jail for the fun of it. Damn right, I effectively combined two of the most frat professions in life, law and college football. Is it a coincidence that I coach at Tennessee and my son is named Peyton? Hell no. It’s called tradition. I take pride that the Vols are the only decent athletic program in the entire state. If you don’t agree, I’ll sue you on false pretenses.
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"My wife wouldn't let me complete my Rickie Fowler look. I had a white belt and shoes ready to go, but she nixed it."
frick yes.
This post was edited on 9/4/11 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:45 pm to volfan30
Dooley.. TFM
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:47 pm to volfan30
Dooleys and Kiffins write ups are the best.
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:48 pm to NIH
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Dooleys and Kiffins write ups are the best.
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:53 pm to chilld28
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Being fratty is not always good thing.
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do or do not. its a way of life that stays with you until the day you die. frat hard or go home.
Today we salute you, shining fratstar. Even though you come from an upper class neighborhood, you still know the difference between a rifle and a shotgun and everyone still respects the Ducks Unlimited stickers on your Z-71. Your undying love for Jim Beam, G.W. Bush, and Texas country is only surpassed by your undying love for Natty Light and drunken phone calls. With your Costas radiating a deep ocean blue frattiness to the world, you are the purveyor of everything wrong with Western civilization. Alumni have a job waiting for you after college, and class is optional. Take tomorrow off to play a little Tiger Woods and clean your boat shoes, because you deserve it. So kick back at the frat castle, take off your fratastic camouflage hat and North Face, and grab an ice cold Bud Light, shining fratstar, because we all know you can afford it.
ps i love alters
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:53 pm to NIH
misspelling names = not frat
Posted on 9/4/11 at 8:55 pm to crimsonsaint
Merlins is his Xenu given name
Posted on 9/4/11 at 9:05 pm to NIH
switching allegiances = not frat
Posted on 9/4/11 at 9:06 pm to crimsonsaint
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Posted on 9/4/11 at 9:20 pm to NIH
Go State or Geaux Tigers
Posted on 9/4/11 at 10:39 pm to yamammasprofile
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Pearl=NF
agree
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