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re: The life and times of Harvey Updyke (dude that poisoned the trees at Auburn)
Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:29 pm to rabdogg
Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:29 pm to rabdogg
For Alabama fans who will now lose the class argument until the end of time.
I want to be honest with you," he says, "and I told all my friends this. I actually wanted to get caught. I wanted them to know it was me. I had no earthly idea it was gonna be a felony, and they'd try to get me for poisoning the water system. Never in my wildest dreams. I thought it'd be $500-$600 fine. I thought that was all there'd be to it. I had no earthly idea they'd also accuse me of masterminding 9/11."
One thing, he says, has kept him from doing something drastic. When he was a cop, he heard a statistic he can't forget. If a man commits suicide, he says they told him, his children have an exponentially higher chance of suicide.
"That is the only reason I haven't killed myself," he says. "I mean, I'm serious. I just can't see a future. Auburn is not gonna be satisfied until they put me in prison."
I want to be honest with you," he says, "and I told all my friends this. I actually wanted to get caught. I wanted them to know it was me. I had no earthly idea it was gonna be a felony, and they'd try to get me for poisoning the water system. Never in my wildest dreams. I thought it'd be $500-$600 fine. I thought that was all there'd be to it. I had no earthly idea they'd also accuse me of masterminding 9/11."
One thing, he says, has kept him from doing something drastic. When he was a cop, he heard a statistic he can't forget. If a man commits suicide, he says they told him, his children have an exponentially higher chance of suicide.
"That is the only reason I haven't killed myself," he says. "I mean, I'm serious. I just can't see a future. Auburn is not gonna be satisfied until they put me in prison."
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Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:31 pm to auburntiger77
kinda funny a cop didn't know the consequences of the law and what he could be charged with for doing this 
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:17 pm to auburntiger77
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For Alabama fans who will now lose the class argument until the end of time
ok?
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so keeping a tally UAT now has more titles that trailers after the tornado's came through and finished what AU didn't have time to finish after the Iron Bowl huh?
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:34 pm to auburntiger77
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auburntiger77
It's obvious the dude has serious mental issues. Now he's admitting to having suicidal thoughts ~ he won't see prison time, all he has to do is plead insanity. And, who would doubt that he's not totally insane?
It's evident that he's a nutcase that needs medical attention before he tries to kill more than just trees.
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