re: Tennessee Allegations Released

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He'll, I'll give up the baseball program altogether if football and basketball are off the hook.

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Tennessee: "We think it appropriate that in responding to these very serious allegations that we hereby end the baseball program at the University of Tennessee."

NCAA: "What? The baseball program wasn't even mentioned in--"

Tennessee: "We at the University recognize the need for good sportsmanship and ethical conduct both on and off the field. That is why we are taking this difficult step to demonstrate our sincerity to the NCAA."

NCAA: "Seriously, shouldn't you wait to respond to the allegations which don't even involve baseball?"

Tennessee: "No, no. This is a step which must be taken. I'm afraid there is no other way."