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sec west in a family setting.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:34 pm
ALABAMA- of course is the grandfather of the family. without us the rest of this family couldn't exist. we have the richest history end of story not even close.
ARKANSAS- the guy that married into the family. He just doesn't get along with everyone because he isn't true family. they just dont fit in and everyone is waiting for the divorce they can get rid of him and his tiny ship.
LSU- the cousin to the family. they are original family but aren't on the same degree of redneck as the others. the coonass in them makes them a first cousin. the other issue is les miles dumbassary. As a cousin the rest of the sec can just blow it off as they are the cousin.
Ole miss- they are daddies favorite son. they get daddies money and they take that money and buy cocaine and throw a damn good party. everyone generally likes them other than arkansas and that is because of jealousy.
miss state- ole miss brother but they aren't the families favorite kid. they get the hand me downs instead of the new. this turns them into that freaky emo kid always begging for attention. ie: the big screen in the stadium and the cutting is them jumping into every thread crying about mullen possibly leaving.
I saved the most versatile family member for last
Auburn: they can fill many rolls in the family from the lil brother of grandpaw bama to the little brother of uga and younger cousin of LSU that seeks attention through criminal activity. they are the black mark on the family. spend multiple years in jail of stealing and money related crimes. They could also be that creepy uncle that just likes to watch kids and hang out on face book and just drop weird comments on people.
roll duck roll
ARKANSAS- the guy that married into the family. He just doesn't get along with everyone because he isn't true family. they just dont fit in and everyone is waiting for the divorce they can get rid of him and his tiny ship.
LSU- the cousin to the family. they are original family but aren't on the same degree of redneck as the others. the coonass in them makes them a first cousin. the other issue is les miles dumbassary. As a cousin the rest of the sec can just blow it off as they are the cousin.
Ole miss- they are daddies favorite son. they get daddies money and they take that money and buy cocaine and throw a damn good party. everyone generally likes them other than arkansas and that is because of jealousy.
miss state- ole miss brother but they aren't the families favorite kid. they get the hand me downs instead of the new. this turns them into that freaky emo kid always begging for attention. ie: the big screen in the stadium and the cutting is them jumping into every thread crying about mullen possibly leaving.
I saved the most versatile family member for last
Auburn: they can fill many rolls in the family from the lil brother of grandpaw bama to the little brother of uga and younger cousin of LSU that seeks attention through criminal activity. they are the black mark on the family. spend multiple years in jail of stealing and money related crimes. They could also be that creepy uncle that just likes to watch kids and hang out on face book and just drop weird comments on people.
roll duck roll
This post was edited on 12/29/10 at 1:35 pm
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Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:35 pm to heartbreakTiger
Seen better out of you.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:38 pm to heartbreakTiger
Boring. Would not read again. 
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:39 pm to heartbreakTiger
weak...dare i say lame?
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:39 pm to heartbreakTiger
20 pages.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:39 pm to heartbreakTiger
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they are the black mark on the family
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:39 pm to heartbreakTiger
Yea, kinda disappointing. You have better in you
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:40 pm to The Nino
I'm gonna request a sticky so everyone can revel in this fail. 
This post was edited on 12/29/10 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:40 pm to heartbreakTiger
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:40 pm to heartbreakTiger
Auburn is like the adopted ginger step brother who buys everyone incredibly expensive gifts for Christmas once every 10 years or so thinking it will make him relevant in the family, and then 6 months later you find out he had to file for bankruptcy.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:41 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
poor aubies dont like the place in the real sec family?
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:42 pm to The Nino
Of course the AU fans saying the expect more from you because they're offended. 
I thought it was pretty good, and fairly accurate. Will be a good thread, and funny 20 page read.
I thought it was pretty good, and fairly accurate. Will be a good thread, and funny 20 page read.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:42 pm to heartbreakTiger
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sec west in a family setting.
poor aubies dont like the place in the real sec family?
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:42 pm to heartbreakTiger
The next time you have a thought like this, write it down, put it in a shoe box, put the shoe box in the closet, then walk away.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:44 pm to gatordmb89
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Of course the AU fans saying the expect more from you because they're offended.
Offended wouldn't be the correct description.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:44 pm to Robot Santa
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Auburn is like the adopted ginger step brother who buys everyone incredibly expensive gifts for Christmas once every 10 years or so thinking it will make him relevant in the family, and then 6 months later you find out he had to file for bankruptcy.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:44 pm to gatordmb89
i figured that would be the reaction from them.
i was thinking of adding some sec east teams into the mix later on
i was thinking of adding some sec east teams into the mix later on
This post was edited on 12/29/10 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:45 pm to Robot Santa
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Auburn is like the adopted ginger step brother who buys everyone incredibly expensive gifts for Christmas once every 10 years or so thinking it will make him relevant in the family, and then 6 months later you find out he had to file for bankruptcy.
Seeing as how ya'll are a couple years removed, we'll be sure to ask for tips if that time comes around.
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:45 pm to The Nino
Nino is that you in the avatar?
Posted on 12/29/10 at 1:45 pm to heartbreakTiger
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Auburn is like the adopted ginger step brother who buys everyone incredibly expensive gifts for Christmas once every 10 years or so thinking it will make him relevant in the family, and then 6 months later you find out he had to file for bankruptcy.
Is actually funny. Yours is lame an not even remotely humorous.
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