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If Cecil accepted money...
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:35 am
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:35 am
I'm burning down his church. 200k costs us our season and got him a fixed up church. It's the least I could do in return. Eye for an eye, IMO.
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:37 am to Lee County Tiger
Definitely a hate crime...
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:37 am to Lee County Tiger
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I'm burning down his church. 200k costs us our season and got him a fixed up church. It's the least I could do in return. Eye for an eye, IMO.
Maybe you guys should be thanking him. At 200k you at least got to taste what it's like to be championship worthy (and dare I say the best team in the nation) again...even if you're not actually going to make it to the championship.
Without Newton (and without the money you don't get Newton), your team is 7-5 at best. At best.
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:38 am to Lee County Tiger
You would actually be doing the guy a favor... Insurance would rebuild his church. I say we file a class action lawsuit on behalf of Auburn fans/students for loss of wages, sleep, grades (in my case), and respect...
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:38 am to Lee County Tiger
if Cecil hadn't accepted money...your team wouldn't even be in the position it's in right now.
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:39 am to Lee County Tiger
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I'm burning down his church
You won't go to Heaven without Chizik's forgiveness, TIFWIW
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:39 am to Lee County Tiger
Relax.....maybe none of this is true. If it is, I don't think the NCAA has the balls to do anything about it until the season is over. You will have your Heisman winner and a chance to live the Crystal Moment.
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:39 am to Lee County Tiger
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I'm burning down his church. 200k costs us our season and got him a fixed up church. It's the least I could do in return. Eye for an eye, IMO.
Frankly I don't blame the players (or their dad as the case may be) for taking money. I'd be looking for the dumb arse that paid the money. He's the one that fricked you guys over.
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:40 am to michaeldwde
Dude, I went to BSC. I know how to burn churches and thanks to those dumbasses (one of which was in the same fraternity I was in), I know how to cover my tracks better.
I'm totally stealing a truck from Cecil's trucking company so when they check tire treads, they tie it back to him and he gets hit for insurance fraud.
I'm totally stealing a truck from Cecil's trucking company so when they check tire treads, they tie it back to him and he gets hit for insurance fraud.
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:41 am to michaeldwde
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You would actually be doing the guy a favor... Insurance would rebuild his church.
the new guy is smart
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:42 am to Lee County Tiger
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I'm totally stealing a truck from Cecil's trucking company so when they check tire treads, they tie it back to him and he gets hit for insurance fraud.
win

Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:43 am to Rohan2Reed
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I'm burning down his church
didn't work out well for those b'ham southern students fwiw
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:14 am to Lee County Tiger
that reminds of that one scene in the patriot. stupid british people 

Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:30 am to Lee County Tiger
Not worth the risk dude. You get caught and you're off to prison where your arse will be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory 

Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:34 am to fr33manator
It wasn't a very difficult to guess that Auburn fans, like any other group of fans, will be looking for someone/something to burn if we get probation/vacated wins/shat on.
This post was edited on 11/18/10 at 3:57 am
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:39 am to Lee County Tiger
Lee county I get your joke, but that's 1 joke I would never tell now a days. But that's up to you. Many people probably don't think your joke was too funny. PC 101.
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:49 am to peopleschamp
frick PC 101. If you can't take the heat, get away from the burning church.
And, as I'm now contractually obligated to say: ROOOOOOOLL TIDE!!!
And, as I'm now contractually obligated to say: ROOOOOOOLL TIDE!!!
Posted on 11/18/10 at 4:29 am to Lee County Tiger
I'll help you buy the gas to light it. 

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