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I hate Alabama
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:29 pm
I know we have over a week till the game and I'll probably be back here again sometime next week but its never to early to talk shite about you dumb inbred hillbillies.
Reasons I can't stand your school and your fans:
~The majority of you are missing 3/4 (thats called a fraction) of your teeth.
~Getting a degree from UofA is like when they give you that "diploma" at the end of kindergarten
~That God awful houndstooth that everyone around Tuscaloser wears. Do you think people in BR will be wearing their hats goofy 27 years after Les Miles dies?
~Have ya'll had a black starting QB since Andrew Zow? Or is it requirement to by a hard frattin' white guy to be QB
Racists
Brodie "Brah" Croyle
John "Sarah Jessica" Parker "Can't hang with my swoosh" Wilson
G-Mac
And the heir to the throne
AJ "Real Mac" McCarron
~Credit where credit is due. I do admire your school for hiring the physically handicapped. Nick Saban has got to be among the most successful "little people"
~Crimson Tide is a stupid nickname. "I'm proud to be a Crimson Tide." That doesn't make sense.
~Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer is simply a bunch of jibberish. frick you for yelling it after beating someone by 3 points. By the way..Rammer Jammer and Hammer don't rhyme with Alabama. You're welcome
~ at all your schools history yet it took you till 2009 for someone to win a Heisman
I'll save some for next week. 
Reasons I can't stand your school and your fans:
~The majority of you are missing 3/4 (thats called a fraction) of your teeth.
~Getting a degree from UofA is like when they give you that "diploma" at the end of kindergarten
~That God awful houndstooth that everyone around Tuscaloser wears. Do you think people in BR will be wearing their hats goofy 27 years after Les Miles dies?
~Have ya'll had a black starting QB since Andrew Zow? Or is it requirement to by a hard frattin' white guy to be QB
Racists Brodie "Brah" Croyle
John "Sarah Jessica" Parker "Can't hang with my swoosh" Wilson
G-Mac
And the heir to the throne
AJ "Real Mac" McCarron
~Credit where credit is due. I do admire your school for hiring the physically handicapped. Nick Saban has got to be among the most successful "little people"
~Crimson Tide is a stupid nickname. "I'm proud to be a Crimson Tide." That doesn't make sense.
~Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer is simply a bunch of jibberish. frick you for yelling it after beating someone by 3 points. By the way..Rammer Jammer and Hammer don't rhyme with Alabama. You're welcome
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at all your schools history yet it took you till 2009 for someone to win a Heisman I'll save some for next week. This post was edited on 10/26/10 at 4:30 pm
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Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:39 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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~That God awful houndstooth that everyone around Tuscaloser wears.
Somebody is selling LSU houndstooth hats. I saw one in Auburn Sat with a gold ribbon and LSU written across the front.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:39 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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~The majority of you are missing 3/4 (thats called a fraction) of your teeth.
Both Belle and myself have all of our teeth. My sister, brother, mother, and father have all of their teeth. We had braces as kids, but our dental past is being dramatically blown out of proportion.
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~Getting a degree from UofA is like when they give you that "diploma" at the end of kindergarten
https://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/national-top-public
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That God awful houndstooth that everyone around Tuscaloser wears. Do you think people in BR will be wearing their hats goofy 27 years after Les Miles dies?
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Have ya'll had a black starting QB since Andrew Zow? Or is it requirement to by a hard frattin' white guy to be QB
Wait a few years:
Phillip Sims
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at all your schools history yet it took you till 2009 for someone to win a Heisman
You're laughing at us for having the reigning Heisman winner when your team hasn't had one since 1959?
And that winner gives you the same number of Heismans as Alabama. Good job, champ.This post was edited on 10/26/10 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:40 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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~That God awful houndstooth that everyone around Tuscaloser wears. Do you think people in BR will be wearing their hats goofy 27 years after Les Miles dies?
Umm... if Les Miles wins another 5 national titles to be on par with The Bear, the answer would be HELL YES!
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:43 pm to Lsuhoohoo
You can do better than that. 
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:45 pm to Belle
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You're laughing at us for having the reigning Heisman winner when your team hasn't had one since 1959? And that winner gives you the same number of Heismans as Alabama. Good job, champ.
Its like when Russia landed on the moon first. Even though the USA got to the moon eventually, Russia still could hang their hat on accomplishing the feat first. Yeah we both have one but LSU did it 50 years before Alabammer.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:45 pm to Lsuhoohoo
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:47 pm to CrimsonChin
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You can do better than that
Maybe so. I've still got over a week to brew up some solid trash talk. I've got a lot of family in Alabama and they're big Alabama fans. Its eating at me that I can't talk trash after this game for the past 2 years.
This post was edited on 10/26/10 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:48 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Its like when Russia landed on the moon first. Even though the USA got to the moon eventually, Russia still could hang their hat on accomplishing the feat first. Yeah we both have one but LSU did it 50 years before Alabammer
Comparing Alabama's history to LSU's history is like comparing a Rhode's Scholar to a kid with down-syndrome.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:51 pm to Belle
After LSU, ive always liked Bama,My grandfather was a huge Tiger fan, but he also loved the bear. And i did also. Love or hate Bama, you would have to admit that in the history of College football it doesn't get much better.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:53 pm to Lsuhoohoo
Have you really lost your mind with the fact that an LSU fan is saying that anyone only has a few teeth? Please, do you ever watch tv when they are showing people from Louisiana? You may feel that Nick Saban is handicapped, but you'd sure love to hire this handicapped person. As far as houndstooth goes, if you'd ever leave your boat, you'd realize that houndstooth is a popular fabric right now, and not just in Tuscaloosa, we just take it a step above. One designer(Marc Jacobs) charges over $3,000 for a leather houndstooth handbag.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:53 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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The majority of you are missing 3/4 (thats called a fraction) of your teeth
This insult could be hurled at any school in the South.
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Getting a degree from UofA is like when they give you that "diploma" at the end of kindergarten
Isn't UA a better school than LSU?
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Do you think people in BR will be wearing their hats goofy 27 years after Les Miles dies?
Bryant > Miles by infinity
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Have ya'll had a black starting QB since Andrew Zow?
What black QB have they had that should've supplanted the actual starter? Georgia hasn't had one in 5 years, are we racist?
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"I'm proud to be a Crimson Tide."
Never heard anyone say that
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Rammer Jammer and Hammer don't rhyme with Alabama. You're welcome
And GO doesn't have an X in it
Btw...I hate alabama too. Much moreso than auburn. Seriously, I hate alabama. But this is some really weak smack.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:55 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Lsuhoohoo
I hate Alabama
I know we have over a week till the game and I'll probably be back here again sometime next week but its never to early to talk shite about you dumb inbred hillbillies.
imo, being a dumb inbred hillbillyis no where near as bad as being part redneck & french. now that i think about it, i can see where coonass would fit in with looseranna folks.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:58 pm to bama my heart
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Have you really lost your mind with the fact that an LSU fan is saying that anyone only has a few teeth?
Its called talking trash. Geez. In the words that are popular with Auburn fans right now :butthurt:. I generally have no problem with yall. But this week you're the enemy and I have no compliments to throw your way. Not much good comes from east of the Mississippi.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 4:59 pm to Belle
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Comparing Alabama's history to LSU's history is like comparing a Rhode's Scholar to a kid with down-syndrome.
This-----^ Some things don't even need a response.Posted on 10/26/10 at 5:01 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Its called talking trash. Geez.
Now frick LSU!
Posted on 10/26/10 at 5:03 pm to Number1Gump
Should have just stopped at the Subject Title.....
Enuff Said.....
Enuff Said.....
Posted on 10/26/10 at 5:03 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Its like when Russia landed on the moon first.
And you are insulting our intelligence?
This post was edited on 10/26/10 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 10/26/10 at 5:04 pm to partsman103
I hate to break it to you, but everybody that I know here in Alabama have all of their teeth. BTW, I have a place in Denham Springs. If you want to see people with no teeth, then go to the back woods of Livingston Parish. The folks in the woods of Livingston think that having one tooth in their mouth is a complete set of teeth.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 5:05 pm to Lsuhoohoo
I would just like to personally thank everyone responsible for putting together TigerDroppings.com, an independent website featuring LSU sports news & opinions, & in particular those in charge of the "SEC Rant" where several unstable individuals are more than welcome to vent their pent-up rage in a harmless manner. This thread displays once again you have saved the life of yet another wife, child and pet. I know you don't hear it enough, but this Bud's for you!
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