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Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:34 am
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:34 am
what a dumbass. So he's giving a commencement speech, and he can't let it be about the kids, just this one single day.

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"The world was my canvas and it was up to me to paint my future," Fulmer said. "Now of course, 40 years later, I didn't have all the answers then. If you doubt that, just listen to the sports call-in shows or some sarcastic and negative-minded newspaper editor."
Posted by Quigley
Down Under
Member since Jul 2009
4007 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:35 am to
Funniest shirt I've ever seen had "Fat Phil Loves to Squeal" in giant letters on the back
Posted by GoBigOrange86
Meine sich're Zuflucht
Member since Jun 2008
14488 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:37 am to
Poor Phil.
Posted by HBTD
Florida
Member since Dec 2009
1141 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:38 am to
Posted by ditchdoc
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
82 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:40 am to
I Like the " Secret Witness" T-Shirts the best!!!

Other than that, if that fat fricker had a massive M.I. and died right in front of me, I would reach in my pocket, pull out my wallet, remove my Paramedic License, rip it up into tiny pieces and sprinkle them down upon his fat dead arse. frick that fat SOB and the Rhinoceros he road in on!
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
17909 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:40 am to
quote:

ditchdoc


Classy post
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:40 am to
quote:

So he's giving a commencement speech, and he can't let it be about the kids, just this one single day



sounds like you've never heard a commencement speech. Not a shock being your a Bama fan.

Generally the speaker speaks about what THEY did in the past and how the kids can use that in their future.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Generally the speaker speaks about what THEY did in the past and how the kids can use that in their future.


Yeah.. and singling out one specific person is all about helping the kids. He's a bitter frick and karma is all over his arse and he can't handle it.
Posted by ditchdoc
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
82 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Classy post


Sorry, some times it gets the best of me. I agree, it was of very low class. True, but low class. But hey Oak Ridge was a very cool place to visit!!!
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
17909 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:47 am to
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and karma is all over his arse and he can't handle it.


Getting paid 4 mil a year, or whatever it is, to do nothing, while trying to decide if you'd rather fish out of your mansion in Jackson Hole or Maryville doesn't really sound to bad.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 11:50 am to
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Getting paid 4 mil a year, or whatever it is, to do nothing, while trying to decide if you'd rather fish out of your mansion in Jackson Hole or Maryville doesn't really sound to bad.


Unless you're the boosters and school paying him to do that and continue to let divide the fanbase.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12314 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 12:10 pm to
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stapuffmarshy

I don't know what's worse, all the new Bammers getting on here flaming, or jizzmoppers like you getting on here flaming Bammers.

Usually I'd say the Bammers are worse, but you are boring as frick. Be original or entertaining or GTFO.
Posted by BufordPuser
McNairy County, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
1297 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Other than that, if that fat fricker had a massive M.I. and died right in front of me, I would reach in my pocket, pull out my wallet, remove my Paramedic License, rip it up into tiny pieces and sprinkle them down upon his fat dead arse. frick that fat SOB and the Rhinoceros he road in on!





Damn!!! I'm surprised some crazy Bammy hasn't assassinated the fat slob.
Posted by Bellabama
Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent
Member since Nov 2009
30878 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

sounds like you've never heard a commencement speech. Not a shock being your a Bama fan.

Generally the speaker speaks about what THEY did in the past and how the kids can use that in their future.


I have been to many commencement speeches, and typically, the good speakers manage to convey their own experiences in a way that isn't so egocentric and bitter. I would think being a Davidson fan, you'd be able to tell the difference.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8338 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

ditchdoc
Fulmer...
I Like the " Secret Witness" T-Shirts the best!!!

Other than that, if that fat fricker had a massive M.I. and died right in front of me, I would reach in my pocket, pull out my wallet, remove my Paramedic License, rip it up into tiny pieces and sprinkle them down upon his fat dead arse. frick that fat SOB and the Rhinoceros he road in on!


If Fulmer was on fire, the only way I would even CONSIDER extinquishing the flames is if I could use an axe to put out the flames.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

but you


huh? Do I know your toothless arse?

quote:

Be original or entertaining or GTFO


td.com is free brah. Im not here to entertain, don't like something, oh well
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 2:49 pm to
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negative-minded newspaper editor


Editors don't write stories, Phil.
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
17909 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 2:55 pm to
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Editors don't write stories, Phil.


This one does. He's referring to John Adams, the sports-editor, who also writes weekly columns for the News Sentinel. I think he's an Alabama alumn, anyways he bashed Phil almost on a weekly basis.
This post was edited on 5/13/10 at 2:56 pm
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37480 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

anyways he bashed Phil almost on a weekly basis.


Phil needs to be bashed on a weekly basis. I have more respect for Kiffin than that fat rat.
Posted by guy germaine
Member since May 2010
152 posts
Posted on 5/13/10 at 3:09 pm to
I assume he was giving this speech at Tennessee's graduation.
If he wasn't the speaker at Tennessee's what university was he giving the commencement speech at?



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