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SEC Player Ratings on NCAA Football 2011
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:27 pm
Any guesses?
New features will be added to the game on account of the free memory Mount Cody's departure will open up.
Coaches will be recruitable.
Ingram is a 99 lock along with TR. There will be a glitch that leaves McClain on the game. Also, holding mysteriously disappears from the Rules menu when playing Bama.
Ole Miss will not be ranked 11 on this one. Not in the country anyway. Jerrell Powe is a 99 lock as well. He will an inspire a new Landsharkness rating, which he will be a 99 at.
Also, if you play a dynasty with Ole Miss, you will be forced to throw the ball 70% of the time through the first 6 games of every season, only to put up H15sman numbers with your running back the last half of the season.
Brantley at least 93. In the new "Jort Mode", he will be 97.
Snead will... oh... Damn... If he comes back, he is going to be rated no higher than 60. He will then, inevitably, send EA a letter breaking down every one of his ratings. He will later cry about it.
Cam Newton will have 99 speed and at least 99 for throwing accuracy. Also, he will be given an extra year of eligibility on swagga quotient alone.
Patrick Peterson would have been 99 had he closed the deal on that interception against Bama. He'll settle for a 95. He will also have a stamina issue and will cramp up every 5 plays.
LSU will also lose all timeouts and deep passing plays with 2 minutes left to play. When playing Ole Miss, a timeout will be granted but a player must hit the new "Consult a State Trooper" button first, which takes 19 seconds.
When you play LSU, there will be a random play option called '3rd and Chavis' for every 3rd down. Running this play will increase your 3rd down conversion percentage by 67%.
Also when playing with LSU, your best player through the 2nd quarter will be benched.
There will also be a glitch preventing Russell Shepard from running the ball more than 5 times per game. If he scores, he's done. Also, he WILL NOT be eligible to play in any championship game or bowl game until he's a senior.
A "Want" rating will be added as well.
Jordan Jefferson will continue to be a legitimate PlayStation quarterback.
Ryan Mallett will break discrepancy records with 99 throwing power and 59 accuracy. He will also win the H15sman Memorial Trophy.
Mississippi State will actually win the SEC title whether you simulate or not since they aren't playing the nation's toughest schedule this year. That's all that's been holding them back. Chris Relf will be ranked 90 at everything.
Every TN player's rating will drop by 5 points on account of the nation's 2nd best coach leaving (Petrino being the best) except for Stamina, which will increase by 5 on account of all the running (from the authorities) they have to do.
Tebow's face will be on the disc and his words shall be in your heart.
You guys have any predictions?
ETA: Any and all suggestions.
New features will be added to the game on account of the free memory Mount Cody's departure will open up.
Coaches will be recruitable.
Ingram is a 99 lock along with TR. There will be a glitch that leaves McClain on the game. Also, holding mysteriously disappears from the Rules menu when playing Bama.
Ole Miss will not be ranked 11 on this one. Not in the country anyway. Jerrell Powe is a 99 lock as well. He will an inspire a new Landsharkness rating, which he will be a 99 at.
Also, if you play a dynasty with Ole Miss, you will be forced to throw the ball 70% of the time through the first 6 games of every season, only to put up H15sman numbers with your running back the last half of the season.
Brantley at least 93. In the new "Jort Mode", he will be 97.
Snead will... oh... Damn... If he comes back, he is going to be rated no higher than 60. He will then, inevitably, send EA a letter breaking down every one of his ratings. He will later cry about it.
Cam Newton will have 99 speed and at least 99 for throwing accuracy. Also, he will be given an extra year of eligibility on swagga quotient alone.
Patrick Peterson would have been 99 had he closed the deal on that interception against Bama. He'll settle for a 95. He will also have a stamina issue and will cramp up every 5 plays.
LSU will also lose all timeouts and deep passing plays with 2 minutes left to play. When playing Ole Miss, a timeout will be granted but a player must hit the new "Consult a State Trooper" button first, which takes 19 seconds.
When you play LSU, there will be a random play option called '3rd and Chavis' for every 3rd down. Running this play will increase your 3rd down conversion percentage by 67%.
Also when playing with LSU, your best player through the 2nd quarter will be benched.
There will also be a glitch preventing Russell Shepard from running the ball more than 5 times per game. If he scores, he's done. Also, he WILL NOT be eligible to play in any championship game or bowl game until he's a senior.
A "Want" rating will be added as well.
Jordan Jefferson will continue to be a legitimate PlayStation quarterback.
Ryan Mallett will break discrepancy records with 99 throwing power and 59 accuracy. He will also win the H15sman Memorial Trophy.
Mississippi State will actually win the SEC title whether you simulate or not since they aren't playing the nation's toughest schedule this year. That's all that's been holding them back. Chris Relf will be ranked 90 at everything.
Every TN player's rating will drop by 5 points on account of the nation's 2nd best coach leaving (Petrino being the best) except for Stamina, which will increase by 5 on account of all the running (from the authorities) they have to do.
Tebow's face will be on the disc and his words shall be in your heart.
You guys have any predictions?
ETA: Any and all suggestions.
This post was edited on 1/19/10 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:31 pm to UPT
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Gaming Board.
This is obviously satire. Did you read it?
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:33 pm to sorantable
Will Patrick Peterson cramp up every five plays? If they are going all out on realism, this is a must...
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:33 pm to sorantable
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This is obviously satire. Did you read it?
You're talking to a Bama fan. Obviously when you mention satire, he's wondering if you're talking about Goodyear or Bridgestone.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:35 pm to sorantable
when you play with LSU forget the 2 min drill it wont work.
also we can't call timeouts with less than a min left in the game
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:37 pm to heartbreakTiger
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Ryan Mallett will break discrepancy records with 99 throwing power and 59 accuracy.
nice
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:38 pm to DvlsAdvocat
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Will Patrick Peterson cramp up every five plays? If they are going all out on realism, this is a must...
Noted.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:38 pm to heartbreakTiger
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when you play with LSU forget the 2 min drill it wont work.
also we can't call timeouts with less than a min left in the game
Noted.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:39 pm to sorantable
snead is going to get rated the lowest ever, he will then send ea a letter breaking down all of his stats on the game.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:41 pm to heartbreakTiger
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also we can't call timeouts with less than a min left in the game
No, I think you'll be allowed to call the TO, but you'll have to consult a state trooper first.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:42 pm to bamawriter
well frick at least they are smarter than leslie. Its close though
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:42 pm to heartbreakTiger
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snead is going to get rated the lowest ever, he will then send ea a letter breaking down all of his stats on the game.
Got it.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:48 pm to bamawriter
If you play with Ole Miss you will be forced to throw the ball 70% at the beginning of the year, and you will have to wait til game 6 before you can run your best player.
Arkansas' defense will just be one player on the field. It will be a matador.
Tennessee will have a real actual douchebag on the sidelines.
When you play LSU, there will be a play option called '3rd and Chavis' for every 3rd down.
With Florida, you can play in jort mode, giving your team extra power.

Arkansas' defense will just be one player on the field. It will be a matador.
Tennessee will have a real actual douchebag on the sidelines.
When you play LSU, there will be a play option called '3rd and Chavis' for every 3rd down.
With Florida, you can play in jort mode, giving your team extra power.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:52 pm to ehidal1
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ehidal1
Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:56 pm to sorantable
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Cam Newton will have 99 speed and at least 99 for throwing accuracy. Also, he will be given an extra year of eligibility on swagga quotient alone.
Wait Auburn wont have a slow white kid at QB? This is genuis.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 1:37 pm to Marines4Auburn
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Wait Auburn wont have a slow white kid at QB? This is genuis.
When Auburn has a black quarterback, they go undefeated.
Posted on 1/19/10 at 1:42 pm to Marines4Auburn
when playing Ole Miss you'll have the option of a male or a female goat as the frat bois dating companion
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