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Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:36 pm
This is all in good fun. I'm gonna start it off
What does an Ole Miss fan do when they finally win the SEC west?
Turn off their xbox and go to sleep!
You might have already heard this.
O le
M iss
A t
H ome
A gain
What does an Ole Miss fan do when they finally win the SEC west?
Turn off their xbox and go to sleep!
You might have already heard this.
O le
M iss
A t
H ome
A gain
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Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:37 pm to Mstate
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:37 pm to Mstate
quote:
Turn off their xbox and go to sleep
That's pretty funny.
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:37 pm to Mstate
gerald hodge having a job is a fricking joke
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:39 pm to TT9
Q: Why do you keep your windows up when you roll by the arches at Georgia?
A: Because they will throw a diploma into your car.
That one is old so it doesn't carry the same meaning.
A: Because they will throw a diploma into your car.
That one is old so it doesn't carry the same meaning.
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:40 pm to Marines4Auburn
as i prepare for Bear jokes...
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:41 pm to Marines4Auburn
what is the difference between a mississippi state cheerleader and a cow???
about ten pounds
about ten pounds
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:41 pm to SLEBER 10
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:42 pm to SLEBER 10
What do Billy Graham and Freddie Kitchens have in common?
They are the only two people who can make 80,000 people stand up and say Jesus Christ!
They are the only two people who can make 80,000 people stand up and say Jesus Christ!
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:43 pm to Mstate
How many Ole Miss freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None....Thats a second year course
None....Thats a second year course
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:49 pm to Mstate
Did you hear about the fire in University of Mississippi's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:51 pm to Mstate
What do Bammers and maggots have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for 20 years.
Bammers will say its old but I know not everyone has heard it.
They can both live off a dead bear for 20 years.
Bammers will say its old but I know not everyone has heard it.
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:55 pm to Mstate
what do you call a good looking girl on the arm of a mississippi state football player????
a tattoo
a tattoo
This post was edited on 11/8/09 at 8:03 pm
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:58 pm to Marines4Auburn
quote:That's not true. You've got to stop. - Lewis Grizzard
Q: Why do you keep your windows up when you roll by the arches at Georgia?
A: Because they will throw a diploma into your car.
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:09 pm to PJinAtl
Did you hear they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32. Apparently they want to keep alcohol out of the elementary schools.
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:10 pm to Marines4Auburn
How do you get an Auburn grad off your porch?
Pay him of the pizza....
Pay him of the pizza....
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:11 pm to TT9
quote:
Pay him of the pizza....
Okay Lane Kiffin
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:12 pm to Marines4Auburn
Whoa whoa whoa
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:12 pm to Marines4Auburn
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:17 pm to TT9
A blind Auburn fan was in a bar having a drink in Tuscaloosa when he asked the Bartender, "hey, do you want to hear an Alabama joke?" The bartender, knowing the gentleman was blind said "Sir, before you tell that joke you may want to know that I was an All-American linebacker for the tide, and the gentleman to your left was a former offensive lineman and is about 6'3'' and weighs 300lbs and the gentleman to your right was also an offensive lineman. Now sir, do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man replied, "well not if I'm going to have to explain it 3 different times"
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