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my Chris Todd conspiracy
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:54 am
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:54 am
Dr Andrews performed his surgery
Andrews is an LSU graduate
Dr Andrews repaired Todd's arm just good enough so it would last up until the LSU game before he got dead arm again.
Andrews is an LSU graduate
Dr Andrews repaired Todd's arm just good enough so it would last up until the LSU game before he got dead arm again.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:55 am to AuburnCPA
I'm really starting to like you. 

Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:55 am to AuburnCPA
Maybe he can repair his torn vagina this offseason.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:56 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
haha
what happened to the Chris Todd who could throw a football thru a car wash without getting wet?


what happened to the Chris Todd who could throw a football thru a car wash without getting wet?
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:59 am to AuburnCPA
Good Thinking CPA...Yeah that's it a Conspiracy!
When you hired Chiz he was 5-19 previous 2 years. Now he's 5-2 could it be?? No wait!
When you hired Chiz he was 5-19 previous 2 years. Now he's 5-2 could it be?? No wait!
Posted on 10/18/09 at 10:00 am to AuburnCPA
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what happened to the Chris Todd who could throw a football thru a car wash without getting wet?
the same thing that happened to GM when he actually COULD hit a bull in the butt with a basefiddle.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 10:08 am to labamafan
Yeah both QB's had bad games..makes for an interesting rest of the season..
Posted on 10/18/09 at 10:31 am to AuburnCPA
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Dr Andrews repaired Todd's arm just good enough so it would last up until the LSU game before he got dead arm again.
Yep you live in Alabama. Must be something in the water.

Posted on 10/18/09 at 10:51 am to Uncommon Cents
Todd's interview last night after the game was so bizarre (although with the little hotty standing there with a microphone I had trouble focusing on what he was saying). Here's kind of what I heard in the back and forth with the reporters:
Reporters: "were you guys just off tonight?"
Todd: "Yeah they have a good defense."
Reporters: "Um, you feelin ok?"
Todd: "WTF?"
Reporters: "Your shoulder dipshit."
Todd: "Oh yeah....it's fine. Not sure why you would ask such a random question."
Reporters: "How do you guys not kill yourself after playing like that?"
Todd: "Because I know we're a good football team but Kentucky is just a GREAT football team."

Reporters: "were you guys just off tonight?"
Todd: "Yeah they have a good defense."
Reporters: "Um, you feelin ok?"
Todd: "WTF?"
Reporters: "Your shoulder dipshit."
Todd: "Oh yeah....it's fine. Not sure why you would ask such a random question."
Reporters: "How do you guys not kill yourself after playing like that?"
Todd: "Because I know we're a good football team but Kentucky is just a GREAT football team."

Posted on 10/18/09 at 10:59 am to CreoleAubie
CPA, time to update that sig image.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 11:21 am to AuburnCPA
he's better than you think. yes, todd's arm will go dead this week, but he fixed it so it will recover before the bama game. 

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