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Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:03 pm
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:03 pm
Apparently throwing pizza at your mouthy kid will get you the clink in Gainesville, Florida...
Sometimes throwing pizza is a crime.
That was the allegation that resulted in the arrest of a 38-year-old Gainesville man early Friday morning. The man, whose name is being withheld to protect the identity of the victim, is charged with child abuse without great harm, a third-degree felony.
Sometime after 10 p.m. Thursday the man told his daughter to turn the music off on the computer. According to an Alachua County Sheriff's Office report, he said something like: "Get off the computer you [racial slur]-loving [sexist insult]." The girl, whose age was not immediately available, refused and fired back with some crude language of her own. "The Defendant then intentionally threw a slice of pizza at the victim, striking her in the back of the neck, against her will," according to the report by Deputy Nick Vickers
Pizza Slut...
So, let's outline what the flinging foods of choice would be for ALL SEC teams.
Example . . .
Arkansas: ?
Alabama: ?
Auburn: Mountain Oyster
Georgia: ?
Kentucky: ?
LSU: ?
Miss. St: Food Stamp
Ole Miss: Bulimia Purge Cup
South Carolina: ?
Tennessee: ?
Vanderbilt: ?
Sometimes throwing pizza is a crime.
That was the allegation that resulted in the arrest of a 38-year-old Gainesville man early Friday morning. The man, whose name is being withheld to protect the identity of the victim, is charged with child abuse without great harm, a third-degree felony.
Sometime after 10 p.m. Thursday the man told his daughter to turn the music off on the computer. According to an Alachua County Sheriff's Office report, he said something like: "Get off the computer you [racial slur]-loving [sexist insult]." The girl, whose age was not immediately available, refused and fired back with some crude language of her own. "The Defendant then intentionally threw a slice of pizza at the victim, striking her in the back of the neck, against her will," according to the report by Deputy Nick Vickers
Pizza Slut...
So, let's outline what the flinging foods of choice would be for ALL SEC teams.
Example . . .
Arkansas: ?
Alabama: ?
Auburn: Mountain Oyster
Georgia: ?
Kentucky: ?
LSU: ?
Miss. St: Food Stamp
Ole Miss: Bulimia Purge Cup
South Carolina: ?
Tennessee: ?
Vanderbilt: ?
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:05 pm to Sao
LSU = crawfish or corndog
This post was edited on 8/15/09 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:05 pm to Sao
quote:
Arkansas: Hog nuts
Alabama: prime rib
Auburn: Mountain Oyster
Georgia: squirrel?
Kentucky:
LSU: raccoons
Miss. St: Food Stamp
Ole Miss: Bulimia Purge Cup
South Carolina: cocks
Tennessee:
Vanderbilt: tofu
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:05 pm to Sao
LSU:crawfish
bama: food doesn't get thrown
usce: sausage
bama: food doesn't get thrown
usce: sausage
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:06 pm to heartbreakTiger
quote:
bama: food doesn't get thrown
Just an empty natty can.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:07 pm to Alahunter
Bama: Boiled Peanut ?
LSU: Nutria ?
LSU: Nutria ?
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:10 pm to Sao
quote:
"The Defendant then intentionally threw a slice of pizza at the victim, striking her in the back of the neck, against her will,
So im assuming there are people out there that enjoy get hit in the back of the neck with pizza. Freaks.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:10 pm to Choctaw
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:12 pm to jbirds1
I would give anything to see this cats mug shot.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:14 pm to Sao
Food Stamp:? WTF thats horrible
Miss St: Little Dooeys Bar-B-Que
Everybody knows that
Miss St: Little Dooeys Bar-B-Que
Everybody knows that
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:15 pm to Alahunter
quote:
Auburn: Mountain Oyster
on the PLAINS
eta: yes, i know what they are
This post was edited on 8/15/09 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:16 pm to Choctaw
quote:
So im assuming there are people out there that enjoy get hit in the back of the neck with pizza. Freaks.
Double extra cheese pizza is like apple pie... fwiw...
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:19 pm to Alahunter
quote:
Boiled Peanut
Hey...don't be hatin' on boiled peanuts.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:30 pm to ksayetiger
quote:
on the PLAINS
eta: yes, i know what they are
Hmm...good point. Cow College has no balls.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:32 pm to Alahunter
quote:
Arkansas: Pigs Knuckles
Alabama: Half empty beer bottle
Auburn: Cheezits
Georgia: Peanuts
Kentucky: Possum grits
LSU: Corndog
Miss. St: Catfish
Ole Miss: Mentos
South Carolina: Hot Wings
Tennessee: Half empty JD Bottle
Vanderbilt: Wine bottle
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:32 pm to Sao
Arkansas - Lit Marlboro Red
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:35 pm to Sao
LSU:King Cake
Tennessee: Circus Peanuts
Tennessee: Circus Peanuts
This post was edited on 8/15/09 at 11:36 pm
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:37 pm to Triple6Rebel
LSU: Alligator Gar
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:47 pm to southarktiger
quote:
Kentucky: Possum grits
WTF are "possum grits"?
I say the Hot Brown! Or a half empty Bourbon Bottle.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 11:48 pm to jbirds1
quote:
LSU = crawfish or corndog
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