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Why does Tennesse wear orange?
Posted on 8/15/09 at 3:45 am
Posted on 8/15/09 at 3:45 am
Because they go hunting in it on Friday, play football in it on Saturday and pick up garbage on the side of the road in it on Sunday.
A lame joke, but I snickered when I heard it. Anybody else have any SEC jokes?
A lame joke, but I snickered when I heard it. Anybody else have any SEC jokes?
Posted on 8/15/09 at 6:55 am to Dalai Lama
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A lame joke, but I snickered when I heard it.
in 1990, so did I.
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 7:12 am to tigerdup07
Why does the St. Johns River in NE FL run North?
'Cause GA sucks!!!
I kill me.![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconbooboo.gif)
'Cause GA sucks!!!
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I kill me.
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 7:14 am to roadGator
How do you get a former AU football player off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
:drumroll:
Pay him for the pizza.
:drumroll:
Posted on 8/15/09 at 7:20 am to Lieutenant Dan
How does an FSU grad usually end a conversation?
Do you want fries with that?![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconrotflmao.gif)
Do you want fries with that?
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 7:41 am to roadGator
Tennessee fans think "track & field" is
A dove shoot at a NASCAR race.....
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:12 am to Dalai Lama
I once read that creamsicle was picked as the UT color because it was the same shade as a mountain lily. Seriously. Please verify, Vols.
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:16 am to bamascott2
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:20 am to Lieutenant Dan
quote:
:drumroll:
i think you mean :rimshot:
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:27 am to Dalai Lama
What do maggots and Bama fans have in common?
Both can live off a dead Bear for 20 years!
Both can live off a dead Bear for 20 years!
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:36 am to Rouge
you know how i know that joke is old- becuase you said 20 years. update it to 25 years
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:38 am to ksayetiger
they're living off saban now, thus the lack in a change in the joke
i appreciate the concern though
i appreciate the concern though
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:39 am to Lieutenant Dan
i thought that was how you get an AU grad off your porch ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:41 am to LSUROCKS52
How do you keep Vanderbilt players out of your front lawn?
Put up goal posts.
Put up goal posts.
This post was edited on 8/15/09 at 8:51 am
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:43 am to woopiginaustin
who's the most lonely person in Starkville?
the dentist
the dentist
Posted on 8/15/09 at 9:07 am to Dalai Lama
quote:
Anybody else have any SEC jokes?
How do you castrate an Auburn fan?
Kick his sister in the mouth.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 9:16 am to roadGator
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How does an FSU grad usually end a conversation?
Do you want fries with that?
Who wrote that joke for you a 3rd grader cause it is pretty lame
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 10:00 am to Kige Ramsey
Why do Bama fans get yeast infections???
So they know how everybody else feels having to put up with irritating counts....![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconPimp.gif)
So they know how everybody else feels having to put up with irritating counts....
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 10:03 am to Kige Ramsey
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Who wrote that joke for you a 3rd grader cause it is pretty lame
did a third grader write that sentence?
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