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Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:37 am
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:37 am
check out Tidesports thread titled "how did LSU beat us on dexter blackmon". the post where the guy says Les ruined Okie State and can't evaluate talent so he waits to see who other SEC coaches are recruiting before he starts to recruit them. i know every site has dumb-arse posters, but this one is the dumbest i have ever seen (and the funniest). 

Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:39 am to LSU GrandDad
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Les ruined Okie State
Les built Oklahoma State.
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he waits to see who other SEC coaches are recruiting before he starts to recruit them.
This is not even close to the truth.
This post was edited on 7/31/09 at 10:41 am
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:41 am to LSU GrandDad
Why do you LSU fans stay on Bama sites All the time!! Oh,wait....NM. 

Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:41 am to CRAZY 4 LSU
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Les built Oklahoma State.
Don't why people think he did bad there. 3/4 winning seasons is excellent for Okie State. Especially considering he beat OU half the time who was at the top of their game.
This post was edited on 7/31/09 at 10:42 am
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:43 am to thunderbird1100
typical really. check this one out... at least he prefaces his post with "i know this might sound crazy"...
https://forums.tidesports.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/3631098265/m/7771020209
https://forums.tidesports.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/3631098265/m/7771020209
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:44 am to CRAZY 4 LSU
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he waits to see who other SEC coaches are recruiting before he starts to recruit them.
This is not even close to the truth
yeah, i thought this was pretty evident when he offered Gibson and blackmon


Seriously, people can knock Les for a lot of things, but recruiting isn't one of them.
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:53 am to LSU GrandDad
i live near stillwater, that place was a DUMP before les arrive. he did just as good of a job at osu as saban did at msu. it's not like he left osu in bad shape either. the mistake he made at osu was hiring bill clay and refusing to let him go.
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:54 am to bamaatlsu
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Seriously, people can knock Les for a lot of things, but recruiting isn't one of them.
This, although some other claims are not accurate.
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:54 am to CRAZY 4 LSU
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Les built Oklahoma State
no he didn't ---signed Bary Sanders and Thurman Thomas
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:57 am to RBU21
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no he didn't ---signed Bary Sanders and Thurman Thomas
when was the last time they went to a bowl game before les arrived?
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:58 am to RBU21
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Les built Oklahoma State.
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no he didn't ---signed Bary Sanders and Thurman Thomas
also, T Boone Pickens says hello.
Posted on 7/31/09 at 10:59 am to bamaatlsu
Here's one i saw the other day, Bama guy ranting about AU
I hate Auburn. I hate them with the a burning passion that rivals the destructive power of a thousand suns all going supernova at the exact same time. I hate everything about Auburn. If there is something that relates to Auburn, I hate it. If I hear that a person describes their hair as being auburn colored, I will not speak to them until they admit it is actually reddish-brown. I hate tigers, I hate orange, and I hate people named Jordan or Hare.
I hate the town. For those of you lucky enough to have never set eyes on the Ugliest Little Cowtown On The Plains, let me paint you a picture-think of the setting of every post-apocalyptic movie you have ever seen. Now multiply the desolate dreariness they portray by about 8976. That is what the Auburn/Opelika area is like. There is a drugstore, a tree, and an Applebee’s. That’s about it. There is nothing to do. There is nothing to see. There is no history worth mentioning. It is fitting that they cover a tree with toilet paper after victories. This is because Auburn is the rectum of the south. (For those keeping score at home, Columbia, South Carolina is the armpit of the south and Gainesville is that region between the male excretory organs. Now back to our regularly scheduled rant, already in progress). Were a squadron of B-52s to get their orders crossed up and accidentally carpet bomb the Auburn/Opelika metroplex into a smoldering crater of oblivion, the world would be a much prettier and happier place. If you ever want to see why the term “flyover country” was coined, visit Auburn. Otherwise, there is really no reason to ever go there.
I hate their athletics. I detest them far too much to limit my fury to their football team. It’s true, I reserve a special brand of hate for those fallible doyens, but it doesn’t stop there. Oh, no. I hate their baseball team, their basketball team, and everything else from gymnastics to the sidereal swim team. I don’t know if they have an equestrian team, but if they do, I patina hate them too. It’s not just on general principles either, and it certainly has nothing to do with jealousy or envy. I hate them because they cheat. We all know that they have been put on probation so many times for a variety of reasons that any school run by a person with half a parsimonious brain would be able to cover up, but that just scratches the surface. I have heard stories of underhanded and shady dealings concerning all sorts of non-revenue sports. If a school is willing to do half the things I have heard to land a good volleyball player, I must assume that each member of their football team could foot the bill for his own moon base by the time he reaches junior year.
More importantly, I hate the idea that Auburn claims offer something in the way of “academics”. I use that term as loosely as possible. The fact that Auburn is a member of the SEC will only serve to make my degree from Alabama look bad based solely on association. I just know that one day, there will be an Auburn grad working under me whose incompetence will make my life miserable. I have no doubt that their uxorious idiocy will ever cease to amaze me. And yet, this person will think that he is has the ability to process thought simply because he has a degree from Auburn that says something like “Animal Husbandry” on it, when in reality, that piece of parchment isn’t even fit for me to wipe my moiety with. I have a friend who attended Auburn on an athletic scholarship. When he told me where he was going, I asked him how he planned on getting a job afterwards. His response? “Job? I’m just going to use my eligibility up, then go to school somewhere that can give me an education.”
No matter how you look at it, Auburn is a blight on humanity. It is a stain on the conference, the region, and the nation. I will not go back there for any reason unless I am absolutely compelled to. I won’t even go to watch their sad-sack, sorry excuse for a football team get their unifiers handed to them by a superior team from a superior school that hails from a superior college town.

I hate Auburn. I hate them with the a burning passion that rivals the destructive power of a thousand suns all going supernova at the exact same time. I hate everything about Auburn. If there is something that relates to Auburn, I hate it. If I hear that a person describes their hair as being auburn colored, I will not speak to them until they admit it is actually reddish-brown. I hate tigers, I hate orange, and I hate people named Jordan or Hare.
I hate the town. For those of you lucky enough to have never set eyes on the Ugliest Little Cowtown On The Plains, let me paint you a picture-think of the setting of every post-apocalyptic movie you have ever seen. Now multiply the desolate dreariness they portray by about 8976. That is what the Auburn/Opelika area is like. There is a drugstore, a tree, and an Applebee’s. That’s about it. There is nothing to do. There is nothing to see. There is no history worth mentioning. It is fitting that they cover a tree with toilet paper after victories. This is because Auburn is the rectum of the south. (For those keeping score at home, Columbia, South Carolina is the armpit of the south and Gainesville is that region between the male excretory organs. Now back to our regularly scheduled rant, already in progress). Were a squadron of B-52s to get their orders crossed up and accidentally carpet bomb the Auburn/Opelika metroplex into a smoldering crater of oblivion, the world would be a much prettier and happier place. If you ever want to see why the term “flyover country” was coined, visit Auburn. Otherwise, there is really no reason to ever go there.
I hate their athletics. I detest them far too much to limit my fury to their football team. It’s true, I reserve a special brand of hate for those fallible doyens, but it doesn’t stop there. Oh, no. I hate their baseball team, their basketball team, and everything else from gymnastics to the sidereal swim team. I don’t know if they have an equestrian team, but if they do, I patina hate them too. It’s not just on general principles either, and it certainly has nothing to do with jealousy or envy. I hate them because they cheat. We all know that they have been put on probation so many times for a variety of reasons that any school run by a person with half a parsimonious brain would be able to cover up, but that just scratches the surface. I have heard stories of underhanded and shady dealings concerning all sorts of non-revenue sports. If a school is willing to do half the things I have heard to land a good volleyball player, I must assume that each member of their football team could foot the bill for his own moon base by the time he reaches junior year.
More importantly, I hate the idea that Auburn claims offer something in the way of “academics”. I use that term as loosely as possible. The fact that Auburn is a member of the SEC will only serve to make my degree from Alabama look bad based solely on association. I just know that one day, there will be an Auburn grad working under me whose incompetence will make my life miserable. I have no doubt that their uxorious idiocy will ever cease to amaze me. And yet, this person will think that he is has the ability to process thought simply because he has a degree from Auburn that says something like “Animal Husbandry” on it, when in reality, that piece of parchment isn’t even fit for me to wipe my moiety with. I have a friend who attended Auburn on an athletic scholarship. When he told me where he was going, I asked him how he planned on getting a job afterwards. His response? “Job? I’m just going to use my eligibility up, then go to school somewhere that can give me an education.”
No matter how you look at it, Auburn is a blight on humanity. It is a stain on the conference, the region, and the nation. I will not go back there for any reason unless I am absolutely compelled to. I won’t even go to watch their sad-sack, sorry excuse for a football team get their unifiers handed to them by a superior team from a superior school that hails from a superior college town.
This post was edited on 7/31/09 at 11:00 am
Posted on 7/31/09 at 11:00 am to auzach91
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also, T Boone Pickens says hello.
hmm, i had no idea he coaches at osu...
Posted on 7/31/09 at 11:02 am to dallasga6
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For those of you lucky enough to have never set eyes on the Ugliest Little Cowtown On The Plains, let me paint you a picture-think of the setting of every post-apocalyptic movie you have ever seen. Now multiply the desolate dreariness they portray by about 8976. That is what the Auburn/Opelika area is like. There is a drugstore, a tree, and an Applebee’s. That’s about it. There is nothing to do. There is nothing to see
i don't know where this guy is from but he basically just described 75% of alabama
Posted on 7/31/09 at 11:03 am to Brendoni
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hmm, i had no idea he coaches at osu...
no, but he has literally built that OSU campus with his $$$. He has made OSU what it is now.
Posted on 7/31/09 at 11:04 am to auzach91
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Here's one i saw the other day, Bama guy ranting about AU
damn...talk about obsessed.
Posted on 7/31/09 at 11:07 am to auzach91
You guys are just pissed your 5-19 coach couldn't succeed at a school in rebuilding mode. Look at OSU's records the three years prior to Miles and then look at Miles' records in his four years. The first year sucked, but the second third and fourth year showed marked improvement. Not to mention, check Okie States record the year after Miles. Hmmm, they missed him that year. Not to mention he beat OU twice in his two years.
This post was edited on 7/31/09 at 11:09 am
Posted on 7/31/09 at 11:07 am to auzach91
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auzach91
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damn...talk about obsessed.
Yep...that 's why i thought it was so humorous

Posted on 7/31/09 at 11:07 am to auzach91
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no, but he has literally built that OSU campus with his $$$. He has made OSU what it is now.
someone has to coach the players, look at ole miss. houston nutt took the same team orgeron had the year before and won 9 games. orgeron couldn't win more than 3. also, les miles didn't have the facilites that osu has now his firs two or so years.
Posted on 7/31/09 at 11:09 am to Brendoni
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also, les miles didn't have the facilites that osu has now his firs two or so years.
This.
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