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Posted on 5/24/09 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 5/24/09 at 4:44 pm to
Arky will have a losing SEC record in 2009.

Numerous sideline officials, coaches, and cheerleaders will be hospitalized because Mallet overthrowing sideline routes.

HawgAlude will repent and start begging for Nutt and Co. to come back to Arkansas.

Walmart will go bankrupt buying out Ole Miss's coaching staff to come back to Arky, thereby forcing Walmart out of business.

With Walmart out of business, the American economy revives in record time now that people are spending money in local shops/markets......
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
25103 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 4:50 pm to
"With the sick recruiting classes both schools are pulling in, the SECW champion will come from Baton Rouge or Tuscaloosa for the foreseeable future." sorry ole myth and arky

"LSU will be an absolute juggernaut in 2011 -- this #1 class will be Juniors and a favorable schedule -- odd years = our favorable years."
Posted by batteman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
410 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 4:54 pm to
"Dan Mullen and the mississippi state bulldogs will get booed out of the stadium after Ole Miss curb stomps them in starkville this season"

"gameday will never come to oxford"

"vanderbilt will go bowling again.. soon"

"jevan snead will outplay mallet in every head to head matchup the two ever have"
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
25103 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

"Dan Mullen and the mississippi state bulldogs will get booed out of the stadium after Ole Miss curb stomps them in starkville this season"




Nah, if that happens i think he gets a pass his first year -- most first year coaches do -- except kiffin at UcheaT -- he better win, and fast!
Posted by batteman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
410 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 5:05 pm to
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Nah, if that happens i think he gets a pass his first year -- most first year coaches do -- except kiffin at UcheaT -- he better win, and fast!


you know that reminds me of one..

"Lane Kiffen will last just as long and have just as many wins as Ed Orgeron did at ole miss"
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
25103 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

"Lane Kiffen will last just as long and have just as many wins as Ed Orgeron did at ole miss"



Posted by woopiginaustin
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Member since Jun 2008
8590 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 6:32 pm to
For the record

ESPN Gameday chooses Oxford for Arkansas-Old Piss

You heard it here first.
Posted by batteman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
410 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 6:37 pm to
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For the record

ESPN Gameday chooses Oxford for Arkansas-Old Piss

You heard it here first.


i would love to be proven wrong there woopig
Posted by SloMeaux
Member since Sep 2004
23134 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 6:52 pm to
Tim Tebow will cure cancer.
Les Miles will make a media comment that will be replayed on ESPN.
Coach O will rip his shirt off & Lane Kiffin will commit another NCAA violation & piss off another SEC coach in a single event.
Mark Richt will be preseason ranked as a Top 5 coach while his team is ranked 20th.
Miss St. will be, well... Miss St.
Ole Mrs will add their SECC baseball plaque at the Walk of Chumpions next to their 2003 SECWC plaque.
Kentucky will upset somebody and lose to a nobody.
South Carolina will blame every team they lose to because of cheating.
Auburn will be chopblocking.
Vandy will be graduating seniors that the rest of the SEC players will work for. Including the ditch diggers of S. Carolina.
Arkansas fans will a tooth for every loss.
Bama will expand their stadium and will beat tOSU spring record for attendance and make a TShirt that states, just that!

This post was edited on 5/24/09 at 6:58 pm
Posted by akantho
Fayetteville
Member since May 2009
813 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 7:12 pm to
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Numerous sideline officials, coaches, and cheerleaders will be hospitalized because Mallet overthrowing sideline routes.


That's funny right there.
Posted by ericberryistheman
Nashville, TN
Member since Feb 2009
858 posts
Posted on 5/24/09 at 7:18 pm to
Ole Miss will not win the SEC in the next 10 years.

Saban will not be at Alabama in five years.

LSU will be back this year.

Meyer is not as good as Tebow makes him look.

Tebow is the best football player in the last 25 years.

Kiffin will not be as good as UT fans proclaim nor will he be as bad as the SECRANT believes.

Miss. State, KY, SC, and Vandy will not win the SEC in the next 25 years.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28648 posts
Posted on 5/26/09 at 10:52 am to
bump, since today the boards are actually alive ;)

i want to see more official statements.
Posted by tygerfan11
Member since Jun 2008
804 posts
Posted on 5/26/09 at 12:13 pm to
For the Record:

Ole Miss' GPS doesn't have the cities of Atlanta or Omaha programmed into it (gotta get that figured out guys!)

LSU will win the SEC West and play in Atlanta in 2010

LSU's defense will be one of the top three in the conference and top 20 in the country this year

LSU's pitching staff will struggle at the beginning of next season b/c of the loss of Louis Coleman

Ole Miss' pitching staff will struggle early on next season after the loss of Bittle and Buckvich

Alabama beats LSU in a close game this year in Tuscaloosa

Nick Saban will retire at Alabama

LSU's basketball team will not make the NIT this year





Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28648 posts
Posted on 5/26/09 at 12:15 pm to
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tygerfan11


level headed and bold. that's WHAT this thread is for. tyty
Posted by dawgorama
Member since Jun 2004
14690 posts
Posted on 5/26/09 at 12:17 pm to
UGA will beat UF in 2009.

UGA will win 10 games in 2009.

Ole Miss will NOT win the SEC West in 2009.
Posted by tygerfan11
Member since Jun 2008
804 posts
Posted on 5/26/09 at 12:21 pm to
No problem

Great thread! This should get very entertaining down the road.
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