Which high schooler would your team be?

I'll start:

Bammer: The rich kid, who thinks the world will bow down at his feet. Money is no object, and comes across as condescending. Knows people are jealous of his wealth, and he's not afraid to let you know just how rich he actually is. The line is 11 deep at people wanting to take him down a notch.

Arkansas: The exchange student. Because he is from a completely different part of the world from the rest of the high school. Pretty much everyone wouldn't mind if he just went back to wherever he came from.

Auburn: The 5'6" mouthy kid, who most people don't mind. Parents are blue-collared workers who struggle for money. Therefore, hates everything about the rich. Occasionally smarts off to the wrong person and gets skull poked. Harmless for the most part, but just needs to feel the love more often.

LSU: Obviously, the school-skipping drunk. In general, a real piece of shite, but a fun guy to be around. Definitely don't trust your mothers, daughters, or sisters around him.

Ole Miss: The preppy shitbag that everyone makes fun of behind his back. To his face: When he turns around: He generally hangs out and keeps to himself, except when they feel like picking on the rednecks.

Miss. State: The rednecks, and don't really give a shite if you think so. They generally keep to themselves and fly under the radar. Occasionally though, they get everyone's attention by dishing out some sort of arse beating that no one saw coming. Then, they go back to their field parties and beer-drinking.