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Which high schooler would your team be?
Posted on 4/28/09 at 9:42 am
Posted on 4/28/09 at 9:42 am
I'll start:
Bammer: The rich kid, who thinks the world will bow down at his feet. Money is no object, and comes across as condescending. Knows people are jealous of his wealth, and he's not afraid to let you know just how rich he actually is. The line is 11 deep at people wanting to take him down a notch.
Arkansas: The exchange student. Because he is from a completely different part of the world from the rest of the high school. Pretty much everyone wouldn't mind if he just went back to wherever he came from.
Auburn: The 5'6" mouthy kid, who most people don't mind. Parents are blue-collared workers who struggle for money. Therefore, hates everything about the rich. Occasionally smarts off to the wrong person and gets skull poked. Harmless for the most part, but just needs to feel the love more often.
LSU: Obviously, the school-skipping drunk. In general, a real piece of shite, but a fun guy to be around. Definitely don't trust your mothers, daughters, or sisters around him.
Ole Miss: The preppy shitbag that everyone makes fun of behind his back. To his face:
When he turns around:
He generally hangs out and keeps to himself, except when they feel like picking on the rednecks.
Miss. State: The rednecks, and don't really give a shite if you think so. They generally keep to themselves and fly under the radar. Occasionally though, they get everyone's attention by dishing out some sort of arse beating that no one saw coming. Then, they go back to their field parties and beer-drinking.
Bammer: The rich kid, who thinks the world will bow down at his feet. Money is no object, and comes across as condescending. Knows people are jealous of his wealth, and he's not afraid to let you know just how rich he actually is. The line is 11 deep at people wanting to take him down a notch.
Arkansas: The exchange student. Because he is from a completely different part of the world from the rest of the high school. Pretty much everyone wouldn't mind if he just went back to wherever he came from.
Auburn: The 5'6" mouthy kid, who most people don't mind. Parents are blue-collared workers who struggle for money. Therefore, hates everything about the rich. Occasionally smarts off to the wrong person and gets skull poked. Harmless for the most part, but just needs to feel the love more often.
LSU: Obviously, the school-skipping drunk. In general, a real piece of shite, but a fun guy to be around. Definitely don't trust your mothers, daughters, or sisters around him.
Ole Miss: The preppy shitbag that everyone makes fun of behind his back. To his face:
Miss. State: The rednecks, and don't really give a shite if you think so. They generally keep to themselves and fly under the radar. Occasionally though, they get everyone's attention by dishing out some sort of arse beating that no one saw coming. Then, they go back to their field parties and beer-drinking.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:21 pm to Godfather1
I thought it was pretty funny.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:23 pm to superman
LSU: Obviously, the school-skipping drunk. In general, a real piece of shite, but a fun guy to be around. Definitely don't trust your mothers, daughters, or sisters around him.
That pretty much nailed me
That pretty much nailed me
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:24 pm to superman
This thread is littered with fail. 
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:25 pm to Froman
I actually think Auburn is the kid who pretends to be rich and wants everyone to know it.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:27 pm to tuck
Alabama would be the fat ugly girl who thinks she is the hottest girl in school
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:29 pm to AuburnCPA
Georgia is the wannabe badass
This post was edited on 4/28/09 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:52 pm to AuburnCPA
quote:Who was once THE most beautiful woman in all the land, I'm supposing? Sure she gained some weight, had sex with some questionable men but now, she's been on a diet, looking good and just rejected the poor kid who pretends he's rich.
Alabama would be the fat ugly girl who thinks she is the hottest girl in school
This post was edited on 4/28/09 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:53 pm to AuburnCPA
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Alabama would be the fat ugly girl who thinks she is the hottest girl in school
She was fine and pretty when she was in junior high when her father, The Bear, was around.
After he was gone she had several unsuccessful step fathers. She let herself go, got fat and ugly but never realized it. She only looked at herself in her crimson mirror that hid the ugliness and fat.
Last year she lost over 100 pounds, and her acne cleared up. She was one of the pretty girls again for about four months. But then January came and she took that trip to New Orleans where she was raped by a man from Utah. She went into a shell, let herself get fat and ugly again. And her lastest step daddy Nickie told her it was her own fault she got raped by the man from Utah.
Only time will tell how she will fare in the 2009-2010 season.
This post was edited on 4/28/09 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:53 pm to tuck
Miss. St. would be the High School kid that dropped out.
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:54 pm to tuck
UT would be the music teacher who molests jr high kids
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:56 pm to tuck
quote:
Who was once THE most beautiful woman in all the land, I'm supposing? Sure she gained some weight, had sex with some questionable men but now, she's been on a diet, looking good and just rejected the poor kid who pretends he's rich.
-good god we kinda went down the same road. Mine just had a terrible turn at the end!
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:58 pm to chinese58
quote:Ya, I like mine better.
-good god we kinda went down the same road. Mine just had a terrible turn at the end!
Posted on 4/28/09 at 2:59 pm to tuck
Damn, chinese. Put some thought into that? 
Posted on 4/28/09 at 3:02 pm to UTVolCountry
Arkansas kid would be the farm boy who got swine flu from all the pig sooiiiiing and died
Posted on 4/28/09 at 3:12 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Not a bad post for an Aubie. A damn sight better than anything CPA ever posted*
*except for the posts that blew up in his own face...
*except for the posts that blew up in his own face...
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